The first big joke of the new year

(1) Once, my classmate told me that you squatted down and punched a medicinal material. I said: ginseng? He: No, I stood up and asked, what is that? He said, get up, dog.

At the airport, many parents send their children to study abroad. Those dads impulsively said to their children: Don't come back if you don't mix well! As long as there is a father present, tell your son: If your father is having a bad life, don't come back.

(3) On the same day, two women in our company finally had a fight like men, because a female colleague gave them three imported whitening masks!