Funny diary 300 words

Funny diary 300 words a:

In the mirror. Look at this strange me. I suddenly found myself growing up.

? Grow up when you grow up? Mom always said. I used to think that I was born lively and active, and it was difficult to be a good girl in my parents' hearts. Why do you have to stand, eat and go to the toilet gracefully? What a big head! My nose was once exposed on my sleeve. Tears came out, on the clothes. But now, not only is she clean, but even her sister has been framed? Do you think this is a good idea? .

Oh! Growing up is not sloppy.

Have you grown up? Let mom worry less? Grandma always said. ? I want it! Do I want it? ? Year after year, I am no longer Ren Xin's child. Listen. No, school uniforms are enough, okay? Why does my sister eat two yuan of ice cream and I am fifty cents? This angry voice has also become? No, you can buy it for your sister! ?

Oh! When I grow up, I am not greedy or sleepy.

? When you grow up, you should consider your family. ? Dad always said. I remember always buying a big bag of snacks when I went to the supermarket, but I don't know when it became the chewing gum my father needed and the necessary milk in the morning.

Oh! I did not grow up selfish.

Grow up-not Larry sloppy+not greedy+not selfish+? That's great.

The funniest elementary school student's composition with the fewest words in history.

Children nowadays are so interesting that they can write such funny compositions! Take your time, everyone, and make sure you are dizzy!

A funny thing, I wrote 250 words.

Just after the mid-term exam, the students were so excited that they thought they did well in the exam and made a noise in the classroom. Some beat the table, some stood up, and some laughed.

After a while, the teacher came in. She said angrily. Do you think you did well in the exam? In fact, I didn't do well in the exam at all, and my scores were below 75. ? The teacher said again:? I'll hand out the test paper. You can have a look for yourself. ? At this time, the classroom was quiet.

When the teacher handed out the test paper, he was sad and angry. Suddenly, I found someone making faces in the back. The teacher quickly turned his head and shouted. Fourth sister Xiang, stand as punishment! ? After listening to Sijie's words, I let out a nervous cry? No-? Hearing this, the teacher shouted: What? How dare you say no? Xiang Sijie trembled with fear and answered in a low voice. No, sir, I farted. ? When the students around us heard this, they all burst into laughter and bowed to Sijie shyly. After a while, the teacher put his hand over his mouth and smiled. The students saw it and laughed even more happily.

Students, do you think it is funny?

About my composition composition: my composition in the funny room is 300 words.

My room is interesting. When I push the door, I make a horrible sound, which makes me a little scared and more excited. Thought it was funny.

A cupboard is like a hand. This hand caught me when I was getting my clothes, and I kicked it. The cupboard door opened at once and I took out my clothes. How interesting!

A bed is like a mouth. I feel it in my mouth when I sleep. I always wake up in my sleep. It fell out of my mouth.

The ceiling is like a snowy mountain, and entering the house is like going to Syracuse.

The floor is glass, and the underwater world is below. There are green plants, the water is flowing, the fish is swimming, and the shrimp is playing hide and seek. Just like coming to the underwater world, fish and shrimp have become my friends.

On the table is a round-headed goldfish. When writing on the table, goldfish can swim, the chair is a shark, and I sit on the shark, which is like going to an underwater paradise.

The bed is a boat. Sleeping on it is like being at sea. The pillow is the accelerator and the quilt is the chair. The boat is rocking and there is a button on the bed. It gets hot when you press it in winter, and the cold night is like warm spring. In summer, it becomes an air conditioner at one click. A hot summer is like a cool autumn.

The room has brought me infinite happiness, and I like my interesting room.

Birthday composition: a 300-word composition as a birthday gift from the boss.

The boss's birthday present (funny)

The boss's birthday is coming, and a very sexy and beautiful young MM in the company offered to celebrate his birthday in the evening and invited him to his residence alone. He coveted his female subordinates for a long time, thinking: I just wanted her, but I didn't expect this to come to you on my own initiative, hehe! ....

Everything is going according to the boss's expectation. When I arrived at his private house in the evening, the girl blushed and said to him, "Please give me five minutes to prepare. You can't come in until I tell you to. Don't cheat! " Okay？ "Good, good, good! ..... The boss even agreed, thinking, "The exciting moment is coming." ... "Seeing no one around, I quickly began to prepare and undress outside. ......

Five minutes later, I heard the girl inside say softly, "OK, come in!" " "He suppressed his heartbeat, pushed the door into the dark room, and then closed the door.

Suddenly, the light in the room came on, and all the employees in his department were surrounded by a big birthday cake. At the moment when the light came on, everyone said to him in unison: Happy birthday! Happy birthday!

