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The fourth grade diary won't. The teacher asked me to write five diaries.
I waddled into the kitchen, opened the lid, and found that there was no leftovers in it, which woke me up from my sleep. I rushed to my parents' room, opened the door and called my "wild boar father" to buy breakfast with me. Dad quickly put on clothes and pants, then went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his dirty face, and then set off with me.
On the way, I thought: where can I buy breakfast? Crossing the bridge noodles? Shaxian snack? Xiao Yang fried-dumpling? As for Xiao Yang's fried-dumpling, I decided to buy it. I walked 15 minutes and finally arrived at my destination. I ordered two bowls of delicious fried bean curd beef vermicelli and two delicious double fried noodles at the ordering table. After buying, we picked up the food at the ordering table and prepared to go home.
On the way, my father gave me a task to protect food safety. I picked up the bag, and the soup of the fans poured to the left like a naughty boy. I tilted it to the right and it fell to the right. I tried to stop the soup from flowing out as much as possible. Solved the problem that the soup couldn't flow out, and I couldn't resist the temptation of fragrance again. On the way, my stomach growled as if in protest! I smell fried dumplings. It smells delicious. I think it must be delicious. I want to try one secretly. But this is a loving breakfast for my mother, and I want to share it with her.
When we finally got home, the three of us ate like crazy.
2.
After class, I played duck catching with some classmates. Playing and playing, I feel that there is always wind under my feet. I looked down, wow, the upper and sole were separated and smiled at me like a crocodile's mouth. I was afraid that my classmates would laugh at me, so I quickly went to my mother and asked her for help.
Mother is chatting with her colleagues on the playground. I hid behind my mother and gently tugged at her skirt. My mother turned around and saw me. She smiled and asked, "Shuang'er, what can I do for you?" I whispered, "Look, my shoes are all broken. How do I wear them? " Mom couldn't help laughing when she saw it. She smiled and said, "Haha, Shuang'er's feet finally came out." I protested in a low voice and said, "You really gloat when someone's shoes are broken. You have to buy me a new pair quickly. " Mom said shyly, "class is coming soon, how can I have time to buy it?" You'll make do. "I refused and kept clamoring for a new pair. A teacher nearby saw it and asked me, "Shuang'er, what's the matter?" Mother told the story again, and the teacher laughed. I ran away blushing.
When I got home at noon, I said to my father, "Dad, look, my shoes are broken." Buy me a new pair. " Dad said humorously, "Wow, Shuang'er still wears shoes like this. A little hard and dull. " I said discontentedly, "Then why don't you do it?" Dad said, "because you are a child, I am an adult." After that, dad sang the song "Shoes are Broken, Hat is Broken" ... "
3.
At noon, we are reading.
Wu Yang kept arguing, and Liu Mingtao on duty came to stop him, but he was noisy when he left. I volunteered to monitor Wu Yang.
"If you talk, I'll beat you flat." I used a low voice, trying to have a creepy feeling. I am at least one of the top five women in my class. What can I do without some dignity?
He sat up straight at once, but I knew Wu Yang couldn't be so obedient, but I had something to do that day and had to finish it first. But when I write, I will look at Wu Yang out of the corner of my eye. "Bang" I dropped my pen cover, so I quickly bent down to pick it up. At the same time, I also watched Wu Yang, and he also took this opportunity to play.
I'll give him a duel at once. Hey, he covered his head and said, "It hurts!" "I told him not to talk and read. Then, I dropped my pen on purpose, bent down and caught it red-handed.
Maybe Wu can't stand it. Can't he hide if he wants to offend me? He stood next to me because I was the last one at that time, and Wu deliberately put me out of reach for the sake of Qiu Jianghong.
I think if I teach him another lesson, I'm sure he will make trouble again. Qiu Jianghong is the mastermind. He talked to Wu Yang.
I went to Wu Yang's seat, took the book, sat on it slowly and read a book. "This will do, and I can't speak." Wu Yang surrendered to me and sat in my seat. Without Jiang Hong, he can't even talk.
4.
They can be seen near the school, in front of the house and on the roadside ... they have tall and straight bodies, which can block the wind and sand and the sun. They are poplars.
Spring has come and poplars have put on new clothes. They have tender leaves, and those leaves are so bright green, just like being oiled, which makes people look very comfortable. The bird's nest at the height of poplar gradually hid in the dense green leaves. During the day, birds will fly down to feed; Tired, I fell on the tightrope to rest, adding vitality and vigor to the beautiful spring.
In May, poplars are in full bloom and white velvet tidbits are flying all over the sky, which can be seen everywhere on campus, in classrooms and on the road, for fear that people will not know its existence. At this time, even if every household closes the doors and windows tightly, it can't stop Yang Xu's footsteps. He can always get in through tiny cracks. Catkin hurts in the eyes, itches in the face, and gets into the nostrils and mouth.
Careful students found that Yang Xu was less in the morning than at noon. Does Yang Xu like sleeping in, too? Zhang Yiyuan, who likes to observe, tells everyone that in the morning, small dewdrops will come into contact with catkins. At noon, the little dew disappeared, and the catkins "woke up" and ran around.
So are these unlovable guys harmful to people? I searched the Internet and found that poplar tidbits carry bacteria and viruses in the air, which can cause many respiratory diseases and skin allergies.
Although poplars are easy to survive and grow fast, they are also good at making wood. However, its tidbits affect people's lives, making people afraid to open their eyes, speak or even breathe. I hope everyone will cut down poplars and plant other trees to make our life better.
5.
Today, I have no English books, so I can't do my homework, so I go to buy English books by bike.
There is a puddle on the path in front of me. How cool it is to float on the water at this time! With this in mind, I rushed to the puddle as fast as I could. As a result, water splashed all over my pants. I was unlucky for eight generations!
I'm moving on. Halfway through, I turned my head to see if there was a car behind me. Suddenly, a tricycle came in front of me. I didn't look ahead and almost ran into it. Fortunately, at the moment of turning my head, I escaped this robbery, otherwise I would be stupid. I will be there.
At the destination, I was about to brake, the speed was too fast, I came to an emergency stop and almost flew out. If I fly out, I will be like Superman. However, superman flies so well that I will eventually become a "dog eats shit."
I got off the bus and asked my boss, "Do you have any English books?" The boss's answer disappointed me: "No, it's just sold out." It's like I was struck by lightning five times. I waited for a while. I worked so hard to come to the stationery store that I didn't even fart. God bless! I have to buy it somewhere else, but don't be so unlucky again, not to mention not having a notebook.
It's so difficult to buy a notebook. I got wet by the water, almost fell down ... nothing, and the journey was not smooth. I'm going crazy!
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