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The child you can’t think about?

A 33-year-old mother suffered an acute cerebral infarction while helping her child with homework. I thought it was just a joke, but I found out it was a bloody fact.

Someone once joked that the teacher’s red correction marks on the test paper were all dyed red by parents with blood. Is it an exaggeration? It's not an exaggeration at all.

Homework can be said to be a nightmare for people born in the 80s and 90s. Because our group happens to be on the eve of lightening our academic burden, the night before dawn is always the darkest. I still remember that every time after school, I would write down today’s homework on a small piece of paper. Since there were so many types of homework, I was afraid that I would miss one class.

And our generation was basically in a free-range state at that time. Anyway, my parents never helped me with my homework when I was a child. On the contrary, every time I finished my homework, I had to help my parents with some housework. . (Think about how strong I am to live until now)

The teacher told us two sentences at that time, which I believed deeply, and they were also my strong beliefs throughout my student years. One sentence is: When you get to college, you can have fun; the other sentence is: When you grow up, you don't have to do homework. These two beliefs supported me until I was 18 years old. The first sentence was the first to be shattered. When I got to college, I realized that it was impossible to have fun, even during the past few years of college. So I relied on the second sentence to sustain me until I finished college. Until now, children come home from school with their schoolbags on their backs.

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I never thought that I would have an extremely tragic experience in my life. I thought I was an ordinary person. Live an ordinary life, live, grow old, get sick and die like ordinary people. But the reality is always beyond imagination. When I started to help my children with their homework, I finally had a sense of ups and downs.

Every time I help with homework, I will recite the mantra silently in my heart: It is my biological child, it is my biological child, it is my biological child. I learned this mantra from a class group of parents. At that time, someone asked for help in the group, saying that they were helping their children with homework and had prepared pesticides, but they could only drink it for one person. They said they should drink it themselves or give it to their children. At that time, someone immediately stood up and said that he had been there before, and then taught everyone this spell. Not to mention, whenever the Hulk in my heart is about to burst out, I recite this mantra silently in my heart, and it really works.

There is always a small group of parents who cannot adjust themselves well. Just like the parents in the picture above, they are already looking for future in-laws for their daughters. They have no requirements, and they can even pay for their daughter. As long as the child can be picked up immediately and helped with homework.

You may think what I said is a bit exaggerated. Why don’t you just help me with homework? That’s it. Okay, I won’t argue, let’s speak with facts. Look at how those naughty children who can make their parents vomit blood in a minute do their homework.

The following is an assignment written by a child with his rich imagination. Although it seems like a joke to us as bystanders, think about the feelings of those parents who are on the verge of collapse.

What kind of family is Confucius the biggest in our country? -Old man.

What can’t you eat for breakfast? -Lunch and dinner

What is smaller than a thin one? -The Son of Bacteria

What is the cleanest way to wipe the floor? - Li Li

Despite this, parents are adults who have been baptized by hardships and still have the most basic sense.

You gave birth to your child by yourself, so you can’t just leave it to Lao Wang next door.

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