Lu Yu's classic quote

Lu Yu is the host of the famous talk show "Lu Yu You Yue". The following are Lu Yu's classic quotations. Let's have a look!

Lu Yu's Classic Quotations 1 1 I get hurt easily, but I will never be beaten.

2. A person who is excellent in one aspect must be stupid in other aspects!

3. Elegance is a realm, and elegant men make people feel like spring breeze.

4. Love needs to meet the right person at the right time. I always believe that every love is a gorgeous adventure, and the wise can always see hope.

Whether a person loves you or not depends not on the length of time you spend together, but on whether he is willing to give you a promise. I don't know what retention means. I only know that the person who loves me will not leave me, because he knows that I will be sad. You can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't touch someone who doesn't love you.

6. I believe that the sum of happiness and sadness in a person's life is the same. I don't think anyone is less experienced than anyone else, so if you think so, you won't get carried away when you are happy, and you won't be particularly desperate when you are sad.

7. If a woman wants to win her husband's love forever, she must be confident and independent.

8. Beauty should indulge itself.

9. When a person appears in the right place at the right time, she will shine.

10, I hope that if a person has a unique vision, he can find a painter before others find him good. I think that feeling is great, but it's hard.

1 1. Many people say that if you keep doing something for 2 1 day, it will become a habit. Then you insist on doing one thing for eighteen years. What is it? I think it is not only a habit, but also contains many emotional factors, such as responsibility, such as love.

12, not only me, but also any young woman and anyone who wants to succeed must devote themselves wholeheartedly, and professionalism is the most important thing.

13. Even if you love tomorrow, you will be black and blue all over. You still have to love today, even for a moment. Because the moment you love, the world is really unparalleled.

14, I always believe that as long as you really want to do something and miss someone, you will never give up this persistence. It's only a matter of time before you get what you want. Of course, persistence is smart persistence. On the road of approaching your dreams step by step, sometimes you have to give in, sometimes you have to detour, and sometimes you even have to give up temporarily. This is very much like the truth of war.

15, everyone has their own appreciation of art, I am very emotional and self-centered, and see what I like to see.

Lu Yu's classic quote 2 1 Fish Leong.

Lu Yu: Can you cook?

Jingru: I'm good at cooking, especially Malaysian food.

Lu Yu: Can you cook Beijing food?

Jingru: Beijing food? Beijing roast duck? That's too complicated, I won't. What is Beijing food?

Lu Yu:. . . . . . Well, well, for example. . . Spicy hot bean curd

Jingru: That ... seems to be Sichuan food.

Lu Yu: Oh, yes.

2 Yang Liwei article

Celebration of Phoenix TV. After Yang Liwei was invited to take the stage.

Lu Yu immediately interviewed on the stage: Well, is your son here?

Yang Liwei: I'm coming.

Lu Yu: Would you please send your son up?

Wait until Yang Liwei's son comes up.

"What's your name?"

Every half day, he struggled to ask Yang's son, "What's your father's name?"

Three pairs of twins

Interview twin couples.

The younger of the twin sisters said, "We were very naughty when we were young.

When my grandmother fed us, we ran around her.

Grandma always feeds her sister, so I always miss her.

My grandmother didn't realize that she was wrong. "

This was originally an obvious funny story and joke in the misunderstanding story between twins.

Lu Yu asked stupidly when the audience laughed: Why?

Sister: Because she was stunned, she couldn't tell what we looked like.

Lu Yu then asked: Then why can't she tell your faces apart?

Sister: You've been interviewing for so long. . . Because we are twins!

Lu Yu: Then why can't she tell you twins apart?

4 Huang Qiusheng articles

Sir Huang said that after he interviewed the prize, there was no one.

So I called the director back and drove to dinner.

Then Lu Yu looked naive and asked, Really?

Do you really drive yourself? Is there no car to pick you up?

Mr. Huang: No, we'll drive ourselves to dinner.

Then there was pure applause in the big head's eyes. ...

Seeing this paragraph, I am puzzled ... why should I applaud ... ...

5 failed to win the lottery

When interviewing the winners who didn't win the 5 million lottery,

Unsuccessful: I had the idea of jumping off a building. ...

Chen Luyu: Did you jump later?

6 a grandfather's article

At the end of the program, I interviewed an elderly grandfather.

Lu Yu: May you live to be 120 years old! A complete collection of quotations com

Grandpa: (gray and often happy) Thank you, thank you!

Lu Yu: Just kidding!

7 Emil Wakin Chau articles

Lu Yu asked Emil Wakin Chau if his math scores were good.

Emil Wakin Chau said "bad" easily, and Lu Yu believed it.

After the program was broadcast, many viewers commented on the matter in Phoenix Forum and Tianya Community.

Because Emil Wakin Chau graduated from the Department of Mathematics at National Taiwan University, he had expected to be a math teacher.

8 Fan Wei articles

Lu Yu: Your wife has the same name as a Hong Kong elder sister.

Fan Wei: Yes. (giggles)

Lu Yu: Right? (doubt)

Fan Wei: Yes. (simple and honest)

Lu Yu: Are you so beautiful?

Fan Wei: No, then I haven't met that person, that Hong Kong sister. (helpless)

Lu Yu: That Hong Kong sister is pretty.

Fan Wei: There is no comparability. (unbearable)

Lu Yu: That Hong Kong sister is pretty.

