Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Pk.com.cn's lyrics

Pk.com.cn's lyrics

Everyone will wake up.

Everyone can move

Everyone sleeps.

Everyone dreams.

Everyone gave up.

Everyone lost.

Everyone is awake.

Everyone feels cold.

Everyone is floating.

Everyone can catch it.

Everyone will lose it

Every day is changing.

Everyone is the same.

Everyone froze.

Everyone froze.

Brothers.

But everyone is a rival in love

Zombie: Exit ... Where is the exit?

Zhang: Hi, everyone has left. What do we use in class?

Ji: Use you!

Zhang: Ji Yinchuan?

Ji: Why?

Zhang: Go to hell.

Professor: Today, we are going to do gastrocnemius experiment. First, we put this big needle into the foramen magnum of toad's occipital bone, and I tried my best to stir its central nervous system. Then I cut it around the waist. Although the frog is dying, it is still alive.

Jaco: Let's have a sex-change operation.

Ji: Professor Niu. Just like some people experiment with humans, what's the difference between us and animals?

Professor: What do you mean?

Ji: As a higher organism, human beings can kill lower organisms at will. According to this logic, the German Nazis who thought they were excellent people could kill Jews at will. Is that so?

Zhang (narrator): These experimental animals have souls like us, but what is the meaning of life for them?

Ji: Let me tell you with a smile. In a cold winter, a little white rabbit was lying in his mother's arms and asked his mother, mother and father, can they stand such cold weather outside? Mother rabbit said, don't worry, son, dad is squatting in the hunter's pot to wash the sauna!

Students (laughter)

Professor: It's total nonsense, importune! Next class, we will do the anatomy experiment of dogs.

Ji: Ah ... Why are you here? Hey, dog. Huh? Why did sister come first and ignore her brother-in-law?

Zhang: It seems that they will be sent to do experiments tomorrow.

Ji: Do you know why humans experiment with beagles? Because they are the most docile dogs. Even if you step on them, they won't bite. Even if you dissect them alive, they will never resist.

crazy

Zhang: Er, these are all our classmates. I don't even remember them. Well, this is me! Where are you?

F: Here it is.

Zhang: What about Yinchuan in that season? Is he okay? I don't think he has come yet. However, he is the protagonist today!

Can I see your face?

laughter

Zhang: I heard that you have become a professional singer. Congratulations.

F: Singing in a bar. But as long as I can sing, I am satisfied. What about you?

Zhang: I'm not like you. You live for your dreams, and I just live.

Fei: Do you still paint?

Zhang: The hospital is too busy to spare the time.

Zhang (narrator): Did you arrange it? Or Ji Yinchuan? It must be you two, right?

F: Not bad. Did you draw that three-dimensional building, too?

Zhang: This was painted by Ham.

F: Who is ham? How come I've never heard of this painter?

Zhang: It doesn't matter whether I have a name or not. I hope to be a painter like him in the future.

Fei: Do you know who I want to be? Tina Oster: She is a great singer.

Zhang: Is she famous?

Fei: It doesn't matter whether she is famous or not. The important thing is that she can still shine on the stage when she is 80 years old.

Lyrics:

sky

sunlight ......

Ji: What are you two doing?

Fei: Who do you want to be most in your life?

Ji: Of course it's me!

Zhang (narrator): We all want to be others, and only you dare to be yourself.

Ji: What are you doing so late?

Zhang: I can't sleep.

Ji: What are you looking at?

Zhang: Nothing.

Ji: Ham's works ... Who is Ham? Ham? His paintings are very stylish. Who is he?

Zhang: He is the person I admire most.

Ji: How come I've never heard of it?

Zhang: He is an Austrian painter. Besides painting, he also likes to write poems. He often travels around the world. Like a child, he likes to sit on a tree and draw.

Ji: In the tree, why?

Zhang: because there are different perspectives ... the same thing is seen at different levels.

Zhang: What are you doing?

Ji: It's different standing here. Come on up.

Ji: Close your eyes.

Zhang: You don't want to kiss me.

Ji: Of course I don't want to kiss you. Let's go

Zhang: You plant trees in the sea and wait for the autumn harvest. I am a fish barbecued on a fire, and my soul is burnt black.

