A few jokes! !

+1 joke! One day, Xiao Ming fell asleep in math class! The math teacher found out and walked up to him angrily. Then he woke Xiao Ming up and asked Xiao Ming what "1+ 1" was. Xiaoming timidly said "I don't know". The teacher said angrily, "Go home and ask your parents and tell me!" " "Xiao Ming stomped back and saw his mother watching TV at this time. He asked her, 1+ 1 what is it? Mom said: the president of the United States! Then Xiao Ming remembered that 1+ 1 equals the president of the United States! Xiao Ming ran to ask his father again. Dad is playing cards at this time. He asked his father, 1+ 1 what is it? Dad said: it's burnt! Then Xiao Ming remembered that 1+ 1 equals paste! Xiao Ming ran to ask his brother again. His brother was taking a bath, so he asked his brother, 1+ 1 what is it? My brother said, that's cool! Then Xiao Ming remembered 1+ 1 how cool! Finally, Xiao Ming went to ask his sister in love. He asked her, 1+ 1 what is it? Sister said: Dear, goodbye! Then Xiao Ming will know that 1+ 1 equals dear, bye! The next day, Xiaoming went to school. In math class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, 1+ 1 what is it? Xiao Ming said: the president of the United States. The teacher said: Who said that? Xiaoming said that what he said was burnt, and the teacher slapped Xiaoming. Xiao Ming said, that's cool! The teacher turned green with anger and said loudly to Xiaoming, Get out of here. Xiaoming said proudly, Goodbye, dear! !