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Classic quotations from martial arts.
Martial arts classic quotations 1. Ipoh performs magic. "Here are two coins, this one is one and this one is five." Then I reacted, "Well, fifty cents." 2. During the audition, Sun Xiaoxiao asked Ipoh, "What's your name?" "My name is Wushu." Mix: "Wow, what a special name. Why do you think of this name? " "I don't know, my father took it ..." 3. Because Yibao's name is Liu in Canada, the reporter said, "I'll give you a name and see how you react. Liu Yangfan! " "Oh, Liu" Ipoh was very calm. Reporter: "Are you familiar with this name?" Ipoh: "Familiar." Reporter: "Whose name is this?" Clean and pure "mine, the name I used in Canada." Reporter: "So your real name is martial arts?" "Well, from primary school, er, no, from birth ..." 4. "Can you dance with martial arts?" Ipoh: "I didn't change my pants yesterday ..." 5. "What a pity-it wasn't you." In June, little Wu pretended to break his voice like Ipoh. "Wu ~ Jun ~ Yu ~" Ipoh shouted, then ran to one side and made a phone call gesture: "Hello, everyone, is this a mental hospital? There is a madman here, drag them away .. "6. Reporter:" Say hello to everyone. " Ipoh: "Hello everyone!" Reporter: "Introduce yourself" Wu Yi was interviewed Yi Bao: "Hello everyone, I am Wu Yi." 7. When talking about who he looks like, Wu Yi said, "No one can compare with anyone." Some people say that Ipoh has been promoted. Wu Hao said, "Unless he is a prophet." 8. Shadow teacher: "I like your hair. Very cute. " Ipoh: "I think so too." 9. "What kind of girls do you like?" Ipoh was tongue-tied: "Be cute" 10. The original words are like this: "Remember to be polite, keep a low profile and never drift" 1 1. When answering any questions: "So ... then, um ... then ..." ... let's talk about it ~ "Ipoh smiled very cute, then poked his face with his forefinger ~ and poked a dimple cutely, whispering" Er ... I've never used skin care products or facial cleanser ~ ~ "Li Rui said with a smile. 13. "Amount. . . ""just. . . "14. Moderator:" You call this fat? Then those people in Zhu Shuai don't want to commit suicide. " Ipoh: "They are fat. I think it's better to be thinner." 15. When asked what songs to sing in the next competition, or privacy issues, Ipoh said, "I can't say this, it's a secret." 16. 12 moved into the new villa. The reporter asked, "What will you do in the villa besides dancing?" Ipoh said, "In a daze. There is nothing to do. But we usually don't spend much time in the villa. " 17. Wang Han: "Do you usually chat with your father?" Ipoh: "I can talk, but ... I have nothing to say to him." 18. The first time I went to the star, backstage, the reporter asked, "What's different about this stage?" "A little cooler." Reporter: "Why can't you see that you are happy now?" "I am brewing emotions." 19. Before going to the stars, it is easy to look in the mirror. A girl next to me: "No need to take pictures, you are the most handsome!" " "Ai Bao lovely nodded. Wang Ye joked aside and said, "You really admit it! "20. Jianbo and Ipoh were interviewed. Jianbo said, "I was convinced by failure. Martial artists are handsome and can sing. Want to cry behind my back. "AiBaoChong to Zhang Jianbo to beat him. 2 1. Xiao Yi's cold joke: One day, a group of people went to the South Pole to see penguins, but penguins lined up to welcome them. The group asked the first penguin, "What have you been doing all day? Penguin said, "We sleep, eat, swim and eat peas all day." Then he asked the second one, "What have you been doing all day?" The second answer: "I also sleep, eat, swim and play peas." "I always ask about sleeping, eating, swimming and playing peas. Asked about the last one, it said, "I just sleep, eat and swim every day." He said, "Then why don't you fight peas?" The last one said, "because I am a bean." "22. Answer:" Can Kung Fu speak Changsha dialect? Ipoh smiled very cute: "I will say a few words." "Reporter:" Say something. Ipoh: What did you say? "Reporter:" Whatever, whatever you say. "Ipoh said lovingly," Let's eat ~ "It's so cute ... After thinking about it, he added," Happy boy-"Then the reporter asked," Why didn't your father come to the scene? " Wu Yi naturally replied, "Because it is not necessary. He can help me video at home, and I will be more nervous when he comes. "23. I want to make a movie, because martial arts are too formal, so the director found a reporter to chat with him. Finally, the director decided to temporarily add a play and let the martial arts grab the mobile phone. As a result, Wu Yi was very cute and shy, and kept saying "Give me back my phone ~" and "This is my phone ~". As a result, the director couldn't stand it anymore and said, "grab it, if you can't grab it, fight!" "Martial arts became firm and seriously relaxed their muscles. As a result, the reporter teased me, "I'm afraid others will rob you ..." 