Season: At this time, the bright sunshine shines at night, and then the fish dream of the ocean. Someone sowed seeds in the clouds and gave the fish a pair of invisible wings.

Zhang: This is a poem by Ham. How can you recite it?

Ji: Why not?

Zhang: You know everything?

Ji: Do you really understand this poem?

Zhang: Why did you dissect this building?

Ji: I'll show you something good!

Zhang: What good things? I won't go in until you make it clear. Ji: Ham is here to hold an art exhibition.

Zhang: Ham? Psycho!

Ji: Really!

Zhang: No, ok?

Ji: Go in!

Ji: Hey, Mr. Zhang, don't go! This special exhibition of paintings was specially held by Feifei for you, because she knows that Ham is your most admired painter.

Fei: Actually, there is no ham in this world, is there? The person who likes to travel around the world and paint on trees is you!

Ji: That's right. So please watch this special art exhibition seriously, attentively and seriously. Ah!

Zhang (narrator): How did you know this secret? How can I guess that ham is me? A Fei, the 80-year-old singer who is still shining on the stage, does not exist. That's your fiction. She is you.

Season: (whispering like a spell)

Zhang: Stop! Stop. Stop. Whose birthday is it today?

Fei: Boss, you can do it! I admire you a little. Today is the day of your rebirth.

Zhang: Oh.

Ji: Make a wish.

Zhang: Can you allow more than one?

Fei: Too greedy!

Zhang: Not much, just four. Wait a minute ... almost, okay, think about it. First, I hope to do what I like. Second, I want to be handsome, just ... as handsome as her. Then the third, I hope my father can be tough. And then the fourth, I hope you two will be less annoyed.

Ji Fei: Huh? What?

Ji: What did you say?

Zhang: No, no, blow out the candles.

Ji: OK, blow out the candles, blow out the candles.

Ji: Coming? One,Two,Three ...

Zhang: photo ... Ji Yinchuan! You're dead.

Ji: Boss, go and realize your wish. Let's go!

Fly: Hurry up, hurry up.

Zhang: Where to go for a walk?

Ji: Didn't you just say that you should pursue your dreams? This place is not suitable for us. Let's go!

Zhang: I can't. My mother has helped me choose the hospital I want to go to after graduation, and she also wants me to get my diploma with the best results.

Fei: Well, why do you listen to your mother? You don't have your own opinions and life choices!

Zhang: My mother has done a lot for me. My son should listen to her, too. ...

Ji: Alas ... what you just said about chasing dreams is nonsense. It seems that we overestimate you. Listen to your parents. It's no use!

Zhang: Eh, it's none of your business! What does my life have to do with you! !

Ji: Of course! Pathetic!

Zhang: Who do you think you are? Why are you criticizing me? Do you know you hate it?

Zhang (inner monologue): I don't want to change anything. What I want most is to live in the next life, where there are poems and paintings I haven't written.

Ji (inner monologue): You are a coward.

Zhang: You are the best, and you will always be the best. You are good at fighting and picking up girls. Have you ever thought that there are other people in this world?

Ji: You can do it. Come on! Why don't you dare to do it when you think about it? Why not chase girls? Want others to protect you, help you, spoil you, let you, are you a man? !

Zhang: Ji Yinchuan, you are not my brother!

Ji: Hum, thank you for saying it first!

Ji: What can I do for you?

Ji: What do you mean?

Ji: How to read it?

Zhang: Forgive me.

Ji: Huh?

Zhang: Forgive me.

Ji: Ah, I don't understand!

Zhang: The note says forgive me.

Ji: Well, you're right. I'm not qualified to tell you what to do.

Zhang: I'm really sorry. I don't want to lose a brother like you.

Ji: Hey! It's very cold. I want to drink hot coffee.

Ji: Brothers!

Ji: Let's go!

Zhang: Where to?

Ji: Xiaole is injured and needs someone to take her place. Give me a hand.

Zhang: I can play chess but not basketball!

Ji: Of course! You just have to stand there.

Ji: Let's go! ! !

Ji: Boss!

Ji: Boss!

