Short English jokes with translation

Short English jokes with translation I:

Walking to the cloth counter of a department store, the beautiful girl said, "I want to buy this cloth to make a new dress." How much does it cost? " "Only one kiss per yard", replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's good," said the girl. "I want ten yards." With a full face of expectation and expectation, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it, and then took it out jokingly (deliberately annoying). The girl grabbed the parcel, pointed to the old man standing next to her and said with a smile, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

A beautiful girl went to the cloth counter in the department store and said, "I want to buy this cloth to make a new skirt." how much is it? One kiss per yard. ? Said the salesman with a smirk on his face? Very good,? The girl said,? I'd like a size ten. ? With an expectant expression, the salesman quickly measured the cloth, wrapped it and sent it over with a sly smile. The girl quickly put away the parcel and smiled and pointed to an old man standing beside her. Grandpa pays my bill. ?

English jokes with translation 2:

When a student couldn't work out a math problem in class, he expressed his apologies to the teacher. "I remember solving this problem in my dream last night, but now I forget it. What does this mean? " "This means that you are smarter in your dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.

A student didn't make the teacher's teaching questions in class. He felt very sorry and explained to the teacher: I remember solving this problem correctly in my dream last night, but I can't remember it at the moment. What does this mean? Does this mean that you are smarter when you are dreaming than when you are awake? . The teacher explained.

Short English jokes with translation III:

There is a story circulating on campus that a student once sent a telegram to his parents, which read: "Mom-failed (failed in all courses). Expelled from school. Ready Pop. " Two days later, he received a reply: "Dad is ready. Be mentally prepared. "

There is a story circulating on campus: a student once sent a telegram to his parents, which read:? Mom, I failed all my lessons and was expelled from school. Get dad ready. ? Two days later, he received a reply:? Dad is ready. Get ready! ?

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