Ask Ma Ji crosstalk children to praise him.

Ma Ji: First of all, congratulations on a happy holiday!

Zhao Yan: Yes! Alas ... what festival is it today?

Ma Ji: Isn't today Women's Day?

Zhao Yan: Today is not Women's Day.

Ma Ji: How many days before Women's Day?

Zhao Yan: Still ... I said, why do you keep mentioning "Women's Day"?

Ma Ji: Oh, you don't know, I'm looking forward to Women's Day.

Zhao Yan: Hi! "Women's Day" is a woman's business. Are you kidding me?

Ma Ji: You can't say that. That woman's business is a man's business.

Zhao Yan: Why?

Ma Ji: Yang Kaihui and Xiang Jingyu, many revolutionary martyrs, shed their heads and shed their blood. For what?

Zhao Yan: For the liberation of China.

Ma Ji: Does it include you?

Zhao Yan: Including it.

Ma Ji: Now thousands of women in Qian Qian are engaged in the "four modernizations". Why?

Zhao Yan: Life can be better for everyone.

Ma Ji: Does it include you?

Zhao Yan: Including it.

Ma Ji: Can you live without these women?

Zhao Yan: Me. .......

Ma Ji: Stop it. You have grown so big, you can't walk a step without a woman!

Zhao Yan: Really?

Ma Ji: You don't believe it?

Zhao Yan: Don't believe it!

Ma Ji: Look, the midwife gave birth to you the day you were born, didn't she?

Zhao Yan: Well, yes.

Ma Ji: Today is the full moon. You're out of the hospital. The female nurse is carrying you out of the hospital.

Zhao Yan: Yes.

Ma Ji: You were heartless the day you left the hospital.

Zhao Yan: Huh?

Ma Ji: You don't even say "thank you".

Zhao Yan: Hi! I can talk then. I ... . .

Ma Ji: I came back from the hospital. Nanny takes care of you. Your mother worked hard for your healthy growth day and night!

Zhao Yan: Yes!

Ma Ji: You are old. The nurse will take care of you when you enter the kindergarten. A little older, entering primary school, it is difficult to train female teachers.

You; Women workers do everything for you, women farmers plow and thresh for you, seamstresses make clothes for you and hairdressers do it for you.

Haircut. Don't say that. When you grow up, you are looking for someone and you are looking for a woman!

Zhao Yan: Wow. . . . How fresh!

Ma Ji: So, a lot of facts prove that women are better than men!

Zhao Yan: You can't say that. I think men are still the mainstream of society!

Ma Ji: You are male chauvinism. Women are the middle of society!

Zhao Yan: You big feminist! Men are better than women!

Ma Ji: Women are more capable than men!

Zhao Yan: Well ... I said, why do you always speak for women?

Ma Ji: Alas! I just want to behave well and join the Women's Federation as soon as possible.

Zhao Yan: Hi! Ha ha! I think you're hopeless in your life. I said that men are better than women, but that's valid.

Ma Ji: According to what?

Zhao Yan: You see, from our Chinese characters in China, we can find circumstantial evidence that men are better than women!

Ma Ji: That word?

Zhao Yan: The word "male"

Ma Ji: The word "South", which word is South?

Zhao Yan: the "man" of men and women.

Ma Ji: Oh ... just add the word "Li" to the word "Tian". What do you mean?

Zhao Yan: That's easy to say. The main labor force in the field depends on us "men", hehe! The word "male"

Ma Ji: Hee hee, that's how it is explained.

Zhao Yan: Look. .....

Ma Ji: Let me ask you, how do you explain the word "woman"?

Zhao Yan: That's easy to explain. Add the word "broom" to the word "female", cook and look after the children, sweep the floor and sweep the kang.

Ma Ji: You said it was the old society, where men and women were unequal. Now in the new society, the characters are reformed and simplified characters are used.

Zhao Yan: I know, the word "snow" is added to the word "female". Sweep the floor, sweep the kang and sweep the snow outside.

Go ... hey hey!

Ma Ji: That's the explanation?

Zhao Yan: Then how do you explain it?

Ma Ji: That's easy to explain. The word "female" plus the word "mountain" written backwards.

Zhao Yan: What do you mean?

Ma Ji: That's easy to say. Women are powerful. They knocked down a mountain!

Zhao Yan: Wow.