Ji: Boss!

Ji: Boss!

Zhang: Why did you let me play? Why did you fool me? Everyone laughs at me ... you are the best, and I will always be a clown! I quit! ! ! !

Ji: Boss! Why are you still standing there? ! Uh huh!

Zhang (monologue): In a flash, I seem to have become you. Can I really fly?

(alarm)

Ji: Boss, you should stop being my shadow. I am tired of being dragged down by you. There is no room for you in my world.

Zhang: Ji Yinchuan, Ji Yinchuan!

Wu: Boss, you finally woke up. You scared the crap out of me. I thought you would never wake up.

Zhang: You don't want me?

Wu: We will never be apart.

Zhang: What happened to him? Where is he?

Zhang: Hey, you didn't cry, did you?

Ji: Actually, I am your shadow. You wouldn't understand.

Zhang: That's not handsome.

(Three people hug)

(Screaming)

Zhang: Where are you taking us?

Ji: A magical place, where the scenery is beyond your imagination, and it will definitely make you unforgettable all your life.

Zhang: What kind of scenery is this?

Ji: You can check it on Sina again.

Ji: it's broken again ... come down and help.

Zhang: Sorry, I study medicine.

Ji: Medical students will always push it! Come on!

Zhang: Where did you get the scrap iron?

Season: garbage dump

Zhang: What the hell is this place?

Season: Earth

Zhang: What the hell is this place?

Ji: You're right, this is a terrible place!

Wu: Stop messing around, you two. Do something.

Ji: Completely dead. Looks like we're on our own.

Zhang: So it's far from the expressway? Looks like we can't go out today.

Ji: I can't walk out, but I can stay here for one night.

Zhang: But we have run out of food and drinks, and our mobile phones are dead. What should we do if we get lost?

Ji: Are you afraid? I beg you! Feifei's family is very good Don't miss girls more than she does, okay? When it comes to small things, it collapses.

Zhang: Yes, I'm afraid. What happened? Aren't you afraid of death?

Ji: I'm not afraid. Why are you so loud?

Zhang: Yes, you are really something. There is nothing you are afraid of in this world. I know you will always look down on me!

Ji: Wait a minute. I have something to say to him.

Ji: You are right. I just look down on you. I just look down on a timid person like you who can't put anything down but dares to think and do it. Say! What do you want now? !

Zhang: Don't let go!

Ji: Say what you want to say!

Wu: Boss!

Zhang: I don't want to die.

Ji: Since you don't want to die, just scold me and yell at me!

Zhang: Don't push me!

Ji: I just want to force you. Don't make me look down on you!

Zhang: Have you had enough fun? Is it fun? You want me dead, don't you? Yes, come on!

Wu: Boss, where are you going? Why are you ignoring me?

Ji: I'm here. Here it is.

Wu: This is what you call a magical place.

Ji: Yes, that's it.

Zhang; He's playing us and treating us like idiots.

Wu: Why are there masks on every tombstone?

Ji: Because they are all people who dare not face themselves, like Teacher Zhang.

Wu: They died so early.

Ji: Actually, they are still alive.

Wu: alive? Then why is there this cemetery?

Ji: Although they are still alive, the dreams in their souls are dead.

Wu: You mean ... this is the graveyard of the soul.

Ji: It is also the graveyard of dreams.

(Monologue) Zhang: Why did you bring us here?

Ji: Let you see if the buried dreams and souls are still bleeding.

Ji: Why are you here, "finally ending the war between me and myself"? It's obviously you. How do you feel about being buried without a dream? You are like some birds, born unable to fly, just like ......

Wu: Ostrich.

Wu (singing) sky, sunshine, night, deep sleep,

Every day, every night, every dream

Wu (singing) I love you.

Season (singing) every day, every time, every time.

Zhang (singing) I hate you.

Wu: Why?

Zhang: Everyone is lonely. Everyone is lonely.

Season (singing): We are here with you, every night and day.

Wu (singing) We are together and will never part.

Sing (sing) Everyone loves, everyone loves, everyone smokes, everyone is hi, everyone is here, everyone moves, everyone freezes, everyone loves.

