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Say something new and old.

1. I feel that I owe something when I am bored, and it doesn't matter when I am busy. Love has never been a necessity in my life, just because one day when the sun was shining and I was in a good mood, he came to my side and took my hand. There is no gap between new love and old love. I live a warm and awkward life, whether I am alone or not.

I am doomed to have no one to rely on. I worked hard for so many years, but in the end I was the loneliest one. Who can fill my heart? I really failed! Frustration is full. Is it really that hard to let go? How far should I give in? So tired, so tired! Is it so difficult to understand my love for me? New love and old love! I can't tell you the pain. It hurts as much as I can. Is it really that hard to be free and easy? I do not love you anymore. I don't care. Why are we still together? Being together without love is also a quarrel! I really want to break up like this and make you happy.

3. How many people have I crossed? I have seen other people's new love and old love. I have walked through the places I have walked together, tearing the gap of time and pursuing your footprints. I feel your breath coming and going in my ear, but I can't see your figure anymore. Memories poured in, and I was inadvertently lost by something, but I still firmly believed that I would find you. How many sleepless nights remind me that I can't go back.

There are always a few people around you who are frozen, and the position of others is empty. Someone came in and soon changed into a new face. This besieged city is such a ridiculous interpretation of all kinds of stories of new love and old love.

Pruning and cutting leaves is a piece of cake. Those girls who are clamoring for marriage have promised to make you beautiful flowers in their hands. I know that Mr. Reliable is on the courier, and I am always tired of killing new love and old love.

6. People have joys and sorrows and don't care about new love and old love. The less likely you are to see love rewarded, the less handsome you are. Look at the cherry blossoms all over the sky together and never give up.

7. The emotion is this: it is a high-speed sports car, commonly known as the old driver taking me. Once it stops, there is no oil and it is difficult to start again. What new love and old love, skills and so on, this time is useless. Not loving enough is not loving enough. If you really fall in love with you, why are you sad? What are you tired of? In the end, you are still not satisfied. Aha, hahaha.

8. Many men will be so hypocritical, and new love and old love want to be both right and left. There are really many hypocritical boys around me, and some have deceived me for a long time, because I was too simple at that time. Some have deceived me for a long time because I love him so much. However, the faint sense of coldness and distance when we are together is not much better than the oncoming fist.

9. The Hong Kong airport will be very busy tomorrow. . . . Come with old love and new love. . . .

10. God, my feelings are all sugar! ! New love and old love, but no training ground, suddenly excited to cardiac arrest. I knew it! The professor also thinks this silly little plane is pitifully stupid, and there are always some things that don't need to be explained by science.

1 1. New love and old love, old enmity and new enmity, constant cutting and chaos.

12. My idol, whether new or old, is come to a bad end! Run quickly, okay? If I continue to die so lazy, I will abandon my shame.

13. A friend is undecided between new love and old love. She doesn't know which one to choose. In fact, she already has a lot of ideas in her heart. She is worried, not because she doesn't know who to choose, but because she wants to choose the right one! Of course, she is also afraid of choosing the wrong place, even afraid of choosing the right place. This seems contradictory, but when you think of the concept of incompatibility, you will feel that this is right!

14. Enough is enough. New love and old love, others' own, I think that's all. After drinking it, I never mentioned it again. I never knew it. This is my happiest thing.

15. I met a new lover with a little talent. I occasionally compare myself with YJ, but I don't know what to compare. Not taboo, but too wide, so wide that they can't imagine how far away they are from him. Not to mention IQ, wisdom and talent, only that they are still taking selfies and counting pocket money while eating, drinking and having fun, he is comparable to a pianist who visited Taiwan Province on behalf of an authoritative media in the United States. Julia's excellent academic qualifications and playing the piano, especially Chopin, certainly have many shortcomings, and obviously the most annoying thing is extremely touching. As I said, those who are easily moved by ceremonies must be stupid.

16. I wish new lovers and old lovers a happy new year, better and better acting skills and healthy growth of their children!

17. People have many faces. What is bad for you is not necessarily bad for her. But at least if you are treated in the same way when you are in love, you won't feel angry when you are apart. However, it is impossible for a biological mother to have a preference for her children inevitably, let alone a new love linked by hormones ~

18. Scissorhands are all dogs. New lovers and old lovers love to climb very fast, so they accidentally turn to a wall climbing style. People who attended birthday parties the year before and the year after were coping with carelessness. He also reluctantly smiled and said that it was difficult, and everyone knew it. Poor thing.

