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Japanese genius Kitano Takeshi: Only this person makes me feel guilty all my life.

Asakusa, Tokyo, Japan 1972.

Young Kitano Takeshi just dropped out of college and vowed to make a complete break with his previous life.

He came to the most famous French seat in Asakusa with dreams and worshipped the comedian.

Kitano Takeshi, a rookie, can do nothing but work as an elevator worker, attracting crowds of people to watch the performance.

In his spare time, he would sneak into the theater and watch the master perform hard on the stage. Kitano Takeshi was fascinated by his profound comedy skills and improvisation.

After a long time, he was proficient enough to recite master's lines completely, but he still didn't have a chance to talk to master.

Finally, on one occasion, Kitano Takeshi got a chance to talk with Master on the recommendation of her aunt at the door.

The master asked, what can you do? Singing, dancing and acting?

Kitano Takeshi trembled and his eyes began to twitch because he was so nervous.

He seems to have no merit at all.

The master shrugged. You can't do anything. How can I get on stage? I can't accept you You go ahead.

Kitano Takeshi looked at Master's far-away back, wondering where he got the courage, and suddenly said, I'm not leaving! After watching so many short comedies, only Master has superb skills. Even the same paragraph, different people interpret it in completely different styles.

The master turned around and looked at the young man's awkward tenacity. He was a little touched. After a moment's silence, he said, idiot, you are a layman. Don't pretend that you understand. Come and help me press the elevator.

While waiting for the elevator, Master began to tap dance strangely.

Kitano Takeshi got the message. Master agreed to accept him as a disciple and began to teach skills.

Since then, Kitano Takeshi has started his own skills training.

In the elevator, before cleaning the toilet, ironing clothes and going to bed at night, Kitano Takeshi wore a pair of broken cloth shoes and kept practicing dance steps, as if he were tireless.

One night, when Master was out talking with a client, she accidentally caught a glimpse of Kitano Takeshi practicing tap dancing against the wall outside the door.

The child has made rapid progress. Maybe he can succeed.

Master didn't say anything, just pressed the brim of his hat very low.

One day, Master called Kitano Takeshi.

Master asked, Wu, you have been sleeping in the theater and have no place to live, right?

Kitano Takeshi bowed their heads and well.

Master went on to say that one of my neighbors just moved out from downstairs, but unfortunately paid the room fee for several months. Your son took advantage. Go and live.

Kitano Takeshi is as happy as a child. Thank you, master.

Master seized the opportunity and gave Kitano Takeshi comedy skills. Once, an actor was temporarily occupied, and Kitano Takeshi was temporarily called to the stage by Master. Unexpectedly, the first performance was a cross-talk of a female publicist.

Kitano Takeshi painted himself very ugly, and was caught by Master and severely reprimanded.

Kitano Takeshi had to take off her makeup quickly and started her first performance in a panic.

It was a terrible performance, even a little funny.

An audience was amused by the funny performance and began to applaud.

Master stopped directly on the stage and questioned the audience. You clap when he plays so badly, which will only hurt him.

The audience and Kitano Takeshi looked at each other.

Under the strict supervision and gaze of the master, Kitano Takeshi's playing style gradually matured.

Master is always unsmiling and likes to "bump into" his disciples on the road, and then pretend to be surprised and say, what a coincidence! Let's go to dinner together.

Kitano Takeshi said, master, you said "meet by chance" yesterday. How can you meet by chance every day?

The teacher niang upstairs looked at the two apprentices, a little helpless. My husband not only secretly pays the rent downstairs, but also invites his disciples to dinner every day.

The business of the theater is already a little stretched, and Master can only help his disciples with the money from Jenny's dancing.

At that time, TV programs began to rise, and a new generation of young people liked to be versatile (the comedy they performed was a bit like cross talk). Master's old-fashioned comedy sketches are only reserved for a few old audiences.

I deeply despise the generalist and feel sorry for the audience's ticket.

However, profound persistence cannot stop the general trend.

Seeing that Master's theater was on the verge of bankruptcy, Brother Kitano Takeshi offered to let Master work in his friend's factory.

Seeing that he didn't agree, he opened the theater for another two years.

He firmly believes that Wu Can has revitalized the theater.

Kitano Takeshi doesn't think so. Seeing that there were fewer and fewer people in the theater and his performance was not taken seriously, he made up his mind to say that he was versatile.

Deeply saw flew into a rage, and Kitano Takeshi had a big fight.

This mentoring relationship broke down.

Many years later, when he was down and out drinking in a bar, he saw Wu who claimed to be versatile on TV.

He said nothing, secretly sigh with emotion, this guy, really did it.

The people next to him knew that he didn't like gifted scholars, so he quickly said, change the channel. Ah Wu said that he was a genius on TV and his acting became worse. The most important thing for a comedian is skill.

Shen Jian, drunk, suddenly stood up, punched the speaker and said excitedly, You said they were incompetent. Whose apprentice do you think they are? Asshole!

The two men wrestled together.

On the other hand, Kitano Takeshi is becoming more and more famous.

He won the grand prize of the newcomer comedy competition, rushed back to Asakusa at the first time, and handed the prize to Shen Jian.

While talking deeply, I said, why should an apprentice give his master pocket money? It's a mess. I'm sincerely happy for the success of The Apprentice.

The host didn't refuse the bonus. He used it to buy more wine and cigarettes.

An unlit cigarette accidentally fell out of the ashtray and burned the whole theater.

Shen Jian was so drunk that he died in flames with his lifelong comedy dream.

At this far-reaching funeral, Kitano Takeshi overheard the truth that Master was unwilling to close the theater.

The elder brother told him that Master had been nagging and the theater was closed. Where is Wu? Ah Wu has no one to take care of him, and all his skills have not been fully taught to him.

Kitano Takeshi didn't say anything.

When no one was around, Wu made an impromptu joke in front of Master's coffin, gave you a little pocket money, and then cremated himself in a hurry, burning half his body, and the rest was cremated at half price. Master, you deserve it.

Master once told Ah Wu, how can you do it on stage if you don't play dumb or be funny?

Since you are a comedian, you should remember to be stupid and funny at any time.

Ah Wu thought that if he hadn't given money to Master himself, Master might have lived longer.

He couldn't bear it any longer and sobbed.

Master once said that as a comedian, you should always live in jokes.

Surprisingly, Kitano Takeshi later became an actor, director, painter, singer and writer, and turned himself into a myth.

In his twilight years, Kitano Takeshi wiped the tombstone in front of Master's grave, remembering the whale meat shop where he had stayed in his early years, and remembering the agreement that bubbles disappeared after a glass of sparkling wine.

In a trance, I seemed to hear Master shaking his shoulders and laughing. I knew it, Wu, you can do it.