Fan Wei: Ah. (too lazy to reply)

Lu Yu: Exactly the same name.

Fan Wei: The name is the same. . . What can I say, ORZ ...

9 articles by Liu Qian

Lu Yu asked Liu Qian about his favorite magic.

Liu Qian said metaphorically that it is like letting parents choose their favorite children. It's not easy to choose.

Who knows that Lu Yu NC said, your mother is just a child. ...

10 Yang li Ping

Lu Yu asked:

1. Were you beaten as a child?

2. Can you kill a pig?

Can you smash the cake with that thing?

She asked Yang li Ping what to eat at school, and Yang li Ping said it was cabbage cooked in some oil.

Lu Yu even stared at the big eyes without god and asked, why not fry cabbage?

Lu Yu didn't do any homework at all, and didn't even know the basic background of the interviewee before the interview.

Asked how old he was when he went to college, Yang said 12, but Lu Yu casually said:

It was the' 80s! ! ! ! She doesn't even know her age.

6. Yang said that 7 yuan is a meal subsidy, and Lu Yu even said, "Is 7 yuan a day?"

Anyone with a little IQ knows that it was of course 7 yuan a month in the 1970s.

1 1 Zhang Chaoyang

Zhang Chaoyang said that his career failed and he was very depressed.

Sitting on the plane, looking at the night sky and the moon, I am very emotional.

The anchor Chen immediately interrupted him and asked in surprise, how can I see the moon on the plane?

Zhang couldn't pick up the words at the moment, and gestured with his hand. "There are windows here ..."

She suddenly realized, "Oh, yes, the window seat can see the moon."

12 Cai Kangyong

When Kang Yong talked about his homosexuality, Lu Yu asked, "Do your parents know your sexual orientation now?"

This program is awkward at this time, because Cai Kangyong's parents came at the age of 50.

When Cai Kangyong was in his twenties, his parents died one after another.

13 Yi Jianlian

During the conversation, Lu Yu was not confident enough about some topics, probably because he didn't collect information.

She said to Yi Jianlian in the program: "They said you ..." Yi Jianlian asked: "Who said that?"

Lu Yu replied: "I don't know, they said, they said."

14 left-behind children

Lu Yu asked them what they usually eat, and the children said vegetables or something.

Lu Yu asked again: Do you eat meat?

Child: Not often.

Lu Yu: Why? Is the meat not delicious?

The simple child said awkwardly, no, no money. ...

15 Zhao Benshan

Lao Zhao: I can't stand professional actors. I like natural.

Lu Yu: Really? I think you are quite professional.

Lao Zhao: I'm not a professional. You are also a non-professional host.

Lu Yu:. . . . (pause for a few seconds) giggle giggle.

16 Xingye

Lu Yu's joke is also a major feature of the program. Some netizens believe that

Lu Yu's laughter is a damage to the coherence of talk shows.

For example, in the issue of Stephen Chow, she was laughing alone, but she didn't laugh when she saw Master Xing.

She asked, don't you think it's funny Master Xing asked, Do you think it's funny?

17 An Ayi's article

Lu Yu interviewed a lonely and rich old aunt to recruit her daughter.

Lu Yu: Which daughter do you think is the best?

Aunt: I think there are three-

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) Is all three ok? Is the daughter you choose now there?

Aunt: Come on-

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) Are we there soon?

Aunt: Yes, she-

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) Is the daughter who was not chosen embarrassed to refuse?

Aunt: About this question-

Lu Yu: (Interrupted) So are you still dating these three daughters?

Aunt: Um-

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) See you again? !

Aunt: Well, that's right. I want to say-

Lu Yu: (Interrupted) Yes, I think it's good.

Aunt: Er-

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) Is this a happy life?

Aunt: Er, are you happy? but

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) Yes, you are so happy. You will always be like this, right?

Auntie: We forever? ——————

Lu Yu: (Interrupted) Okay, now the program is over. Thank you for your guests. Thank you!

Aunt: Thank you, Lu-

Lu Yu: That's all for this program. Goodbye!

Aunt Yu

18 plum

Lu Yu asked, "Really? Do you really love Faye Wong? "

Before Li could answer, he turned to the audience and said:

"Li and Princess's greatest love in this century began like this!

They are soul mates, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and they will never change their minds. 2 1 century witnessed the great love of Peng Fei! "

Before Li could get on the bus, he asked, "Do you have children?"

(At this time, the whole world knows Li Yan.)

Before Li could speak, she said, "Is it a man or a woman?"

Before Li could speak, Chen Luyu directed and performed under the stage. "Look at the screen,

Peng Fei gave birth to a girl named Li Yan, which is the crystallization of their love.

This is a new testimony of their great love! "

19 stomachache

Customer: I have a stomach trouble and often hurts.

Lu Yu: I don't know what it feels like to have a stomachache, but a woman who thinks she has a stomachache is very elegant.

So cover (demonstration) ouch

Guest: Elegant? It's hard.

Lu Yu: By the way, where is the stomach?

Guest: ...

20 articles about AIDS patients

An interview with an AIDS patient once told him that he wanted to have another child.

But he already has a daughter.

Lu Yu: Do you really want a son?

M: Not really.

Lu Yu: Sure.

That man: Not really.

Lu Yu: I think so.

That man: ...

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