The lively atmosphere of the speech jokes English

"All the children make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

"Don't listen to them." His mother comforted him. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy ten pounds of potatoes. "

"Where is the shopping bag?"

"I didn't. Use your hat."

Arrogance, arrogance

"All the children make fun of me," the little boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted. "You have a beautiful head. Ok, stop crying and go to the store to buy 10 Jin of potatoes. "

"Where is the shopping bag?"

"I don't have a shopping bag, so use your hat."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She sells sweets."

Where's father?

Two brothers are looking at some beautiful pictures.

"Look," said my brother. "How beautiful these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger brother, "but in all these paintings, there are only mothers and children. Where is the father? "

My brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously, he is drawing."

Where's father?

Two brothers are looking at some beautiful oil paintings.

"Look," said my brother, "how beautiful these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger brother, "but in all these paintings, there are only mothers and children. Where did dad go? "

My brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously, he is drawing these pictures."