Composition of funny stories for children

Telling jokes with children can not only cultivate their sense of humor, but also exercise their language expression skills and cultivate self-confidence. For anyone, the punchline of a joke is based on the listener's cognitive scope. Below I have brought you funny stories for children for everyone to read.

The fox dragged a chick out of the shed and prepared to eat it under a date tree. The magpie saw it on the jujube tree and asked: "What is the crime for harming life in broad daylight?" Things that endanger public order. These things swim in the pond all summer long. They made the water in the pond dirty, and we don't have clean water to drink."

The magpie said: "Even if it was a mistake to ruin the pond, the ones swimming in it are ducks. "How do you catch a chicken? When did the chicken ruin the pond?"

"How about catching a chicken?" The fox argued: "The chicken is more dangerous. Every day before dawn, it howls loudly. The cock crows and makes everyone uneasy. Shouldn't the chicken be punished more?"

The magpie said: "If the cock's crow disturbs your peace, it is the rooster who is crowing and you are catching it. "The hen."

"The hen is even worse!" said the fox. "He has laid many eggs and hatched many chicks." Don't you see, he leads a large group of chicks. , clucking in the fields and ruining so many crops!"

"How interesting," said the magpie. "Mr. Fox maintains social order and cares about the crops in the fields!" But you caught it! The hen is too young and hasn’t laid eggs yet!”

“Nonsense!” the fox said angrily, “He won’t lay eggs now.” But sooner or later, he will lay eggs and hatch chicks. I can promise that. Is it interesting and boring, you don't have to tap on the tree, chirk, and see if you say it in front of me! "

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