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What does it feel like to faint?
I experienced it for real when I fainted. It was not like what was shown in the TV series. I remember the day I fainted, I was making breakfast and my husband was more than one meter away from me. There, I was talking to him. I was squatting and picking vegetables. I told my husband that I hadn’t had a good rest in the past few days. My blood pressure was low and my head was still a little dizzy. As I was talking, I stood up against the wall and said to my husband. I felt dizzy again, and I didn’t know anything after that. When I regained consciousness, my body ached, my face also hurt, and there were tears on my face. My husband said he was frightened, and he said that when I was talking to him, he suddenly In the blink of an eye, he saw me lying on the ground, still twitching. He ran over and picked me up, calling my name all the time. It took me less than 2 minutes to slowly regain consciousness. At that time, half of my chin appeared on my face, and there were bruises in many places on my body. In a word, you won’t know anything after you faint!
If I tell all netizens this way, you will understand how it feels. The girl you have been dating for several years is inseparable every day, and suddenly one day she says she wants to break up with you. The reason is that she suddenly found that you two are not suitable. Then he said there was a more suitable one, and then...yes! You can’t stop hearing this, this is what it feels like to be in a coma
I remember when I was a child, due to my bad habit of being picky about food, I was picky about my diet. I would eat two more bites of something I liked, and only one bite of something I didn’t like. I don’t eat either, which leads to poor nutrition and low blood pressure. For example, if you squat on the ground for a long time and suddenly stand up, your eyes will gradually become covered with a layer of "black mist", blocking the light from the outside world, and at the same time, some "little stars" will appear in your eyes. There will be some numbness in the body, and the whole body will sink like a noodle, followed by lying on the ground with black eyes. When I woke up after a while, I had no idea why I was lying on the ground just now.
I remember one time, when my friends and I were having fun, suddenly everything went dark. Before I knew what was going on, I fell unconscious on the ground. When I woke up, I found myself lying on the ground. My friends kept asking me, "Why did you fall asleep and why were your legs kicking randomly?" I also said in shock, "I don't know." . Because I was young, I didn’t know what was going on. Now I understand.
The process of fainting was a bit uncomfortable, and it was quite scary to think about it when I fainted and didn’t know anything. < /p>
I didn’t seem to feel anything. I fell to the ground as soon as my eyes went dark and I didn’t know anything. I once had an experience. I was working and didn’t have time to go to the pharmacy, so I asked my younger brother after work to help me buy it. Medicine for headache caused by cervical vertebra. Half an hour after meal, I took the medicine according to the instructions on the medicine box. It took about 40 minutes, but I felt nauseous and dizzy. Within ten minutes, I fell asleep on the floor without knowing anything. When my colleague came out, he screamed several times before he woke up. When he woke up, he got up and sat there for a while. The colleague who worked with me asked the boss’s wife why he fainted, and I said it was probably because he had taken the medicine he bought. I didn’t dare to take the medicine and threw it away. I was scared to think about it.
When I was in military training in college, I was full of curiosity and excitement about school on the first day of school. , but finally came the legendary military training
At the beginning of the military training, I could bear it and felt nothing, but the weather was too hot. I wore thick camouflage uniforms and stood in a military posture in the sun. I remember that I was still standing in the military posture that day, and I fainted for some reason. I really didn’t feel anything. I didn’t know that I had fainted until I woke up. The next time I spent the rest of the military training at the medical office with infusions. . Haha, it’s a blessing in disguise!
I have never experienced fainting, but I have experienced surgery under general anesthesia. I don’t know if it feels the same.
I looked at the doctor before the surgery. After injecting the anesthetic into the infusion tube, I gradually fell asleep without any consciousness. Later, I woke up when I heard someone shouting. I opened my eyes and realized that several hours had passed and the operation had been completed. Have you ever experienced dizziness? Do you feel the same when you faint?
Haha, I have experienced fainting twice.
The first time I fainted was when I was watching TV at home. I sat there and watched several episodes of Journey to the West. Then I suddenly stood up and ran out. Just stand there and pee.
(In my hometown in the countryside, every family has a place for dumping garbage. Our place is called a dung pile! It is a place where we can accumulate it and spread it as fertilizer in the fall.) I feel like I am standing there peeing, and there is nothing in front of me. Don’t know anymore! When I woke up, I found myself lying on a pile of dung. Then my mother took me to the hospital. The doctor said that squatting for a long time caused insufficient blood supply to the brain after I jerked up.
The second time I felt dizzy was in pain, in 2014. I suddenly got acute urethritis, but I didn't know it at the time. I was scared, so I went to a men's hospital. After that, the doctor gave me a concentration test. Insert your finger from the anus and press down! What he didn't know was that he was pressing on my hemorrhoids. After finishing the work, I felt dizzy and colorful. My mind is buzzing! I fainted just as soon as my eyes went dark!
I also had the experience of fainting. It was in the afternoon of 2018. I was walking on the road and squatted down. I felt uncomfortable in my stomach and the pain was so painful that I broke into a cold sweat. At that time, someone asked me When I asked if I felt uncomfortable and if I needed to call 120, I suddenly felt my eyes go dark. I had difficulty breathing and fainted. When I woke up, I was lying in the hospital. My mother was scared. I asked the doctor what was wrong with me, and the doctor said I had acute gastroenteritis! Fortunately, I was rushed to the hospital in time. Ever since that experience, I have been feeling scared. I hope you all take good care of your health and don’t let your family worry!
This is how I felt when I pretended to faint! Ahhhh, I fainted! In order to have a more realistic effect, I slightly exposed my eyes and squeezed out a few words through my teeth like a gossamer. I really fainted! Whether you like to stick out your tongue or not depends on whether you look better or ugly after fainting! A stupid roe deer like me who has five horses and a spear, rolls his eyes, sticks out his tongue, etc., I will give it a try! whee ! Answer: If you really fainted, you probably wouldn’t feel anything at all!
After I gave birth to my child, I fainted once because I was too weak.
At that time, I saw that my husband and mother-in-law were very busy with me and the baby, so I wanted to help out and make some milk powder for the baby. Unexpectedly, as soon as I got off the bed, my eyes went dark and I didn't know anything. When I regained consciousness, I was lying on the bed. I felt a severe pain in my head, as if someone had hit my head with a hammer. My husband told me that I fainted, hit my head on the edge of the bed (the hospital had an iron bed), and got a big lump. I feel so embarrassed [cover face]
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