A collection of funny quotes on WeChat that will make you laugh out loud in one sentence

1. People who are always dissatisfied with their hairstyle always refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.

2. I have spicy strips and wine, so I’m asking you if you want to come with me.

3. After doing homework for a few minutes, the phone got jealous and coaxed her for hours.

4. Forgive me for being a dog by nature and always showing off.

5. You can steal my sentences or my expressions, but if you steal my heart, I will call you husband.

6. You can also be regarded as a strange flower in the pervert world.

7. My cell phone has been on mute for many years and I can only answer calls because of fate.

8. I often make myself cry, but I can’t beat myself up.

9. Those who love me will definitely become rich, and those who don’t love me will definitely make bricks.

10. You are so cheap and promising, and you are so coquettish.

11. During the exam, the invigilator sat next to me. I just felt uncomfortable with my aunt's towel, so I secretly pulled on my pants to move them, but the teacher asked me to take them out. . .

12. Chongguang really loves Lin Xiao. He turned into Lu Shao just to love her in a different way.

13. Why are you pretending to be city dwellers? Nowadays, the whole world is called a village.

14. I understand the truth, but I still can’t help but look back when I hear others calling me beautiful.

15. If you feel nauseous and retching while brushing your teeth, don’t brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

16. I count on the girl in front of the screen that she will be single this year.

17. My goals: lose weight, start a family, travel abroad and eat all over the world.

18. Even if you steal my wife, you still give me a green diamond for one year. What does that mean?

19. My deskmate that year liked to say "I" the most, but I liked to say "I"

20. I don't want to be someone else's temporary need when they are bored.

21. I want to become as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up all the obscene fat people.

22. When he ignores you, you turn on the crazy mode.

23. First a friend, then a sister, and finally a little baby.

24. Thank you! Thank you for accompanying me all the way through the long years!

25. I am online and you are offline. Why don't you *** when I am alive?

26. Teacher: Xiao Ming, what do you want to do when you grow up? Xiao Ming: Go to Lanxiang to learn excavator. Teacher: Why? Xiao Ming: Dig your ancestral graves!

27. I heard that the comment area is haunted recently. Many people suddenly disappeared after typing half-way through typing. Hahaha, so sad

28. Today my girlfriend asked me: "Which one do you like, girls with good brains and good figures?" I said, "I don't like either, I only like you!" My girlfriend was very happy after hearing this... and kissed me. After one bite, he rushed to cook for me.

29. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they are rich, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

30. Maybe you don’t know that I treat you as a human being but you behave like a dog.

31. Back then, he was ambitious to conquer the world, but now he retires just for him.

32. For the rest of your life, you will be the one doing the laundry, you will be the one cooking, and you will still be the one washing the dishes.