24. Moderator: "As a post-90s generation, there are no selfies and cartoons in the mobile phone of martial arts, but there is a saying,' Remember to be polite and keep a low profile'" ... martial arts "Ah! ? No, that's not true. . . "25. Secret of the Fast Man's Room: When the reporter came to the room where Tan Jiexi, the little prince with braces, lived with our martial arts family, he began to admire the mess in this room. Xiaoyi said quietly, "These aren't mine, they are mine." Say that finish, he pointed to a small box under the chair and sneered. Reporter: "Ha ..." 26. Question and answer magic. After shuffling the cards at random, I was so nervous that I lost my cards. Then I turned around. "Don't worry, I won't watch it ..." 27. Because Ipoh is from Hong Kong, the reporter asked Ipoh to speak a few words of Cantonese. Reporter: "Can you speak Cantonese? "Ipoh:" Yes. Because I grew up in Hong Kong when I was one to six years old, and then I will go back every summer vacation, so it will definitely be a bit. "But I just didn't say it. Then the reporter had no choice but to let Ipoh sing a few Cantonese songs, which were super nice ... 28. "Sing if you want" was the substitute for the host. Ipoh: "Expect ..." Paused "Do it again ..." "Expect, expect you to find my love ... what if I can't sing well? "29. The body double host of" Sing If You Want "was robbed by wu jun. Yu Jun: "At lunch, I should ask Wu Yi why she sings lyric songs every time. "Ipoh:" Because I am more suitable for lyric songs, all the songs I usually like to listen to are lyric songs, so I like to sing lyric songs. "30. Answer questions and host. Ipoh: "Hello everyone, I am a martial arts player who has been calling for a long time. "Meng Qiqi vs Yi Qiqi 3 1. Questioning martial arts: "The host and the judges have become a highlight of the fast man." "When it comes to Joe Jiang, he is just like me. His popularity is quite high, his handsome appearance, tall figure and moving singing voice. " "I often go to Zhou Zhuangyuan's room, hoping to bring me some good luck." "Teague is thinner. I really envy you. I am trying to lose weight. Just right. I have lost a little weight due to more training these days, so please rest assured that I will pay attention to my health. By the way, it seems that you are not asking me, but asking Teague. " (Khan ... really speechless) 32. Answer the interview if you have any questions. After speaking calmly, there was a burst of laughter ... 34. During the military training of Kuai Men, Tan Jiexi climbed over the wall. Ipoh saw his skillful movements and asked, "Were you a thief before you joined Kuai Men ..." The most embarrassing thing in Top 35.7 was martial arts: in junior high school, I remember a little girl asked me for an autograph, but at that time my handwriting was ugly and bad. Tan Jiexi said aside: My most embarrassing thing is to hear Wu Yi say that he is not embarrassed at all ... 36. Tube: "Who is 8090?" (Know perfectly well past ask) "Xiaoyi:" I often play skits! " Wu Yi sternly told 8090: "Although we are good friends, you should stay away from me in the villa because you are careful to gossip ~", which caused others to laugh ... Interview with the reporter's sister before the game on 37.7: What was your favorite cartoon when I was a child? When I was a child, I loved watching Conan, and then weakly imitated a sentence: The murderer is you (that momentum ~ ~ nothing ...) Reporter sister: So is yours. Xiaoyi nodded to the reporter's sister: I will imitate Conan for you (and then say that there is always only one truth in Japanese! Xiaoyi: Oh ~ hmm ... Reporter's sister: No artistry: lost ... Reporter's sister looks unhappy: I'm not happy to win this award at all ... I don't know why ... Reporter's sister Liu: But I think you are very tall on the stage, right? Director Xiao whispered ... Reporter's sister: ... This is such a simple reason that you don't play high ... Ipoh: I want to shoot tigers. Well Lee: Dude, it's impossible! Jessie: Act one! Ipoh: No, I'm kidding. I want to play a horse, because I am a horse. Moderator: Then you, call one. Ipoh: (secretly thinking: Don't embarrass me again ~ ~) But I can't act. Jessie: (I can't stand it) A little higher. It's hard for us to get high if you're not. Well Lee: Come on, okay ~~ Come on, don't cry, son. 39. If you want to sing, you can ask the fast man to tell a cold joke. Ipoh asked: Why don't you say hello to rare steak and rare steak? A: Because they are not familiar! 40. Shooting a promotional film in the Woods, it thundered. Ipoh said: People say we can't stay under the tree when it thunders, but I don't think we should be divided because we are good people. 4 1. In the Woods, Xiao Yi is dressed in red and playing the guitar. He said, I look like Tan Jiexi in red with a guitar on his back! 42. Clever Xiaoyi was interviewed by reporters and cooperated with the guests. Lovely Xiao Yi said with a microphone: The guests I cooperated with this time are very international. She can speak Thai, Korean, Chinese and Cantonese, which is very good. Anyway, that person is not Asa. 42. When asked about the plot of the promotional video of the band, there was a "blood-sucking" segment. The reporter asked: Is the martial arts a vampire? Wu Yi said cutely: Ah ... I'd better not play vampire ... there is no such a small vampire. ...
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