What are the classic funny lines of the Golden Robbery?

1, what do you mean? Brother, this is not good for you ... Brother, I don't know what to do with you! 2. Dad, grab the land (dialect). 3, turtle scorpion 4, salute! Bow! If you don't know anything, I'll heat you in the microwave. "5. At first, God created heaven and earth, and the earth was empty and chaotic. 6, you owe a brick bat, you are 7, 100 meters 12 seconds 5, absolutely fast 8, whose land is this? 9. Throw eggs at stones, throw eggs at stones. Why do you have so many eggs? 10, those are liars. Eight out of ten are 1 1 and two are not! What I met was not 12. Isn't that throwing eggs at stones? 13, throwing eggs at the stone again. Why do you have so many eggs? 14, whether it is the Qing Dynasty or Manchukuo, life is more expensive than money! 15, I understand at the moment of the shot. From the Qing Dynasty to Manchukuo, it was not uncommon to eat and drink, and it was not uncommon to be afraid of death. Some things are more expensive than life! 16, are you digging? Does not support * *? 17, I don't believe this now. 18, it's my business to take it off or not. Whether you smell it or not is your business. 19, I am a street runner. You are a national salvation party, not a party. If the opportunity is before you, you must show it. 24 benny road. My brother often kills people (from Changsha). I'm from Taiyuan. 25. Only when I was slapped by a brick. 26. I really want to slap you with a brick. 27. You can go to heaven without an egg dragging you. Woman: What's the matter? Man: It was robbed! Woman: Robbery? M: Isn't it obvious? The robbed man has only a pair of flower underpants left. ) 29. The most important thing is to cooperate with 30. M: I took a fancy to you at first sight. Woman: You hit me when you have a crush on me. Man: What old man doesn't beat his wife or you? Do you know who I am?