Humorous and funny classic sentences

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny. The following are the classic humorous quotations I collected for you. Welcome to reading.

1, exercise muscles to prevent being beaten!

2, kill the panda, I am a national treasure!

3. If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

4, a temporary impulse, the crisis of future generations!

Everyone I like is on the hard disk.

6. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

7. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.

My biggest weakness is lack of money.

9. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

10, sleepy in spring, weak in summer and weak in autumn, just sleeping in winter.

1 1. Close your eyes and I see my future.

12, it's hard to say I'm a playboy if I can't tie my heart!

13, waking up is one thing, getting up is another.

14, out of reach, try stepping on your left foot and your right foot.

15, the fat is so thick, it's so uncomfortable to move!

16, life is like toilet paper, there is nothing to talk about, the less the better.

17. If you have a pair of wings, you should braise in soy sauce?

18, teacher, wait, I will let Buddha marry you!

19, I really love you. It's a big adventure to tell you.

20, my heart is broken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.

2 1, I really want to control your grandfather's crying myself: Dad! ?

22. In order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to a leader's son.

Once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, it's hard to get together again.

24. We are all stupid, but I am playing dumb. You are really stupid.

25. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but a panda!

26. What is love in the world? The sage replied:? Schroeder. ?

27, WeChat is awesome, it is difficult to make a mobile phone into a walkie-talkie.

28. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

29, popular all over the world. Soy sauce makes others jealous.

30. Who can not shoot for 90 minutes? -? Chinese national football team?

3 1, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?

32. Your affectionate thighs block all my paths!

I looked down, not giving up, but looking for money.

How happy children will be if their homework can be copied and pasted.

35. A person's greatest sorrow is his unwillingness to be himself.

36. Will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?

37. You are my special concern, but you are not my recent visitor.

38. The real destiny is not the arrangement of heaven, but your initiative.

Today, my mother asked me why I smoked. I said I like to eat soot!

40. A lot of things are in between? Don't talk about grievances? And then what? You mean melodramatic? amongst

4 1, if the exam rewards QB, then the country will be rich and strong immediately.

42. God gave me a pair of black eyeballs. Why are you rolling your eyes?

43. We are all good students. We don't fall in love or elope to play the trumpet with you.

44. Women are tools to make human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.

Without those stupid women, life would be more stupid.

46, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.

47. The dream of a dream of red mansions of modern people is: paying dividends, buying a house and dreaming.

48. Some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

49. The so-called enemies are just those who force themselves to become strong.

50. System prompt: Your love transmission for me has stopped, and the other party has refused to receive it.

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