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A man went to visit a friend and was surprised to find that he was playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in surprise for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" He said loudly. "That is the cleverest dog I have ever seen."

"No, he's not that smart," the friend replied. "I beat him three times in five games."

Chess expert

A man went to see his friend and found his friend playing chess with the dog. He looked at it several times in surprise and said, "I can't believe my eyes!" " This is the smartest dog I have ever seen! "

"No, he's not that smart," said his friend. "I won three out of five games."