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Wechat ambiguous language
Chatting with girls is an ambiguous topic 1: The following topics are suitable for girls to chat with you at the ambiguous stage, and the relationship is not in place. Don't be impatient. 1. Today, you are so beautiful that you really want to kiss. I know I made it for you. You seem a little abnormal recently. I judge that we may kiss next week. Skills and thinking are very important. In the past, my emotional intelligence was not high and I was too stupid to chat. I always thought that I could catch up with a girl by being nice to her, and I always thought that I could win a good impression by being a serious man. I also tried to pester and beat every day, impress with my heart, often talk to girls, what to do in the morning ... I often praised girls' circle of friends, but the other party ignored it and finally got nothing, wasting a lot of time and energy. Later, I learned many shortcuts to pick up girls in "Alpine Love Network", and soon became lovers, and the relationship could be confirmed in a few days. I suggest you go to Baidu to help you quickly improve the efficiency of picking up girls and master the shortcut to attract girls. You should always remember your identity. You are mine. Tell me when you don't want to work, and I will support you. 6. I really want to tie you home as Mrs. Zhazhai. 7. Snowflakes are coming, but my heart is still empty. Will you come? Tell me when you can't sleep, and I'll come and sing you a lullaby. 10, I dreamed of you last night and forced me to marry you. In love, girls like to be with a boy who has temperature and can flirt. Therefore, when chatting, appropriate flirting can make girls like chatting with you more, but at the same time, they need to pay attention to control their discretion. Although flirting, but also to keep a certain distance. Don't push too hard, otherwise it will only be counterproductive and not worth the loss. The best thing is to make a girl feel unloved, so that she can really catch up with her. Chatting with girls is ambiguous topic 2: ambiguity is a precursor to determining relationships. During the affair with girls, boys should gradually break through the bottom line of girls. Say sweet words first, don't say "I love you" directly, but say something subtle, such as "Baby, I miss you today" and "Good night, what?" And "kiss before you speak" If girls don't explicitly prohibit talking like this, they can say something more explicit, "Let's have two children in the future". The ambiguous atmosphere should be maintained and the relationship should be determined once. 1, "Maybe we should kiss", "Ease the awkward atmosphere between us" 2, "Why don't you come closer to me", "Why should I hug you" 3, "The world is too messy now." "Come, hide in my heart." (WeChat chat warms up feelings) 4. "It's late at night, the moon is hiding in the clouds." "I want to hide in your arms, too." 5, you always say that my mouth is hard, how can I know if it is soft if I don't kiss? Chatting with girls about ambiguous topics 3: 1, I hope you can share with me everything you do every day, whether it's interesting or boring, as long as it's about you, I want to know. In order to find you, I moved into the bird's eyes, often staring at the passing wind and forgetting to listen to the hunter's gunfire. 3, I like the sunset, because it looks like I like your heart, even if it sinks bit by bit, it will still rise tomorrow. You are not my choice after weighing the pros and cons. You are my firmness after my heart is broken, knowing that I can't do it. This is my sincerity to the feelings between you and me. We didn't take photos, wear couples' clothes, run across the street, sing songs, get engaged, get married or break up. I'll give you what you want slowly. 6. I hope it is you, always you, and finally you. I know it is not easy to meet you, and it will be a pity to miss it, so I will cherish you and I don't want to miss you. (WeChat chat warms up feelings) 7. For me, happiness means cooking, going home, playing music, sleeping, meeting, hugging, taking photos, sleeping in, talking nonsense and being with you. 8. Your sweet smile is like a glass of wine that has been treasured for many years. Just one bite is enough to make me want to stop. 9. My heart is a rock candy hawthorn, sweet for you and sour for you. Can you bite it, and then I'll hug it secretly. 10, even if life is not so easy, I still want to put you in the future, live a happy life and stay away from the secular. Humorous language of WeChat chat 2 1. Humorous chatting skills that make girls happy 1. Learn to guide the topic. In order to make girls chat happily, besides atmosphere, topic selection and guidance are also very important. Remember not to talk with girls about boring topics, such as military, politics, sports and so on. Although you are good at this topic and can talk to girls for a long time, girls may not be interested. When girls frequently say "Oh, well, good" in chat, you can stop, you can choose to give the topic to girls, and you can look for topics according to girls' circle of friends, such as asking girls, "How was your weekend? See if your circle of friends has gone to find xx "and then talk to her according to the key words in the girl's words. 