Xu Tianqi jokes.

As we all know, some people make fun of Jin Mu's fire, water and soil. In addition, some people want to ask who has the longest legs when collecting jokes, such as fire, water and earth in Jin Mu. Sausage, do you know what this is about? In fact, solving puzzles means laughing, step by step. Who will be the longest in Jin Mu? Let's take a look at riddles, such as golden wood fire, water and earth. Who will retreat for the longest time? I hope I can help you!

A joke about fire, water and soil in Jin Mu The mouse said to the horse, I'm going to marry the cat, so I'm going to get something to eat! Potato chips (rat cheating) The horse knew that the mouse was lying to it, so he hit it with the mouse. Guess a kind of food! potato

Magic figure, let's take a closer look. . .

Once upon a time there was a eunuch. ...

A creative joke

Jin Mu's fire, water and soil jokes, five elements of humorous jokes.

Chatting with a girl.

Lz: I said I have never been in love. Do you believe me? Jin Mu's fire, water and earth are cold jokes.

Sister: Believe! Ugly, nobody wants it!

When I was shopping with my best friend that year, I saw an uncle carrying a tray to deliver takeout. It may be that the distance is close, and the dishes on the tray have no plastic wrap.

My best friend looked at the pig's trotters on the plate and asked my uncle: How much is this dish?

Uncle told her that one is ten dollars and four are forty dollars. My best friend put down ten dollars, grabbed a pig's trotters and ran away, but my uncle didn't catch up with the egg soup running with the tray. ...

My best friend later became my uncle's wife. She said she didn't dare to look up every time she ate. Occasionally, when she peeks at her father-in-law, he will subconsciously cover the bowl. ...

Jokes about fire, water and earth: Some jokes involve cross talk between Jin Mu, Xu Tianqi and Jin Mu.

The five red pictures, Hou's version is called Five Elements.

Oh, it's called "five-element poem", which is best said by the old artists in Tianjin! Jin Mu's jokes are very funny.

Astronomical Hou Linbao

Wu Hong Tu Degang Guo

Who will retreat the longest, Jin Mu, fire, water and earth? This is all about Jin Mu, fire, water and soil.

Please tell five jokes. Jin Mu is the hottest.

Give me 20 cold jokes

Tell jokes at will, the first day (three or five lines will do)

I'm kidding. I want to be with you.

An English class student, AlittleboyinEnglishclass, wanttogotothetoilet, and andhestooduptotheteachersay, said:? Canigototherestroomtheteachersaid said:? Go ahead. ? The boy sat down and he asked. Teacher, Ican gotothetoilettheteachershaid said: Go ahead. ? The boy sat down again, and sitatthesametableaskedhim asked him: The teacher wants you, and you say angrily to the boy. Teacher, I told simple-minded people that I have a joke to share with you.

A little boy wanted to go to the toilet in English class, so he stood up and said to the teacher, "May I go to the toilet?" The teacher said, "Go!" The boy sat down. After a while, he stood up again and asked, "Teacher, can I go to the toilet?" The teacher said, "Let's go!" The boy sat down again, and the deskmate asked him, "Why did you sit down again when the teacher asked you to go?" The boy said angrily, "The teacher clearly said, screw you?"

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