Global joke

Selected jokes from all over the world

Jokes come from life, but they can make our life more joyful and happy. Now, let's laugh together.

Selected global jokes 1. At the beginning of the relationship, I will say: I want to give you happiness. When we break up, we will say: I wish you happiness. Happiness has always been around, as if happiness had never come.

2. In the waiting room of the hospital, my son asked me: Which county is Qianlie County? Is it far? I don't know what to say: I don't know. Why do you ask? The son whispered:? Don't tell anyone. Just now, I heard from the person in front of the doctor that Qianlie County sends salt, and we want to get some. ?

3. At night, the last bus, a woman in white sat in the last row. The driver looked in the rearview mirror, and the woman was gone, shocked! Suddenly braking, people sitting there. Keep driving and look in the rearview mirror. The woman is gone. Brake back. The woman is now. Keep driving, look in the rearview mirror, and no more women! Suddenly, the woman came slowly, with messy hair and blood all over her face. Fuck you, fairy. Do I have a grudge against you? Brake hard as soon as you tie your shoelaces ~ ~

4. A beautiful and full weekend, an unbearable morning, a sleepless night, unwashed hair, and a day to go out. . . There is no date!

The first girlfriend broke up and married the son of the richest man in the local area, and the second girlfriend broke up and married an official second generation. Now everyone knows that it is better to break up with me than to marry me, and there are still people chasing me! I this is a symbol of good luck!

Selected global jokes II 1, diaosi is also a happy person. You give him an ambiguity, and he can make up the whole sex scene.

Teach you how to pick up girls, buy a lipstick of her favorite brand, and then give it to her, and tell her to remember to pay me back a little every day.

Who says good night means I love you? When will you say good night? Say good night when you don't sleep together. Good night is not because I love you, but because it is night. I'm not here. Please behave yourself. What a moth to a fire!

I didn't realize until today that it's not awesome to eat with the goddess, but the winner in life is the one who eats breakfast!

5, women's' bottom story': You men always say that women love to spend money, and you don't want to think about why you earn enough money for women to spend!

6. The girl I like actually confessed to me this morning!

I said excitedly, am I dreaming?

She said to me: you can slap yourself, maybe you will wake up.

I slapped myself and woke up. . .

Selected World Jokes 3 1, Girls:? If you can give me a rainbow right away, I'll go out with you! ?

Boy:? So where do you want it to appear?

The girl stretched out her left hand and said, here. ?

The boy smiled and grabbed the girl's left hand and pressed it on the ground, stepping on the red hard. . .

2. A female colleague came to work wearing translucent clothes. I couldn't help asking her, is it that hot? Do you have to dress like this?

Her words are amazing: I don't dress like this. Who can show you some K underwear inside?

In the middle of the night, the boy and the girl walked hand in hand in the street. The boy suddenly summoned up his courage and said to the girl. Or don't go home tonight! ?

The girl silently lowered her head and did not speak. The boy suddenly felt in his pocket and said disappointedly. Forget it! I don't have my ID either. ?

Embarrassed, the girl was silent for a few seconds and suddenly asked, Do you think I look good with long hair or short hair?

The boy replied listlessly and casually:? How should I know? I've never seen you cut your hair short. ?

At this time, the girl took out her ID card from her bag and pointed to the photo above. Look! Look! ?

The boy smiled knowingly. . .

I quarreled with my girlfriend these two days, during the cold war. Asked if my colleague could get my girlfriend to talk to me, he said: Go home and turn off the main tap water gate, drink all the water in the water dispenser, unscrew the light bulb in the toilet and put some viruses in her computer. She will talk to you naturally. ?

So I went home and did it right away.

When my girlfriend came home, she found that what she used at home was broken. She thinks I'm too poor and now she has to break up with me. . .

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