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Wolf's Modern Prose 800

Wolf's Modern Prose 800

The wolf's modern essay 800, the wolf has a keen sense of taste and catches prey; When attacking prey, there is a moody vigilance, which combines cruelty and vigilance. The most terrible nature of a wolf is its tenacity. The following are 800 modern essays of Wolf.

The modern composition of wolves 800 1 There are sheep and wolves living in a meadow. In order not to be eaten by wolves, the sheep built a big village and built many houses where the sheep lived. There are many railings around the village, which are not ordinary railings. This railing is electrified with high voltage. As long as the wolf meets it, it will send out 5500 volts of high-voltage current, so it is safe for the sheep to live in this village.

One day, the wolf invented a "fire sword" called "Wolf No.1". One day, the wolf set out on the' Wild Wolf No.1' invented and manufactured by himself. When' Wolf One' flew over the village, the wolf let out a cry and told the little sheep to come out and die quickly. The lamb at the door was frightened and immediately flew to report to their village head. After receiving the report, village chief Yang carefully looked at the wolf and its' Wolf No.1' outside the window and told the sheep to hide in the house first. In fact, the village head of Yangcun is very clever, and the railing of Yangcun is also its invention. After several days of experiments, Yang Faming developed another weapon to deal with wolves. As soon as the wolf meets the keeper, the weapon will automatically run to save the caught sheep. From then on, sheep can live freely in the sheep village under the protection of railings and machines.

Wolves are actually very smart and alert. He became more careful when he knew the railing of Yangcun and the power of that machine. One day, the wolf wanted to go to Yangcun to steal sheep to eat. He first tore off a small tuft of wolf hair from himself, and then touched the railing with it. The railing released 5500 volts of current, and the wolf soon lost his hair. Then he drove his' Wolf No.1' over Yangcun, and slowly parked his' Wolf No.1' on the grass of Yangcun, carrying one.

When the lambs saw the wolf coming, they were not afraid. They have machines to save them. When the machine catches the wolf, they can go out to play more freely, so the sheep will run around the wolf. However, wolves are not that stupid. It pulls a bunch of wolf hair from itself in the old way, and then scatters it on the sheep to see if the machine responds. But this machine is much more powerful than that railing. It won't come to the rescue until the live wolf meets the sheep.

When the wolf saw that the machine didn't respond, he wanted to catch the sheep. He grabbed the nearest sheep first and wanted to put it in the sack. Unfortunately, at this moment, the machine came and saw the complacent wolf and gave it a mine. Before the wolf could react, it was blown up by the mine and the sack was broken. The sheep took the opportunity to run away. The wolf shouted angrily, damn lamb, if I catch you!

After the wolf was blown up, the grassland turned back into laughter. After the wolf bullied the sheep and other small animals, the grassland became harmonious again!

There is a pack of wolves with twelve wolves. They are the happiest wolves in the forest. Along the way, they always gain a lot. They are also the bravest wolves, and they are not afraid of elephants attacking them when taking risks; They are the most United wolves and can't leave. If a wolf is abnormal, they will wait on it 24 hours a day.

Occupy a position

Wolf king (Dahl. Tandosis is the most dedicated wolf among wolves. The reason why he can become the Wolf King is that he is not only powerful, but also good at holding power. On that day, a voice came from the quiet morning: "Hey, everybody get up quickly. What shall we do today? " This is Dahl, the wolf king, talking. All the wolves are up. Hearing this voice, a wolf is very handsome and cool (Quito. Riben Maori) said, "Should we grab a place that belongs to us so that we can fix a place to sleep at night?" "I support it. That's a good idea. At that time, it may be a good place to hedge! " A wolf with a good reasoning plan (suya. Phil puy) said. So they decided to rob a tiger's territory early tomorrow morning.

The next day, they robbed a tiger's territory unscathed.

Fighting tigers

After grabbing it, they still have a serious problem. Su Ya said, "The territory has been occupied. What if the tiger attacks us? " This question. Dahl said, "Then we have to kill it first." "How?" Guido asked.

This question stumped the wolves. Sue thought for a moment. "First of all, from the east, south and west three directions sent three brothers. If the tiger strikes back, the three brothers will surround it, and then everyone will come up together to destroy it. If the tiger runs north and reaches the top of the mountain, it will turn. At that time, all brothers block the road ahead, three brothers block the road behind, and the tiger will die. " Su Ya said.

They began to attack the tiger. As Suya said, all the wolves blocked the road ahead, and Dahl and two wolves blocked the road behind. Unexpectedly, the tiger chose to kill the wolf that blocked the back road. While the tiger was fighting in the rear, the wolf in front rushed up to surround the tiger and kill it. Unfortunately, Dahl and the two wolves died.

Dispel wolves

Without the wolf king Dahl, these wolves are very restless. Su Ya said, "The Wolf King is gone. Do you want to re-select the Wolf King? " But nobody wants to. Quito said, "If you really can't, disperse the wolves." It's inappropriate to see these wolves. They didn't want to, and finally they had to disperse the wolves.

Since then, we have never seen a wolf with a glorious history.

I wandered around the cage leisurely, and the bustling human beings outside the cage looked at me in fear.

Am I handsome? I looked at myself again: my ears that used to be upright are a little droopy now, and my tail that used to be downward is a little upturned. My sharp canine teeth have lost the cold light of the past, and my once fierce eyes are now tamed.

I'm changing too fast. My facial features are a bit like dogs, but I'm not a dog. I'm a wolf. I'm worshipped and vilified!

Don't think about it. That's what my ancestors did. I have lived in a nutritious zoo since I was born. Apart from biting and eating, I am very unfamiliar with survival skills such as jumping, jumping and grasping. I wonder why my ancestors didn't come to the zoo.

What's the use of thinking about it? As long as I live well. I lay down quietly to have a rest.

I don't know when a couple of administrators came in. The man threw a chicken in. The chicken was obviously afraid of me and jumped around in panic. I am too lazy to pay attention to it.

"quick! Come on! Catch the chicken! " That woman is shouting.

Let me catch the chicken? Joke! How can we catch it? Even if you catch it, you won't die! Can't eat!

See me motionless, the man nasty, "bastard! You are still not a wolf! ..... "He even scold noisy.

Don't think I don't understand! I have been eating the mature chicken you gave me since I was a child, and now I am required to do so. What's the matter with you? Completely out of reach! I mean playing with Lao tze! Why do you people have to do whatever you want?

"This ... this ..." The man had no choice. "The Wolf catch chicken tomorrow. How can we explain it! "

"I have an idea, it depends on whether it cooperates or not." The woman said.

The next day came, and there were twice as many people outside the cage as yesterday. Everyone was looking forward to it.

The male administrator looked at me imploringly. He threw a wilted chicken in and immediately shouted outside the cage. I'd better give people some face. I crustily skin of head, tentatively rushed over and put the chicken in my mouth.

"Hua La" applause mixed with cheers came to me like a flood. They were surprised that I caught the chicken at lightning speed. I walked around the cage like a soldier.

Those fools didn't see it, but I found it. That's a half-dead chicken! I am holding a chicken, and my mouth is full of chicken feathers. The smell of raw chicken and the strange smell of chicken blood make me want to vomit. I stayed there, not knowing what to do next.

Is this my fault? I wondered again: "I am a wolf?"