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Ten classic manifestations of women's lewdness
1, when commenting on a man's advantages and disadvantages, we don't pay attention to his education and ability, and rarely evaluate the other person's work performance. Instead, we judge each other according to our own criteria and goodwill. If the other person is really ugly, he won't bother to talk.
2. For the new male colleagues in the unit, if they are handsome, they will pay more attention to them, and even take the initiative to teach him business essentials or operational procedures as old comrades in the unit, so as to get along with him more and deepen his impression and goodwill towards himself.
3. Friends get together. If you find a strange handsome guy, you will immediately become enthusiastic and friendly. You always want to attract the attention of the handsome guy through your various live performances. If you find a handsome guy without a host, you will be warm and attentive.
When watching movies and TV series, only the handsome actors are impressed. It doesn't matter whether the plot of a movie or TV series is good or not, especially when I insist on watching soap operas that others are bored on time every day, just because there are handsome actors or explicit intimate actions.
5. When shopping or shopping with young ladies, I always like to comment on men who pass by in a hurry. If I find a handsome guy like in Korean dramas, I will show inexplicable excitement from my expression. If there were no handsome guys, I would say that shopping today is not interesting at all.
6. I like to go to places where there are many men (except the bathroom), especially to watch the "show" performed by male supermodels. At the same time, I may have a crush on a male star in my heart, and always fantasize about meeting him, then introducing myself, and then they fall in love.
7. I like listening to men telling dirty jokes and even participating in men's dirty jokes. I often show an inexplicable excitement and special pleasure, and sometimes I fantasize about what kind of attitude I would have if I were confused by a handsome guy I like.
8. When you meet a handsome guy of your favorite type, you will use a woman's extraordinary imagination to imagine yourself holding hands with him, dating him, and even imagining naked intimacy with him. In fact, it is impossible for you to know or be his girlfriend.
9. When you hear someone say the name of the handsome guy you particularly like, you will feel inexplicably excited, and you will also tell others the specific situation of this handsome guy, such as age, occupation, marital status, personal preferences and so on.
10, can't help yearning for the handsome guy you like. I care about and envy every woman who appears beside him. I always fantasize that these women will disappear forever, and sometimes I even turn them into my private property.
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