Funny? Mr. Nice guy? Read the 550-word composition of the idiom story "Mr. Nice guy"

Tonight, I saw an idiom story called? Mr. Nice guy? After reading it, let me laugh.

In the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a man named Si Mahui. One day, he and his wife bought bracelets in the street. His wife asked him: Is this bracelet nice? Si Mahui shook his head. Suddenly, he found his wife's face was wrong. He quickly added:? It looks good! It looks good! ? His wife was beaming at once. ? Hey! Some people in the world just like to listen to good words. Therefore, Si Mahui thinks that he will do what he wants to do in the future, and he will say whatever others ask him? Okay？ In this way, he and his wife happened to meet a friend of theirs. The friend said, Brother, how have you been recently? Very good! ? I recently moved here. All right! ? It's just that my son died of illness! ? How nice! It's really great!

Needless to say, you must know that Si Mahui ran away with their friends. Later, Si Mahui's wife said angrily to him, Why do you talk like that? Your son is dead? Hello, wife, you criticized well! It's really good! Great! ? Did you really make your wife speechless with anger this time?

Haha, what if there is one like this in our class? Good classmates? Then we will not be laughed to death by him! If the teacher asks this classmate a question in class, but the classmate still doesn't respond after asking for a long time, the teacher criticizes him and says: You must not listen carefully in class. Get up! ? The classmate replied to the teacher:? Teacher, your criticism is so good that it is simply a wise saying! ? Do you think the teacher will make him angry to death? Is this to calm the teacher down or add fuel to the fire?

I think so? Mr. Nice guy? It's not that easy to do. No matter what we do in life, we should not copy mechanically, but distinguish the tone and occasion of the speaker, otherwise we will make a joke like Si Mahui!

Nanchang Nanjing rd primary school San

Funny Wang composition 300 words

There is a funny king in our class. His name is Long Tianci. As long as he says a word, he will make you laugh.

Take an open experimental class last semester for example, because this class was in the fourth quarter in the morning, so the teacher left school slower than usual. At this moment, Long Tianci came over and solemnly said to us: We are treated as experiments by the teacher, I protest! ? I want to play a joke on him and tell him: the protest is invalid and the court rejects it. ? I didn't expect him to say, genius, genius, you are a judge's material. ? No sooner had he finished than the students around him couldn't help laughing. Listen, he's funny.

More unique is an activity between classes. At that time, we had nothing to do, so we got together and chatted. Long Tianci told a joke. The joke is this: A man goes to a beef restaurant to eat noodles, only to find that there is no beef in the noodles. He called the boss and said, why is there no beef in the beef noodles? The boss said: Did you eat your wife while eating my mother's cake? Long Tianci's voice did not fall, and we were already laughing. But he said to us seriously: You dropped something. ? We looked down and Long Tianci said, Hold your head high and don't disturb. ? This kid, we beat him up.

Well, he's funny!

Dad's funny story composition is 250 words.

Dad's funny story

Dad's funny story can be said to be well known in our family! I remember one day at noon, my father did another particularly funny thing. Listen to me slowly if you want to know.

At noon that day, our family went to an uncle's wedding. My mother and I found my father as soon as we finished eating. I really feel a little puzzled. My father is just drinking in front. How could he suddenly disappear? My mother and I asked carefully and finally found out that my father and several other uncles went to the private room to drink!

When I found my father, I couldn't help asking him to go home. I didn't expect dad to be alone? The eagle spreads its wings? Just squeeze me out and use it again? Liu Xiang? That's how I run. I say I want to buy books and practice calligraphy, and I have to walk to save some money.

No way, we didn't bring an umbrella, just like dad said, save some money for the bus and go to the bookstore in the rain. Alas! If there are no big trees by the roadside, our whole family will get wet? A drowned rat? I can't.

How's it going? My dad's funny story is funny, right? Please contact us if you want to see more funny stories about my father!

Funny diary 300 words two:

It's a beautiful day today. Wan Li is clear and white clouds are floating. (Never seen such a scene _) My classmate Xiaogang and I go to school by bike. Suddenly, the valve core of his car was broken, so I pulled out my car and put it on him. We continue to ride to school happily together. (originally? Me? Bicycles can be used without a valve core. _)

When we passed a department store, I couldn't help feeling: Ah! It seems that people's living standards have really improved. Look at the old farmer, with a refrigerator in his left hand and a TV in his right, trotting home. Worse than Stephen Chow in Kung Fu? ! ) all say that you can't do two things at once. When I was looking at the old man, an old lady suddenly rushed out of the fork in the road. Hey? Bang, I came to an emergency brake, but I still knocked down the old lady and the egg basket in my hand danced with the wind. What beautiful eggs? Dad? With a bang, the old lady was smashed to pieces, but she stood up and ran away. (This old lady must be a sage like type _) She ran out all the way and turned to me and said, Take your time, young man. If I hadn't rushed home to nurse my grandson, I would have seen you today! ?

