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Forty common short sentences about the rise in oil prices in the circle of friends.
Short humorous quotes in Moments about rising oil prices (Part 1)
1. The price of oil is so expensive that you can’t afford to drive a car. If it’s not necessary, don’t drive the car. Bar!
2. The price of oil is too expensive. People in my workplace are switching to electric vehicles one after another, and I want to switch too.
3. The fuel consumption is low. It must be because the gas price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.
4. I’m going to take a self-driving trip. Don’t let anyone stop me. The world is so big and I want to see it. Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.
5. When you encounter a treasure cave, the mantra to open the door is just one sentence. You blurted out and the door opened. What is that spell? It’s the price of gasoline that’s gone up!
6. Poetry and distant places are both expensive. I can’t even fill up the gas without a little effort, which makes me, who is not rich, cry for a ride.
7. New energy vehicle users experience the joy of not having anxiety, which is really a poor man’s happy car.
8. Don’t be in a hurry to leave in spring. Oil prices are too high and you can’t afford to turn on the air conditioner.
9. I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. Otherwise, how could my dog ??hump me? If it can’t hump me, how could I have money to refuel?
10. The car has been idle for 50 days. Do you want to make money from me? Difficult.
11. Traveling is not to see the scenery, but to find yourself - your most authentic self. Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.
12. Is it because the price of oil is too expensive? There are far fewer cars on the way to work these days, which is surprisingly smooth. This is a contribution to environmental protection.
13. The price of oil has risen so much that I can no longer afford to drive a car. Let’s switch to an electric car. It is environmentally friendly and saves money. Like me!
14. The price of gas has secretly increased again. I am reluctant to buy a piece of clothing. After filling up a tank of gas for 400 yuan, I will never dare to step on it lightly. Gas is so expensive!
15. Self-driving to realize the dream of self-driving. Alas, it’s a pity that gas prices have increased and self-driving tours are no longer possible.
16. The price of gas is too expensive, and poetry and you in the distance are also very expensive. I can’t even fill up the gas without trying hard, which makes me, who is not rich, cry for a ride.
17. Suddenly the price of oil has nothing to do with me. I feel so comfortable at home.
18. But never delay my domineering words. Top it up! After saying that, I instantly regretted it.
19. The price of oil is too high and can no longer afford the precious new energy car owners.
20. The price of oil is too expensive, the vehicle and ship tax is too high, we can’t afford to burn the oil, we can’t afford to use it... Humorous short sentences on the circle of friends about rising oil prices (Part 2)
21. I have to prepare my luggage and set off. Thank you to my family and friends who care about me. Just pray for my safety. Your stories will accompany me on my journey, so I will not be alone. Don't worry.
22. Two people have been pursuing me recently. Should I agree to buy a house or a gas station?
23. Oil prices have risen again. Please give workers like us a chance to breathe. The speed of making money cannot keep up with the speed of rising prices.
It’s 24.62. A sentence of 95 to top up makes me lose myself. You don’t think I asked you out just for a ride.
25. I will never go on a self-driving trip again... I can’t bear it, I’m so tired that I almost want to commit suicide. Oil prices are rising, making it unaffordable.
26. The journey is short, but life is long. Traveling by car can help you meet a better version of yourself. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.
27. If you can buy a bicycle and add five tanks of gas, you can buy an electric car. The soaring gas prices make it unaffordable to drive.
If you top it up at 28.92, you will be fully in debt. If you top it up at 95, you will be bankrupt. If you top it up at 98, you will be repaid by three generations.
29. When I was in a bad mood before, I could just get in the car and take a leisurely walk, but now I don’t dare to be in a bad mood!
30. Bad news: oil prices are rising
31. It’s really distressing to refuel the car. Every time, it costs hundreds of oceans, hundreds of oceans to refuel. I feel like all this I can't bear it at all!
32. If the price of oil continues to rise, I can hardly afford to eat fried dough sticks.
33. I can afford to buy a car, but if I can’t afford to drive it, it’s better to ride a bicycle.
34. It’s better not to meet each other. The gas price is so expensive. It has already risen to 8.62. A sentence of 95 to top up made me lose myself. You don’t think I asked you out just for a ride? .
