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Top 10 disgusting jokes (don’t read them while eating or drinking, and don’t read them if you have mysophobia):

Some people like the dish "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" very much. One time, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" he asked disappointedly. "Sir, it's really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table." The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's meal was almost finished, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" was still full. The man felt that the gentleman was wasting delicious food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed to the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" and asked politely: "Sir, do you want more of this?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down.

After a while, half of his stomach was full, and suddenly he found a very small mouse with full fur lying on the bottom of the casserole. Feeling sick, the man vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was turning his stomach, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like that just now..."

Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (Part 2) )

"Begging"

On this day, the hotel owner was inspecting the lobby. A beggar came up and said, "Boss, can you give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent him away. After a while, another beggar came, also asking for toothpicks. The boss thought to himself: Why does this beggar want toothpicks instead of rice? He was also sent away, and not long after, another beggar came. The boss said to him: "Are you here to ask for toothpicks too?" The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late. The two beggars in front had already eaten everything I could eat, and now only the soup is left. . Can you give me a straw?"amp; nbsp;

Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (No. 3)

"Vomiting"

Boss, boss The second one was on a plane, and the second one got airsick and kept vomiting. One bag was full, so the boss had to go get it. When he came back, he found that everyone on the plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said: "I saw that this bag was also full of vomit, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited."

Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes ( Part 4)

"Saving Food"

When I was a child, I was dishonest in eating. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: Sixty years of hard work, no food, so I dug it out. I never throw away my boogers.

Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (No. 5)

"Shopping"

A man saw a big sale in a store , and walked in. "What are you buying?" "I want to buy dog ??food." "We have regulations, you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a regulation?" "This is what discounted goods are like." The man spent a long time with the salesperson. , the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. There was no other way, so the man had no choice but to go home and bring the dog with him, and then he bought dog food.

A few days later, the man went to the store again to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have regulations. You must prove that you have a cat." It was the same salesperson. The man spent another long time with her, but in the end he had to go home and bring the cat over to buy cat food.

A few days later, the man came to the store carrying a large cardboard box with a hole dug in it and found the salesperson. "What are you buying?" "You'll know when you put your hand in." The salesperson put his hand in: "What is it? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper.

The eldest brother and the second child went to the theater to watch a play. They saw the two arguing about the development of the plot and made a bet.

The eldest brother pointed to a row of spittoons in front and said: "The loser has to take a sip." Something over there. "Unfortunately, the eldest brother lost, so he frowned and took a sip. The two then bet on the following plot. This time, the second eldest son lost. The second eldest son picked up a spittoon and took fifteen gulps in a row.

The boss was shocked and looked down in admiration. He said to the second child, "You are so amazing. You can actually drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second child shook his head. The phlegm is so thick that I can’t stop biting it!”

Ranking of the world’s most disgusting jokes (No. 7)

“Chocolate”

Someone brought a friend with him! to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started eating peanuts on the coffee table and finished them all. As they left, his friend said to Grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Uh-huh! Alas! Since I lost all my teeth, I just sucked the chocolate out of them. Old Oh, cough...

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A rich man is looking for a maid. The question was about going to the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands. The rich man sent them away. Only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man found that he went to the toilet without washing his hands. When he came out, the rich man asked him why. The servant replied: "I brought toilet paper today..."

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"Pig's Blood" The Story of Pig Blood Cake"

There was a young man who really liked eating pig blood cake. Once when he was shopping, he found an old lady selling pig blood cake on the street, so he bought one. After eating it, he felt the same as before. The pig blood cakes he ordered were not the same, so he went back and asked the old lady to buy another one, but the old lady said they were sold out. The young man asked why there were so few, and the old lady replied: Do you only come here once a month? There used to be a lot of them, but now that I'm old, there are even fewer!!!!!!!

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"The Story of Hot Fans"

There is a stall that sells hot noodles. Because it tastes good, it always has a steady flow of customers. One night, a customer came to buy hot noodles. While waiting, the man suddenly felt uncomfortable in his throat. After coughing for a few times, he spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm. At this moment, the boss opened the lid of the pot of bone soup and was about to ladle out the soup. The two people just looked at each other and spit out the phlegm. He didn't say anything. Then a man who looked like a farmer came to buy hot noodles. When he saw the thick phlegm floating in the bone soup, he said to the boss, "Boss, we usually don't have enough oil and water. Please put the soup in it." Can you give me the slick? Thank you! The boss didn't say anything, but quickly scooped the thick phlegm into his hot powder. ~