2. Mobilize girls' emotions If you often have awkward chats, it is largely because your chat content is too boring, and you have not interacted effectively with girls, turning the chat into a question and answer, which has not driven girls' emotions. Will not produce the spark of love. Love needs enthusiasm. Girls will only like you if they feel the feeling of heartbeat. So in the chat, you need to mobilize the girl's emotions, make her happy for a while, make her anxious for a while, make her excited for a while, fascinate her for a while, make her mood fluctuate, and guide the girl into the chat atmosphere you create. Specific methods can use push-pull chat skills to create a sense of mystery, so that girls can't fathom your thoughts. 3. Use humor to solve the situation of silence. In the chat, girls are not interested in the topic or can't catch up with girls, and there will be a cold situation. At this time, you need to use humor to resolve it, such as: 1) What do you like about me? Humorous reply: Only ghosts like you. If you like to call me "dead ghost", it doesn't matter. I like that you like me. 2) You are too casual. Humorous reply: You are not casual. You look great. I don't know how much I envy being with you. Are you casual? Are you casual with others? 3) Do you want to sleep with me? Humor reply: In addition to this idea, I also want you to help me wash dishes and mop the floor. Although I am superficial and not so active, everyone should pay attention to humor. Although it is very important, we must grasp the degree, because too much humor will make girls. Second, humor routines that make girls happy want to make girls happy. In addition to chatting skills, routines are definitely indispensable. Here are some ways to share with you for your own reference. 1, in the face of the sudden departure of girls, humorous routines Love story Female: I went to take a shower Male: You did this behind my back! Woman: What's the matter? Man: Are we still good friends without me taking a shower? Woman: I have something to do. M: I'll go, too. Men and women are paired together. Work is not tiring. Many people do things faster. Woman: You are so annoying. 2. Face girls. Ask humorous routines. Lover: What are you doing? Man: I was thinking about you just now, and you came to me. Are we in touch? Woman: Hum, no man: I'm so sad that you don't miss me. Man: What are you doing? Woman: I just got up. Man: It's really a pig. Woman: Hum, you are a man. But I like cute pigs. I don't want to talk to you anymore in the face of girls' coquetry and humor. Man: Hum, people don't want to talk to you anymore. Woman: You learn from me. Man: You are so cute. How can I learn from you? Woman: You are so bad. You can see. Do you want to make me worse? 2) The songs are nice, the wind is comfortable and the stars are beautiful, but more happiness comes from you. 3) Qian Shan is full of water, and the world turns. I only came for you. WeChat chat ambiguous language 3 WeChat chat humorous prologue 1, directly open male: Hey! Although the opening remarks of WeChat seem simple and have no content, it is precisely this simple and direct way of opening that does not expose your sense of demand. Girls naturally don't have so many concerns when chatting with you, and she will probably say "hi" back to you. 2. Boast the boy: "Although I haven't seen you, it's really cute to see your photo." Girl: "Thank you!" Or "anything else? Hey hey. " Girls like to hear people praise her, especially those from the heart, which will double her confidence and especially appreciate you, the person who finds her advantages. Therefore, the opening remarks of WeChat praise will make girls very happy. 3, the opening of the expression When the WeChat chat is opened, send an expression directly to the other party, preferably the kind that is very cute and laughs. Girls generally have no resistance to this way of chatting, because every girl's heart has no resistance to cute things. If the girl you are jealous of is cute, you can stimulate her desire to express more. 4, curiosity boy: "I found you a little special." Girl: "What?" Boy: "You are a little cute." Girls are very curious, especially about themselves, and she won't stop until she asks clearly. So if you ask a question about a girl, she will definitely reply to you. 5. Narcissistic boy: "I think I am handsome, so I want to know you." Girl: "Haha, you are so narcissistic!" " "Note that narcissism is not arrogance. Let girls think that you are narcissistic to make her laugh. This way of opening remarks can make your sister play with you and enter a state of being familiar with her. 6. Show the value of the opening boy: "I just got back from a meeting with my boss and haven't eaten yet. Am I pitiful? " Girl: "It's really hard, give me a hug! "The opening ceremony of the high-value exhibition can give your sister an impression that you are very motivated. Girls like motivated men, and after being with such men, she will feel very safe. Even if she can't have good economic conditions now, there is great hope in the future. She is willing to give you a chance. 7, WeChat avatar opening boy: "The photo of your avatar is so cute." Girl: "Really? That was taken when I was in XX. "Praise through photos can instantly bring you closer to your sister. Although you praise a girl, but don't praise her directly, it won't expose your strong sense of need.
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