A hilarious joke (not too short, not swearing)

A Chinese teacher from Shaanxi Province read an ancient poem named "Wochun" by Lu You to students and asked them to dictate.

The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows

A student dictated the following

Wochun

I was stupid.

Mume smells the flowers,

I have no culture.

Lying on a branch will hurt your ass,

I have a low IQ,

Far away, like water,

Ask me who I am,

Eduardo Chun Lv.

A big donkey.

The coast is green,

I am a donkey,

The coast seems to be green,

I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green.

I am a stupid donkey.