I rushed to school with a lingering fear, and just stepped on the bell and entered the classroom. The first class is English. As a rule, because I don't understand, I always sleep secretly until class is over. And because I sit in the last row, behind me is the back door of the classroom. Every time after class, my deskmate will wake me up and go out to bask in the sun. Today, unfortunately, the teacher asked me to answer questions for the first time. I was awakened by my deskmate when I was asleep, thinking that class was over, so I got up and opened the back door and walked out of the classroom. Three minutes later, I felt strange outside the classroom and rushed back to the classroom, only to find that all the teachers and students were in a state of panic. The teacher tried not to get angry. She repeated the question, but I was in a daze. I stood there for about one minute and ten seconds. The teacher said impatiently, will you? You won't let me know! ? So I was so angry that Dantian said loudly: Cheep. ? The teacher fainted on the spot.

Let's stop here, because writing 600 words is enough. I wrote nearly 100 more words. Will you consider giving extra points to my beautiful and lovely Chinese teacher? Please, please, thank you!

I said to myself: Writing is to write what I have seen, heard and thought on paper with a pen. It is ridiculous if there is something unrealistic in the composition. Therefore, the first step in writing a good composition is to observe carefully and make the composition meaningful.

Second, the composition is wrong.

1. sports meeting 100 meter sprint finally started, and the students ran out like wild dogs out of control.

Teacher's comment: Has the playground become a dog racing field? Ten thousand dogs gallop, which is spectacular!

2. The teacher asked the students to imitate the text "Little Tadpole Looking for Mom" and write a composition about someone. there is a

Students imitate this: my mother's snow-white belly and bulging eyes?

Teacher's comment: Like mother, like son, I think your stomach is white and your eyes are bulging.

3. in? Rough? Life? Avenue? Actually, we have to be firm, okay?

Teacher's comment: This road can be the ninth wonder after eight wonders of the world relayed the Terracotta Warriors.

4. People's Liberation Army uncles crawl forward one by one, just like green bugs crawling on the ground.

Teacher's comment: Why did my mighty teacher come to see you? Bug attack team? Is it?

The colorful flags are fluttering in the sports field, and men of all ages are throwing darts. One dart for you and one dart for me. A full stomach

The sky is floating!

Teacher's comment: It's horrible. Is it an amusement park or a slaughterhouse

6. Looking at the gloomy sky?

Teacher's comment: There are days ahead!

7. A hunter is chasing a wild boar in the forest. The fat and clumsy wild boar is already in the forest.

I ran for my life, I don't know how many times.

Teacher's comment: Give up your life and run for your life? Does the wild boar want to die or live?

8. A depressed young man was walking alone in the cold street.

Teacher's comment: Poor child!

At first, my heart fell to the lowest point of Mount Everest?

Teacher's comment: Where is the lowest point of Mount Everest? East longitude? North latitude?

10. One day, the teacher praised a classmate in the class and called him an idiom? Green is dripping? Easy to use.

Almost everyone used the composition handed in next time? Green is dripping? . ? There is a pot of green flowers in the corner of the classroom. ; ? Dad took out the green glass? ; ? She is wearing a green skirt, which is really green. ? A boy actually wrote:? I caught a cold these two days and my nose is swollen. ?

Teacher's comment: I am so angry with you!

I said to myself: for language expression, grammar is an insoluble problem, logic is a right problem, and rhetoric is a good and bad problem. A good embellishment will make your expression more vivid, while a failed embellishment will make your article a laughing stock of others.

Third, the typo in the embarrassing composition

1. A girl's diary wrote: There are many people around my house who have dogs and have no public morality. I just came out from home this morning and saw a pile of shit pulled by some wild dog at the door. I ate a kilo. (massive! Huge! It should be? Surprised? . )

There is a composition about a Chinese teacher. What should a teacher look like when introducing him? Teacher's face? As a result, students wrote it The teacher has a claw face? . The Chinese teacher is going crazy.

3. get up in the morning and tidy up? Where are the remains? After that, we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? The teacher never knew? (it should be? Appearance? )

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers. Chicken nuggets and shit

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

My history teacher has long hair and shawls, short stature and bad temper. chest

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you: Give me a tighter skin in the next history class. ? (intense)

I consider myself a good student who cares about both academic performance and academic performance?

Teacher's comment: Are you worried? Failure. (excellent)

7. It's going to rain, and the farmer's uncle is picking up a small watch in the field. (wheat)

Teacher's comment: Where to get it? Let's organize a voluntary labor on Sunday. (wheat)

8. Just then, a car? Stroke? Brand car, just hit Xiao Qiang.

Teacher's evaluation:? Stroke? Brand car?