35. I lost myself in the words "top up". You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.
36. I want to travel by car alone. I don’t need to bring a camera or mobile phone, but I must carry a few books on my back. I can enjoy leisurely tasting in the sea of ??flowers and grass, and wander in my leisure time. Sea of ??books. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.
37. When crude oil goes up, I also go up. Crude oil has an impact on me! If crude oil falls, I will not. I am different from crude oil!
38. Sleeping posture determines your hairstyle, and gas prices determine your travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping posture and hairstyle at home.
39. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the price a while ago, it has risen again. This is the price of oil.
40. This dubbing is perfect, and it fits my mood when I fill up the tank. Gas is more expensive than meat. I can afford to drive the car, but I really can’t afford to fill it up with gas. Forty Funny Sentences on Moments to Express Rising Oil Prices
One Funny Sentences on Moments to Express Rising Oil Prices
1.57, you don’t think I asked you out just for a ride, right? .
2. All we want is to have a better life and oil prices to drop a little when international oil prices drop.
3. I dare not drive the car. From now on, I will ride an electric bike or take the train when I go out.
4. The price of gas is too expensive, and poetry and you in the distance are also very expensive. I can’t even fill up the gas without trying hard, which makes me, who is not rich, cry for a ride.
If you top it up at 5.92, you will be fully in debt. If you top it up at 95, you will be bankrupt. If you top it up at 98, you will be repaid by three generations.
6. The car is out of gas, who can give me some gas?"
7. All my friends in the circle of friends are traveling beautifully, and I am shouting that the gas price has increased again. .
8. I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. Otherwise, how could my dog ??hump me? How could I have the money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus is the most economical. I’d rather get a few more dogs.
9. The first stop of the May Day self-driving tour, as long as there is a beach in my heart, it’s the Maldives. Unfortunately, the gas price has increased and the car has run out of gas.
10. Gas prices are too expensive, choose Tesla.
11. The price has increased again. With a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, I don’t deserve to drive to work.
12. Gas prices. It’s so expensive that I don’t even dare to drive. I’ll ride an electric car or take the train in the future. 13. As expected, Santa Claus is the most economical person.
14. Can’t afford to fill up with gas.
15. In order to protect the environment and purify the air, force yourself to travel green (gas is too expensive)
16. Good news: No. I don’t have a car, and the increase in gas prices has nothing to do with me.
17. Sleeping posture determines your hairstyle, and gas prices determine your travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping posture and hairstyle at home.
18. .It used to cost 360 to fill up a tank of gas, but now it costs 418, and I can hardly afford to fill it up.
19. If possible, I really want to travel with you, maybe to some undeveloped desolate place. The island may be a famous ancient cultural city. We can use the camera to record each other's smiling faces and our own scenery along the way.
Have breakfast, lunch, and dinner together. Maybe he didn't eat well, but he still wiped the grease stains from the corners of the other person's mouth. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. What matters is that you are by my side.
20. As soon as the tachometer turned, my blood pressure rose. This time I really couldn’t hold it anymore. Oil prices are rising again. Part 2 of funny sentences in Moments expressing rising oil prices
21. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.
22. During the dinner, I talked about the issue of gasoline price increases. My friend patted my thigh and said excitedly: "Haha, luckily I just bought a 1,000 yuan gas card yesterday!" (Does it matter?)
23. Drive your own car and reward yourself. landscape! Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.
24. Add a new wish and take a self-driving trip listening to Mayday’s songs. Gas prices have risen, making it difficult to drive.
25. The atmosphere is so full that I don’t want to leave when I sit in the car. Even the gas prices are too expensive now, so I can’t afford to drive.
