Any cold jokes about music? . . .

The most common: the geography teacher asked the students, where does the river flow?

A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward.

The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky?

That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou.

The teacher is short of breath: get out!

Student: Just leave.

The teacher said helplessly, are you sick?

Student: You have everything I have!

Teacher: Try again. .....

Student: shout when you see an uneven road!

Teacher: Do you believe I hit you?

Student: Do it when you should. ...

The teacher was angry: I told you to drop out of school!

Student: Rush into Kyushu! 1. On the way to learn the scriptures, two the Monkey King were killed, went to heaven and went down to earth. No one can tell the truth from the fact.

Guanyin suggested that it is better to let two monkeys choose their favorite fruit, which will confuse all beings.

In the end, Wukong chose durian and Liu Er chose peach. ...

At this time, the background music sounded: there are stone monkeys, there are stone monkeys, I would rather choose durian than let go. ...

In ancient times, there was a small country. Due to frequent wars, the national treasury was exhausted.

The emperor hurriedly summoned the minister of the DPRK and ordered the confiscation of his property.

For military expenses. Minister don't want to but also dare not disobedience, only worship asked 1:

"There are so many ministers in the DPRK, why me?" The emperor came up to him,

Pat him on the shoulder and say, "Because I love Qing, I won't be sad easily ..."

3. Dayu didn't enter the house for three times.

So his wife sings at home every day and misses him.

"Dayu missed those years, and love missed those years ~ ~"

A friend named Yi Hui proposed to her the day before yesterday.

He sent her a package and opened it to see that it was a ring and a USB flash drive.

There is only one audio file in the USB flash drive. After we clicked on the computer, her boyfriend's rich and resentful voice sounded in the speaker:

"Wait a thousand years for wisdom, and wait for wisdom ~ ~ ~"

Once upon a time, there was a village by the sea. The villagers make a living by fishing. . .

So many years have passed ~ ~ ~

Suddenly one day, a strange fish came to the sea. The villagers who specialize in fishing at sea have already eaten several people. . . This strange fish has six eyes and can fly, so the villagers call it "six-eyed flying fish"

Seeing the six-eyed flying fish killing people unscrupulously, and no one can cure them, the villagers are very worried. What should we do at this rate ~ ~ ~

At this moment, a young man came to the village. His name is very special. Love says he can kill the six-eyed flying fish. . . The villagers are very disdainful. . But the next day, love really came back with the body of the strange fish. . .

The villagers were shocked and asked love, "How did you do it?"

Love said, "Love really needs courage to face the flying fish with six eyes."

Attached are three lyrics riddles of cold jokes ~

1. Who serenaded it? A: Winnie.

"Winnie serenaded Chopin in memory of my dead lover ~"

2.who gave it to you? A: Aha.

"Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ~ I won't cry all night ~ ~"

3. When do you want to drink soda? A: Loneliness.

"When you are lonely, you will miss soda. Do you want to find someone to accompany you? " If you think it's ok, please adopt it ~ ~