Oxygen, breathing, night, sleep

Every day, every time, every dream

I love you

Every day, every time, every dream

I hate you.

Everyone is lonely.

Everyone is lonely.

Zhang (monologue): You really didn't lie to us. I finally saw an unimaginable scenery, but I never found the grave again. It disappeared forever with the darkness.

(at the dance)

Zhang: May I ask you a question? When will you separate?

Wu: One day he suddenly left and never heard from him again.

Zhang: I really don't know what he is doing, where he is and whether he misses us. Do you think he will come today?

Wu: Are you still thinking about him?

Zhang: You haven't forgotten him, have you?

Wu: Trunk bones are composed of vertebrae, ribs and sternum, 24 vertebrae, a sacrum and a coccyx, and an epiphysis, forming the spine, 12 ribs ... no, 12 pairs of ribs ... God, why are you so complicated?

Zhang: Humans. ......

Wu: What did you say?

Zhang: The decrease of serum complement is the most common in acute infectious nephritis ... (The endorsement begins, our brother Wen Li ...)

Wu: Boss!

(Singing): The sky.

sunlight

oxygen

Bring breath

Every day, every time

Every dream

I love you

Everyone, everyone.

What did you say?/Sorry?

What did you dream?

What do you need?

What the fuck do you want?

What the fuck do you need?

What the fuck did you dream about?

what ....

What!

Wu: The exam starts ... Hey, you can do it when you come back. You just recited it very well, which was very awesome!

Zhang: What do you recite?

Wu: You recited such a long paragraph!

Zhang: I don't remember. What did I recite? I don't remember a word. Oh, my God.

Wu: Boss, wait a minute. ......

Season: performance time!

(Applause)

(Broadcast Gymnastics): The great leader Chairman Mao taught us to develop sports, strengthen people's physique, be vigilant and defend the motherland. Now, let's do broadcast gymnastics and stand still. 121121 ...

You are the sun at eight or nine in the morning, and you are burning your future. ....

Ji: Ah ... Son of a bitch, you played well, but you missed me.

Wu: You changed him.

Ji: So, do you like me or him?

Wu: I like you ... I like him.

Ji: Hey, it seems that you have two handsome guys in the school.

Zhang: Ji Yinchuan loves you. From the first day we met, you were destined to be together, and I was just your supporting role.

Wu: You are not a supporting role.

Zhang: Why are you the only one sitting in front of me today? What the hell happened between you and him?

Wu: Who is he?

Wu: Boss, please take me away. Take me out of here and realize our dreams together.

Zhang: Is that true?

Wu: We are not cut out to be doctors at all. At this rate, we will only become executioners and murderers.

Zhang: Sorry, Teddy boy, I can't go. I have my own life and future here.

Zhang: Don't leave me.

Ji: We're leaving here.

Zhang: Don't go!

Ji: This is neither her stage nor ours.

Zhang: I can't stay here alone. I'm already your shadow.

Ji: Then join us on the road and go to our world. Our future is not on the operating table.

Zhang: You gave me the scalpel!

Ji: It is used to open the sleeping eyelids and let you see the road ahead.

Zhang: Unlike you, I can't abandon everything.

Ji: You don't even know what you have. You can actually be like me.

Zhang: Don't push me again.

Ji: OK, bye.

Classmate A: Hello, Zhang. How are you ... Ji Yinchuan? Is there such a person?

Zhang: The one who lives in my upper berth.

Classmate A: Look at the photos on the wall yourself.

Zhang: Where is he? Stop joking, okay? Hey ... Where is he?

The voice came: boss!

Zhang: Ji Yinchuan! There you are at last! Wait for me! This is your plan, right? I've been waiting all night.

Jaco: Zhang ... Long time no see.

Zhang: Ji Yinchuan! All this is your plan. Come out! I know, I got you now. Come out! Stop playing, I'm tired! Stop playing, Ji Yinchuan! I know you must be here. Come out! I will find you!

Wu: Boss! Stop looking, he won't come.

Zhang: Why?

Wu: He is dead.

Zhang: Don't be ridiculous. ...

Zhang: How did he die?