19. There is no new love and old love, only so-called love and no love. Believe in the person who came to you across Qian Shan, and whether you can grow old or not depends on whether he is willing to cut through the thorns for you, not how much he has suffered.

It is strange that everyone has new love and old love. It happened that when you mentioned your predecessor, I would suffocate with envy.

2 1. I don't care about new love and old love. I am a natural child who loves to cry and laugh. It is an investment, just like two people playing with water. You will find that you have to pretend to be strong on the first day.

22. From the initial strangeness to the realization of familiarity, then to nothing to say, and then after a period of time, new love and old love return to the initial strangeness, which is really a trick.

23. I returned to the singles market last week, ended my short love affair last month, and made up my mind to find someone else yesterday. I just dreamed that I was entangled in new love and old love. In fact, it's just old love, married to someone who secretly loves herself. In the dream, several people met unintentionally and had to flee. But privately, I want to restore the recently separated one. Hehehe, fantasy.

24. With new love and old love, I am eating dust alone.

25. If I don't love you, there will be no new love or old love. The beginning is always sweet, and I won't ask why. I won't force it this time. Everyone wants to be a prince and princess in love and get the right solution.

26. It turns out that only when you lose it can you know how to cherish new love and old love, but it is unacceptable.

27. New love and old love! Once the love is now dusty, how long can the new couple be fresh now? It's not that I am too playboy, but that there are too many temptations in reality!

28. New love and old love change hands, which is really more and more manly. What a terrible game tonight! Why have you suddenly become so timid? It stinks! It stinks!

29. The words used by new lovers and old lovers are really exquisite, and they rhyme between the lines, which makes people puzzled. Abba style writing is very rhythmic. But everything is fine, but there is no focus. It seems to be all flowers and fine print, and the plot tension is not enough. The advantage is that just taking out a paragraph is very attractive. This kind of writing is actually very suitable for short stories, and long stories are not only difficult for the author to write, but also very tiring to read.

30. New love and old love means forgetting old love in front of new love and saying that you are tired of new love in front of old love.

3 1. I refuse to look at the first picture, but I am very supportive of all singto's work. Off is so handsome when he doesn't look at the camera. Besides, new love and old love, just get used to it.

32. No matter how much experience you have in love, you should not know who is true love. Is it the first one or the last one? Love can be extremely painful, and new lovers will smile and join hands to grow old together. In this world, there is no new love and old love, only love and no love.

33. I had a dream one day, woke up at a loss, and flipped through the photo album of my mobile phone. My new love and old love were exquisite, and I couldn't stop all day.

34. In the spring yard, there is a piece of new love and old love. Cherry blossoms in the season, with their beloved luxury and fragrance, and honest and frank poplars, are scattered all over the place alone.

35. I don't want to care about new love and old love. I will finish the task quietly and have a good holiday for myself! Go to Tibet? Go to Sichuan? Go to Okinawa? I can go wherever I want! No matter how hard you love, you can't resist new love and old love.

1, life is a train to the grave.

I don't need to compromise myself to please anyone. Besides, I'm not that great. Like it or hate it, I don't care.

What matters is not what you desire to do, but what you can do.

4, busy, have something to say, have nothing to say about the whole thing.

5, no matter how hard you love, you can't resist new love and old love. . .

6. Although the memory is sad again, I still smile and don't want to forget it.

7. There is no reason to love you. You are the sun during the day, the moon at night, my umbrella when it rains and my clothes when it is cold.

8. There are two things in the world that can shock people: one is the lofty moral standards in our hearts; The other is the bright starry sky above us.

I choose to forgive myself because I don't deserve it.

10, do you love and wait with your heart or refuse to love you cruelly?

1 1, I think it is a wonderful thing to like only one man all my life.

12, missed is missed, and there is no possibility of recovery.

13, cleverness is tactics and great wisdom is strategy; The former sees sesame seeds, while the latter gets watermelon.

14, the day will be sent to Sri Lanka. You must first suffer from its mind, its bones and muscles, its body and skin, its body, and its actions. So he has been patient and benefited from his incompetence.

15, the stupid behavior of fools is not unusual, but the stupid behavior of smart people makes people laugh; Because he used all his skills to prove his stupidity.

16, and so on. On the day when the tide recedes, when you see the mainland exposed to the whole sea, you will find how many broken bones are exposed in broad daylight.