26. Faced with a gas price of more than six yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not ask for.
27. Gas prices are very expensive, and so are poems and distant places. In one sentence, 95 refills make me lose myself!
28. The fuel consumption of cars is increasing. Can't add oil.
29. My dear, I failed to lose weight, and the price of oil secretly increased. Although oil is very expensive, I still mustered up the courage to say "top up", which made my originally poor life "even worse". ”
30. Dear new energy car owners, I’m sorry, I was the one who spoke too loudly before. This is not fuel, it is clearly Xiao Xu’s tears
31. The rare five It’s a holiday and let’s go on a self-driving trip! Alas, it is a pity that the price of oil has increased. I cannot afford to buy oil and can no longer travel by car.
32. What is short is the journey, but what is long is life. Traveling by car can help you meet a better version of yourself. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.
33. Sure enough, Santa Claus is the most economical one. I would also like to get more dogs.
34. Gas prices are very expensive, and so are poems and distant places. I feel distressed when I refuel, and I feel bold when I step on the accelerator.
35. I was impulsive when I picked up the car. The price of oil is getting higher and higher. 2,000 for gas every month is no longer enough. The parking fee is 600, the car wash is 500, and the insurance is 5,000. I can no longer afford to keep a car with a monthly salary of 3,000.
36. The gas bill has risen to 8.57. You don’t think I asked you out just for a ride.
37. When crude oil goes up, so do I. Crude oil has an impact on me! If crude oil falls, I will not. I am different from crude oil!
38. Oil prices are rising again, making it difficult to drive. Fill up your tank before the price goes up, and you’ll save a buck!
39. When it was time to refuel the car, I felt particularly distressed. My money was gone without even realizing it!
40. Another sleepless night. I was woken up by a phone call at almost 7 o'clock in the morning. I got up and set out to deal with things. The handover was finally completed at almost 10 o'clock. I refueled the car on the way home and found that the gas price had increased. rose. What to say on WeChat Moments to remind you of rising oil prices
What to say on WeChat Moments to be reminded of rising oil prices (Part 1)
1. The price of apples has gone up, the price of bananas has gone up, the price of gasoline has gone up. The cemetery has also increased. When you are hungry, you can eat your own flesh and when you are thirsty, you can drink your own blood, as long as it is free!
2. There is no need to meet again, the price of oil has risen to 9 yuan.
3. When you encounter a treasure cave, the spell to open the door is just one sentence. You blurted out and the door opened. What is that spell? It’s the price of gasoline that’s gone up!
4. All we want is to have a better life and oil prices to drop a little when international oil prices drop.
5. If you can buy a bicycle and add five tanks of gas, you can buy an electric car. The soaring gas prices make it unaffordable to drive.
6. Gas prices are too expensive, Honda cars can no longer be driven anymore, so buy a small Honda electric car.
7. The rise in oil prices has made fuel consumption so high that families who are not already wealthy have become even worse.
8. I can’t stand it. The price of gas is too high. I have no money to refuel. I won’t drive it anymore. Goodbye, my car!
9. Why are oil prices getting more and more expensive, but funds are not getting higher and higher! Being poor, I can hardly afford to fill up the gas tank because the gas is too expensive!
10. I started traveling by bus today for one reason: the price of gas is too expensive and it hurts to fill up.
11. The people who can drive out to pick you up at this time are friends of life and death.
12. Too expensive! Oil prices are really too expensive. May there be world peace!
13. The worst thing in the world is to buy a car with high fuel consumption. Can't add oil.
14. I can afford to buy a car, but if I can’t afford to drive it, it’s better to ride a bicycle.
The fuel consumption of 15. must be due to the recent high price of oil. My level has improved.
16. Oil prices have risen again. Please give workers like us a chance to breathe. The speed of making money cannot keep up with the rise in prices.
17. The price of gas is too expensive, and I can’t afford to drive the car or fill up with gas.
18. It’s probably because the gas price is too high. My car feels sorry for my wallet. I ran it for a week without losing battery life.
19. Love cars and life, and be intoxicated by the scenery along the way. Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.
20. Once water enters the engine, the piston in the cylinder may rust, which will cause the engine to pull (that is, the inner wall of the cylinder is pulled into deep grooves, resulting in a reduction in pressure, and in severe cases, the crankshaft may box explodes), if serious, the engine needs to be overhauled. Please post a comment on the circle of friends about the rise in oil prices (Part 2)
21. The oil price is so expensive, the weather is so hot, the steering wheel is hot, the seats are hot, and the air conditioner is still the same. It’s a dream that I don’t dare to live up to.