Zhang: Actually, you have no future at all, those flying futures. I found all kinds of reasons for your disappearance, covering up my deepest doubts. Refuse to admit your death.

Jaco: Zhang, what exactly did you bring me here for? Call if you want, but give me a reason first.

Zhang: You killed Ji Yinchuan!

Jaco: What season?

Zhang: You killed him!

Jaco: Zhang, I often kill people, but all of them are in computer games. Call me if you want, but don't make up stories for me.

Zhang: I didn't make up the story of Ji Yinchuan. He is my brother!

Jaco: You just want to fight me!

Classmate A: Ji Yinchuan? Is there such a person? Have you all forgotten him?

Zhang: Ji Yinchuan, the one dancing under the girls' dormitory at school.

Classmate A: Isn't that you? The whole school was a sensation at that time.

Ji: Can I help?

Ji: As a higher organism, human beings can kill lower organisms at will?

Wu: Boss, Ji Yinchuan only lives in your world. You created him. You love him and need him, but his existence gives you great pressure and makes you unable to breathe. ....

Ji: Do you want to be as handsome as me? Attention!

Zhang: I knew you would always look down on me!

Ji: You're right, I just look down on you!

Ji: I was buried without dreams.

Ji: I look down on you, a timid person who only dares to think and dare not do it!

Zhang: It's none of your business!

Ji: Of course it's my business!

Ji: Because they dare not face themselves, just like Teacher Zhang.

Ji: It seems that what I just said about chasing dreams is nonsense.

Zhang: Who do you think you are? Why are you criticizing me?

Zhang: Are you fed up with insults?

Zhang: You are the best!

Zhang: Aren't you afraid of death?

Ji: I'm not afraid!

Zhang: I will always be a clown!

Zhang: Yes, I'm afraid. How's it going?

Zhang: Don't push me!

Ji: I just want to force you, don't let me look down on you! Say what you want? You scold me and yell at me!

Zhang: Do you know that you are annoyed?

Zhang: I quit!

Zhang: Ji Yinchuan, come out!

Wu: He is dead. You killed him.

Ji: Boss!

Zhang: Sorry, the world is not big enough for both of us.

Q: Are waves water after all?

Zhang: Of course!

Season: The sea runs like hell and turns into waves. After the waves calmed down, they sank into the sea. It seems that the waves have disappeared, but the water that has made waves cannot return to the water.

Zhang: Isn't the wave water?

Season: Waves are water that wants to escape from fate.

Zhang: What are you trying to say?

Ji: You will understand later.

Ji: When the bird died, the bullet on him was crying, because the bullet, like the bird, had to fly.

Zhang: Ji Yinchuan, are you still alive?

Ji: Only those who have lived will die.

Zhang: Did I kill you?

Ji: You have the right.

Zhang: So our days together are real?

Ji: So the happiness you feel is fake?

Wu: Boss, you finally woke up. Which is more real, dream or reality? You are no longer lonely because of Ji Yinchuan. I only dream with you. Old classmate, it's been five years since graduation. Should we be together? This is our first party after graduation, and everyone will receive a package with our rules of the game. Boss, I miss Ji Yinchuan, too. He gave us too much courage, happiness and dreams. Do you think he will come back to us?

Li Li (on the phone): Zhang, where did you go last night? Why didn't you answer my phone? Why don't you talk? What the hell do you mean?

Zhang's father: Hey, Wen Li, what mask are you wearing? Playing tricks scared me to death.

Zhang's mother: Zhang, where did you go last night?

Li Li: Did you know you were coming back? Why didn't you answer my phone or go home last night? Do you know how many times I called?

Zhang: Because I don't want to hear your voice.

Li Li: How dare you talk to me like that!

Li Li: Do you have another girlfriend? Were you with her last night? Ah! How dare you hit me! You have balls!

Zhang's mother: Zhang, you are ridiculous. Let her come back and apologize!

Zhang's father: apologize to mom, apologize to mom, apologize to mom ... what are you doing? Apologize to mom.

Zhang: Ji Yinchuan, no one in this world knows you, no, but you are very clear in my memory. I am not a bird. When the wind rises, you fly for me.

Ji: Boss, even if we are tied up, we are still free.