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A joke about a wife not doing housework.

She and her husband finally reached the stage of divorce. When they walked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, both of them had unspeakable sadness on their faces.

Husband said, "If you need my help in the future, just ask." She nodded, but she felt in her heart that perhaps the greatest relief for this unfortunate marriage is to live in isolation from each other.

The reason why she divorced her husband is very simple, not cheating, not domestic violence, not frigidity ... but housework.

Perhaps, in the eyes of ordinary people, this is not enough to lead to divorce. But the truth is, they divorced because of housework.

She and her husband are college classmates. Although they are not in the same college, they often meet because of club activities. After a long time, they became familiar.

Sophomore last semester, the two formally confirmed their relationship. Along the way, she never thought that one day, the relationship between the two people came to an end because of housework problems.

The night before the divorce, she worked overtime until ten o'clock in the evening, while her husband came home early from work. On the way home, single girls, who is five years younger than her, jokingly said, "Your husband must have cooked a hot meal and is waiting for you to come home."

Although she knew it was impossible, she still held a little luck in her heart. When I got home, my husband was still awake, playing games on the sofa, and the dishes after dinner were at sixes and sevens on the dining table.

Seeing her coming back, the husband said, "Go and clear the table!" " "She suppressed her sense of loss and began to clear the table. After cleaning up, my husband said, "I'm going to attend a meeting in two days." Please iron my shirt! " "

She's too tired, she said. Take it to the laundry. At this time, the half-lying husband suddenly straightened up and said in surprise, "It's just a shirt. There is no need to take it to the laundry room. Why not just iron it? "

She finally couldn't help it. "Since I entered the door, have you ever cared whether I am tired or hungry? You always ask me to do housework ... "

That night, she quarreled with her husband for a long time. Finally, her husband said directly: "Since I can't go on, I will divorce." "Divorce is divorce. See you at the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow! "

After the quarrel, she went to a friend's house and cried while eating instant noodles. She kept asking her friends, is housework worthy of being a woman?

I don't know when housework has become a standard for women.

Xiao Wang and Xiao Li used to be a happy couple, but recently they suffered a devastating family change.

They registered to get married six years ago. Before getting married, Xiaoli told Xiao Wang and her family that she had a brain tumor operation and recovered well after the operation.

Knowing Xiaoli's situation, Xiao Wang not only did not refuse Xiaoli, but also strengthened his belief in taking good care of Xiaoli. After marriage, although they have never had children, their lives are not bad.

I thought they would be happy forever, but the tragedy happened in the fourth year of marriage.

Xiaoli was diagnosed with stage II malignant brain tumor, and her health went from bad to worse. In the past two years, Xiaoli has been living in her mother's house, and Xiao Wang will only come to see it on holidays.

Not long ago, Xiao Wang filed a divorce with Xiaoli. During the mediation, he asked the judge: "My family is poor, and now she can't do housework. Why not divorce? "

When meeting such a fickle and disloyal man, even if Xiaoli expressed understanding, her heart must be endless chilling. But what can she do if she is seriously ill?

Finally, they divorced under the mediation of the judge. In marriage, the meaning of a woman's existence is never to do housework.

Every man should also understand that you are married to a wife, not a nanny.

Under the influence of the traditional thought of "the man is the master and the woman is the master", many people think that it is natural for women to do housework. However, in modern society, you work to make money and I work to make money. Why do I have to do housework alone?

Miller Boehlmann counted a large number of samples in Intimate Relationship, and analyzed that when his wife took on all or most of the housework, her marital happiness was negative, and vice versa.

I have always admired Huang Lei, a good man who loves his wife. It is said that after 20 years of marriage, he never let his wife cook.

He said: "We have lived together for 20 years, and we have learned not to talk nonsense. She looked after her daughter and home while I was at work. When I am free, I cook. She washes dishes and cleans tables, plus praises. So no more, just right. "

In fact, the most touching love words are not "I love you", but "I want to share the troubles of rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea with you".

Therefore, don't forget at any time that the family belongs to two people and the housework belongs to two people.