22. I would like to ask if the recent sharp increase in oil prices is related to foreign wars. Fortunately, I am a distinguished owner of Emma electric car.
23. My two Mercedes-Benzes have been sealed, the keys are locked in the stainless steel cabinet, and the battery car downstairs is fully charged. Battery life is 60kg, maximum speed is 45 yards per hour.
24. This is not China Petroleum, it is clearly China’s gold
25. My friends in the circle of friends are all traveling beautifully, but I am yelling that the oil price has risen again.
26. During the dinner, I talked about the issue of gasoline price increases. My friend patted my thigh and said excitedly: "Haha, luckily I just bought a 1,000 yuan gas card yesterday!" (Does it matter?)
27. When I picked up the car on impulse, the gas price went up. The cost is getting higher and higher. 2,000 for gas every month is no longer enough. The parking fee is 600, the car wash is 500, and the insurance is 5,000. With a monthly salary of 3,000, I can no longer afford to keep a car.
28. I haven’t made any money yet, but the price of gas has increased again. Forget it, I can’t afford to drive a car anymore. I can only ride an electric bike due to my current financial conditions.
29. The price of gas is so expensive that I dare not drive the car. From now on, I will ride an electric bike or take the train when I go out.
30. It’s better not to meet each other. Gas prices are so expensive, which makes our already poor life even worse.
31. Gas prices are very expensive, and so are poems and distant places. In one sentence, 95 refills make me lose myself!
32. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and gas price determines travel. Start studying the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home today.
33. The increase in gasoline prices is expensive, but the public has no choice but to pay for it.
34. The rising price of gasoline has cost the public a lot of money, and the public has no choice but to lose money.
35. I find that the increase in gasoline prices has little to do with me, because my car does not use gas, I am a bicycle.
People who love bicycles will have an affair in their lives!
36. The price of oil is too expensive. You can buy a bicycle with one tank of oil, and you can buy a battery car with three tanks of oil!
37. The price of gas is too high, and I can’t afford to drive a car. I’ll take public transportation for free for three years, so it’s time to save money.
38. Another sleepless night. I was woken up by a phone call at almost 7 o'clock in the morning. I got up and set out to deal with things. The handover was finally completed at almost 10 o'clock. I refueled the car on the way home and found that the gas price had increased. rose.
39. I never thought that one day I would have to buy an electric daddy. The price of gas is really too expensive.
40. The car won’t start anyway, and the oil price will rise with you. If you start it again, I will lose. A collection of 40 articles on how you feel on WeChat Moments when oil prices rise and shipping costs don’t rise.
If oil prices go up and shipping costs don’t rise, how you feel on WeChat Moments (Part 1)
1. I found that the price of gasoline has increased. This matter has nothing to do with me, because my car does not use gas, I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair in their lives!
2. No matter how expensive the gas price is, I am not afraid anymore. On the fourteenth day of home quarantine due to the epidemic, the car can no longer start. Normally, the car will automatically lose power if it is not used for a week. This time, let it be on the road. Just lie down.
3. The price of apples has increased, the price of bananas has increased, the price of gasoline has increased, and the price of cemeteries has also increased. From now on, you can eat your own flesh when you are hungry, and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!
4. The car has not been driven for half a month, and I still added gas in February. I spent 400 yuan to replace the electric car with four Chaowei batteries. It can run for a week in the county when fully charged. , I ride to work every day without getting stuck in traffic.
5. It’s probably because the gas price is too high. My car is hurting my wallet. I ran it for a week without losing battery life.
6. Dear new energy car owners, I’m sorry, I was the one who spoke too loudly before. This is not fuel, it’s clearly Xiao Xu’s tears
7. I didn’t expect that one day I also have to buy an electric daddy. The price of gas is really too expensive.
8. The price of gasoline has gone up, the price of apples has gone up, the price of eggs has gone up, the price of radishes has gone up, the price of instant noodles has gone up... but we still have to live strong because the price of cemeteries has also gone up. . We were delighted to find that not only did the price of air not increase, but there were more and more materials in it...
