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Once upon a time, there was a polar bear. When a bear is bored, he will pull out his hair. Pull, pull, one day he said, it's so cold.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Shuang, and one day he died. The family cried sadly. Passers-by saw them crying so sadly and asked, "What's the matter?" The family replied, "Nothing, nothing." Passers-by were puzzled and said, "What's cool?" A: "It's awesome. Too awesome. "

Once upon a time, there was a big tomato and a small tomato walking together. Then the little tomato asked the big tomato, "big tomato, big tomato, where are we going?" Big tomatoes don't talk. They keep walking and walking. The little tomato asked again, "Big tomato, big tomato, where are we going?" Big tomatoes or ignore small tomatoes. They keep walking and walking. The little tomato asked the big tomato, "Big tomato, big tomato, where are we going?" The big tomato turned around and said angrily, "we are tomatoes and can't talk!" ! "