9. Those who eat are heroes, and the fittest survive.

Teacher's comment: Good teeth, good appetite and good health! Picking the fat is not the way to keep fit. (Understand current affairs)

10. Qu Yuan, who was exiled, never forgot to serve his country, and finally kissed himself on the Wujiang River because there was no way to serve his country.

Teacher's comment: I miss Xiang Yu so far and refuse to cross Jiangdong! (suicide)

1 1.2060 in the morning, Jiuquan Space Device Launch Base, Gansu?

Teacher comment: Jiuquan? It was created by Yan Luowang! (Jiuquan)

I said to myself: typos have always been compared by teachers to those in rice? Xiao Qiang? Think about it, if you don't want to eat, your job will appear one after another? Xiao Qiang? Then work hard? Xiao Qiang? Drive far away. (note:? Xiao Qiang? Cockroach, in Stephen Chow)

Fourthly, the childlike articles of embarrassing composition.

1. When I was young, I kept a diary, and the teacher stipulated that it should be more than 200 words. At that time, there was a four-person team, and a team leader checked the number of words. A person in my group wrote:? Today, my mother asked me to go out to buy food. I asked how much it was a catty, and the vegetable seller said 5 points. I said, it's really cheap, it's really cheap, it's really cheap, it's really cheap, it's still four words short of the leader, so my friend added at the back, it's really cheap.

2. Grade three students, write a rainy day. He said: Rainy days are a good time to sleep. After breakfast, my father and I went to bed. That's it! The teacher asked: One sentence is enough? He said we were asleep! Did nothing.

3. Primary school teachers write semi-propositional compositions:? My xxx? Write casually. So, my classmates wrote an essay entitled "My Comrade Qiu".

4.？ A red sun reflects the morning sun? As pupils in the new era, we know that Beijing is next to the capital.

5. Students in Grade One and Grade Four, use? Brand new? Make sentences? A brand-new vegetable was born (thanks to Zhao Benshan). This is a true story, absolutely original.

5. Ask to write? My classmate? Some students wrote:? Guoqiang is sitting on a stool, his ass is as big as a pumpkin in the field, and under his clothes is Dajie underwear? . The teacher read it out in class and said that the classmate described it vividly. This classmate was chased and beaten by that classmate after class?

6. On an opaque night, the tadpoles in the pond are basking in the sun!

7. Did the teacher ask for it in primary school? Sure enough? This word is used to make sentences. Some students wrote: I haven't bathed for three months, and I really stink.

8. A classmate wrote "Light Show": I looked around and saw all kinds of lanterns hanging on my head?

9. Diary of classmates: Day 1: I went to my mother's office today and had a good time.

The next day: I went to my mother's office yesterday and had a good time.

Day 3: Today, I remembered that I went to my mother's office the day before yesterday and had a good time.

10. Once I had breakfast with my classmates, a dog ran to a classmate and wagged its tail. He looked at the dog for a long time and said, call dad and I'll give it to you. ?

I said to myself: chasing dragonflies and butterflies, day after day, year after year, unconsciously, waiting for classes, waiting for school, waiting for games has passed. But every time we open the composition book of childhood, those immature languages and those casual mistakes will still make us smile.

Improper use of allusions in embarrassing compositions

College entrance examination candidates with a wonderful, free ride in history and reality, bold imagination and humorous words, make the boring history and real world so interesting, worthy of being a history maker! The following are some witticisms from the excerpts, which are now quietly submitted to readers.

1. Li Yu is singing: I can't move, I have a lot on my mind, just like a river flowing eastward.

Teacher's comment: Are Li Qingzhao and Li Sang Yu together?

How could General Montgomery be in Waterloo if he didn't reflect on his failure and continue to work hard?

What about Napoleon's defeat in the battle?

Teacher's evaluation: Napoleon VS Montgomery? Can Guan Gong fight Qin Qiong for 300 rounds?

3. Yue Fei chose to be loyal to the country and do his best. He has been through many battles all his life, so that Xiongnu soldiers treated him.

Fear. Fear.

Teacher's comment: When will the moon be bright in Han Dynasty and closed in Song Dynasty? Remember that Yue Fei is a gold star.

I remember Mr. Lu Xun once said: Go your own way and let others talk.

Teacher's comment: Don't bring stolen goods, Dante will have problems!

When Confucius was a child, he shared pears with his brother, one big and one small, and his mother asked him to choose.

He only took a small piece. This is the famous story of Kong Rong Jean Pear, which is not endless for Confucius.

A big pear, but he had the right choice since he was a child, and later he became China.

Great thinkers in history.

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