9. Gas prices are so expensive that we can’t afford to drive a car. If it’s not necessary, the car will still be Don't open it!
10. Don’t rush to leave in spring. Oil prices are too high and you can’t afford to turn on the air conditioner.
11. I haven’t seen a fuel consumption of 5.1 for a long time. It must be because the gas price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.
12. The current gas price is so expensive that I almost can’t afford to drive.
13. Oil prices have risen again. Let’s replace four wheels with two wheels. It is low-carbon and environmentally friendly.
14. It’s better not to meet each other. Gas prices are so expensive, which makes our already poor life even worse.
15. If I can’t afford to fill up with gas, why is the gas price getting more and more expensive? I will try my best to save money and not go out anymore.
16. Gas prices are skyrocketing, but wages are not going up. Good guy, I feel for the first time that I can’t afford to drive. Nine yuan is too expensive.
17. But never delay my domineering words. Top it up! After saying that, I instantly regretted it.
18. Watching the price rise from 5 yuan to 9 yuan, and I haven’t bought a car yet, is it still necessary to buy a car?
19. We have finally achieved the ambitious goal of catching up with the United States and England that we proposed back then. Let alone other things, at least the oil price has exceeded it.
20. I want to travel by car alone. I don’t need to bring a camera or mobile phone, but I must carry a few books on my back. I can enjoy leisurely tasting in the sea of ??flowers and grass, and wander in my leisure time. Sea of ??books. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas. The oil price rises but the freight does not rise. Comments on the mood in the circle of friends (Part 2)
21. We just want to live a better life, and the oil price can drop a little when the international oil price drops.
22. Gas prices are too high, and Honda cars can no longer be driven. Let’s buy a small Honda electric car.
23. Travel far enough and you will meet yourself! Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.
24. I have always felt that people should travel. When I was young, while I had the temper to be cool and the capital to show off my personality, I left the city that I saw with my eyes open and closed, escaped from the hustle and bustle around me, and found a place to live. Let the quiet and clean place in your heart become as transparent as crystal, and then take some photos that are so beautiful that you want to cry, and leave them to your old self.
25. Bad news: Oil prices are rising
26. Suddenly oil prices have nothing to do with me, I feel so comfortable at home.
27. It’s too hot. But the gas price is too expensive, so I can’t bear to turn on the air conditioner.
28. The fuel consumption of cars has become a waste. Can't add oil.
29. The speed of making money can never keep up with the speed of spending money. I can’t even refuel. Sometimes I feel so helpless!
30.55, a sentence of 95 to top up made me lose myself, and suddenly I felt that the electric one smelled so good.
31. The price of braised chicken in the canteen has increased. My colleagues asked why. The aunt in the canteen said that the price of oil has increased. We thought that the braised chicken is not made with gasoline. The aunt said, you don’t want to eat it. Gasoline, my car uses gasoline.
32. If it goes up, it will go up. Gas prices are too expensive and you can’t afford to pay more, so ride a small electric donkey instead.
33. The price of gas is too high and I can’t afford to drive a car. If I take the bus for free for three years, it’s time to save money.
34. The price of gas is so expensive that I dare not drive the car. From now on, I will ride an electric bike or take the train when I go out.
35. I find that the increase in gasoline prices has little to do with me, because my car does not use gasoline, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles have an affair in their lives!
36. She said that mom can also buy a scooter, which can move forward without oil.
37. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and gas price determines travel. Start studying the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home today.
38. The price of apples has increased, the price of bananas has increased, the price of gasoline has increased, and so has the price of cemeteries. Eat your own flesh when you're hungry, drink your own blood when you're thirsty, as long as it's free!
39. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the price a while ago, it has risen again. This is the price of oil.
40. The price of gas is too high and my family can’t afford to drive. Let’s ride a three-wheeler to work from now on.
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