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Town past (1)
There are many families in the town according to their surnames, and the most influential ones are Mei, Niu, Lu, Xiong and Zhong.
The sky is high and the emperor is far away in the town. No one speaks any laws. Everyone believes that whoever has a hard fist is the king's law. Several big names are always fighting each other and want to have the right to speak in the town.
A few years ago, the Mei family in Nishimura seized the opportunity, made a few windfalls, and turned into the richest man in the town by relying on their fists hard enough and being a rogue, surrounded by a group of younger brothers, and made the town restless all day.
The West Village where Mei's family lives has become the center of the town, representing fashion and trends, and is regarded as a paradise by the whole town. Young people in the east village yearn for the life in the west village. It is said that the moon seen in the west village is rounder and brighter than that in the east village.
It's not entirely because the Mei family has a hollow reputation today. The Mei family has superior people. They only focus on the second place in their town, and whoever goes there will fuck.
A few years ago, the Mei family and another hard-stubble bear family in the town each brought a younger brother to compete with each other. In the end, it was the Mei family with deep pockets that broke up the Xiong family. The Xiong family was not only forced to split up, but also fell into food and clothing from the middle class and never recovered.
Now, the Mei family has set their sights on the Zhong family in the East Village.
The Zhong family has a glorious history. It is said that it was the first family in the town many years ago. It was only later that the family was unfortunate, and several chiefs were embarrassed and helpful. The family members were provoked by infighting, and the external troubles and internal friction gradually declined, even to the point of eating subsistence allowances. Fortunately, the Zhong family has a profound background and a long history of blessings. Several heads of families elected at critical times are far-sighted and unite everyone. There are many people named Zhong, and he can bear hardships. As long as he can earn money, other people in the town don't care about what they don't want to do. Although I have been cheated and suffered losses in recent years, I have paid a lot of tuition fees, but I have always earned more and lost less, and my life has gradually improved. In recent years, I have a faint taste of competing with the Mei family.
Of course, the Mei family doesn't want to give up the throne of the town boss. In recent years, Mei Jia has used his influence to pull a bunch of friends and relatives, and has not dug a hole for Zhong Jia. The Zhong family is also tolerant enough to hide from the open gun, but hide from the hidden arrow, unplug it and pretend as if nothing has happened, break the teeth and swallow it in the stomach, and never conflict with the Mei family.
After all, the era of shouting and fighting has long passed. Apart from frequent quarrels, Mei Zhong's family is passable on the surface, but they are secretly fighting with each other, and the surface of the calm water is surging.
finally, the chance for the Mei family has come.
something happened to the Zhong family this winter. First, a younger generation of the Zhong family somehow contracted the plague. A few days later, the whole Zhong family was infected with a large area. Of course, the Mei family will not miss such a good opportunity, unite with other families, and be extremely cynical about the Zhong family, threatening to isolate the Zhong family, and calling on everyone to transfer the work given to the Zhong family to others.
Fortunately, the Zhong family had the courage to break their wrists, and decided to let everyone stop all their work and physically isolate themselves at home. This method is simple and rude, but it is effective. It's just that the Zhong family is United in the end, taking human life seriously, and firmly believing that there is no need to worry about firewood. The whole family just gritted their teeth and persisted, but the economic losses were great. After months of tossing, the Zhong family finally survived the robbery.
Zhong's family is all right, but the plague has spread in the town, and people who were still waiting to see Zhong's jokes were dumbfounded. It was only at the last moment that they found out that they had been accustomed to a pampered life for so many years, and they usually relied on their own money, plus their fists were hard enough, and they didn't harvest for many years. Not only did they have no surplus grain at home, but their production tools were rusty and could not be used. There was nothing they could do in the face of the plague, but they had to leave their lives to their fate.
here comes the chance for the Zhong family to rise again.
Other families in the town, led by the Mei family, have always regarded the Zhong family as an alien, and of course, they will not allow the originally docile white rabbit to turn into a wolf and grab meat from them. So, the Mei family let out a warning that since the plague came from the Zhong family, the Zhong family must give an account to the whole town. Otherwise, not only will the Mei family not pay back the money owed to the Zhong family, but it will also call on the whole town to stop giving all the work to the Zhong family in the future, so that the Zhong family can never earn a penny again.
In the face of great changes that have never happened in a hundred years, what to do is to test the wisdom of the decision makers in Zhong family.
In recent years, the Zhong family kept a low profile, which made people in the town have the illusion that the Zhong family is really a harmless little white rabbit, and forgot the history of the Zhong family fighting other big families alone, beating up the third brother and smashing the neighbor named Hou. In order to rise again, the Zhong family did give up a lot, but the critical moment was never empty.
The Zhong family has a foreign branch. Many years ago, there was a contradiction due to separation, and they have never been in contact with each other since then. Once the relatives have hatred, they are often more identified than strangers. In recent years, this Zhong family has been following the Mei family, and they have been making trouble for the Zhong family. Moreover, because of their understanding, they are particularly sure and malicious. So, on a dark night in a month, the outer branch was wiped out by the Zhong family overnight.
A few days later, Hou's family was once again given a leg discount by Zhong's family because of the homestead problem.
the town is calm again.
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