17, love is a very funny joke, with beautiful expressions but stinging sentences.

18, it's not because something is good that you try to have it.

19, I just want to find a shoulder that can bear the tears when I am frustrated and make me bite when I am happy.

Classic talk: in hard love, you can't resist new love and old love. . .

1, a flower blooms in one world, and lovesickness lasts for life.

2. I feel that life is really wonderful, but it is still good to be alive.

3. Why are you unhappy with someone you think is good?

Some people leave and never come back, so waiting and hesitation are the most ruthless killers in this world.

Yue Lao has only one word "Guo" for our love.

6. In hard love, you can't resist new love and old love. . .

7. The two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you.

8. A boy doesn't need to be too good. He is willing to quit the competition and quit smoking for you. It's good to listen to you.

I really want to slap your face with my shoes.

10, how happy your tomorrow is not mine. Our love is a song in half.

1 1, dear, you will always emit a furry aperture like that huge luminous body, attracting me, immortal and firm!

12, people who know me think I'm quiet, people who know me think I'm crazy, and only those who know me know that I'm actually sad.

13, the air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tale in memory has slowly melted.

14, living is the last word.

15, life is like swimming, if you stop fighting, you will sink!

New love, old love, who can say whose new love is not someone else's old love?

1, we used to love each other, but we lost to endless misunderstandings and reality.

The collision and contact between people will produce a certain spark, but this spark also brings a side effect-misunderstanding.

3. When we love someone, we usually have a tendency to control and possess. We usually ask courtiers to do this and that, but few people ask themselves to be the same as others at the same time, so there are contradictions and disputes. On the way to reincarnation, it is not easy to be a relative, a lovemaker and a friend. Let's go on happily in trust and tolerance. When arguing or doubting, think more about each other's good, and everything will be relieved.

I know it's better to be misunderstood all the way. No, no, it should be said that I only know this way of life.

5, new love, old love, who can say whose new love is not someone else's old love.

6. How to choose the deep and shallow traces and unformed memories of those years?

7. The most ruthless thing is not people, but time; The most precious thing is not money, but emotion; The most terrible thing is not lovelorn, but psychosomatic insufficiency; The most comfortable thing is not the hotel, but the home; The worst thing is not swearing, but being speechless; The best is not future, but today.

8. Many times, I would rather be misunderstood than explained.

9. Youth gives you laughter and inexplicable pain.

10, next summer, our classroom is full of people again, but it's not us anymore.

1 1, sometimes I'd rather be misunderstood than explained, because I know that explanation means that you can't regain your trust in vain.

12, life is sometimes like a computer. It collapses when it collapses. This is not negotiable.

13, can't tell the reason to really love someone. You only know that whenever and wherever you are in a good mood, you want this person to accompany you. The real feeling is that two people can stay together in the most difficult time. After all, feelings are to be paid, not just to be obtained.

14, then, if you don't want to talk, don't talk. When it is useless to say more, perhaps silence is the best explanation.

15, killing time, one day is happiness, one week is enjoyment, one month is fear, one year is loss, and life is disaster.

16, more often, the contradiction is due to misunderstanding.

17, no one can understand the truth. No matter how well you do, you will still be misunderstood.

18, stay away from things that make you feel safe. Including caring too much about parents, an overdraft card, an infallible task and a job of providing for the aged. These will tame you into a safe slave.

19, have you ever hated yourself? You can't help but want to hurt a very important person, just because he did something wrong or just ignored a small detail, it will touch your sensitive nerves and be magnified by you countless times, so there will be so many worries and even anger, and you don't know what you really want. You can say it's because you care too much, but you are really tired.

20. It's really a big misunderstanding to see me make you feel inferior.

2 1, I know that love is a groping task in the dark, and you will definitely get your hands dirty. Nothing interesting will happen if you hesitate. At the same time, you must find the right distance from others. If you get too close, they will crush you; Too far away, they will abandon you again.

22. It is meaningless to deliberately change for others. If he doesn't even love the real you, he won't love you who is different from you.

23. Trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but it always gives the other party a chance to explain the misunderstanding clearly. Some people will struggle if they can't see clearly, and will be heartbroken if they see clearly.

24, hand in hand to see the sea, back-to-back miss together, you are really happy.

25. The heated debate about right and wrong has its own clear path.

Don't be afraid, as many people as God sends to stop you, so many people will help you move forward.

27. White dust just feels the same!

28, always dull to think: one day, you suddenly told me that you still love me.