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Text "Uncovering Tiles" Degang Guo Zhang Wenshun

Guo: Thank you. Come to such people.

Zhang: There are quite a few people.

Guo: I feel gratified for Mr. Zhang.

Zhang: Why are you glad for me?

Guo: These people are coming for you.

Zhang: It's for all of us!

Guo: hmm! Mainly depends on you!

Zhang: Why are you looking at me?

Guo: I haven't been here for a while! He has recovered well recently.

Zhang: The recovery is ok.

Guo: I'm in good health, both in color and spirit.

Zhang: This paragraph has made great progress.

Guo: Really? This is our blessing! Isn't it? I haven't been here for a long time. I'm exercising recently.

Zhang: Yes, I have to practice.

Guo: Take a walk in the morning. That day, I heard that I took three apprentices and an adopted son to climb the mountain.

Zhang: The three of them have to support me.

Guo: Zhang Dewu, Xu Deliang, what's that called, Gao Feng? His adopted son's name is Gao Feng, and you guys have climbed the mountain. Those guys, like thieves, how fast! Chengcheng climbed up, and the old man got up last.

Zhang: Well, the age is here.

Guo: but the first one came down.

Zhang: Yo, what's that about?

Guo: I didn't stand firm!

Zhang: Did you fall?

Guo: So, you should pay attention to safety when you get old.

Zhang: I can't climb the mountain any more.

Guo: I would like you to come here all the time. Even if you don't say it, sit backstage and talk to everyone. Okay.

Zhang: I miss the audience, too.

Guo: Why are you all here? We're happy. We're happy to listen to cross talk. It's a good thing to fight this.

Zhang: Right.

Guo: Really? Don't frown all the time, and neither do you.

Zhang: What should I do?

Guo: I'm happy when I'm finished, even if I'm a little tired.

Zhang: Happy is also a day.

Guo: as soon as I get home, wow! Great event.

Zhang: Are there any happy events?

Guo: My wife gave birth to a big fat boy. Seven or eight pounds!

Zhang: don't, wait a minute, you won't be able to give birth to seven or two! I don't have that much strength

Guo: find a doctor! The wish is good. Don't learn from me, everyone here counts, don't learn from me.

Zhang: What's the matter with you?

Guo: Alas ...

Zhang: What's his temper? What's wrong with you?

Guo: it's not a taste in my heart.

Zhang: A little sad?

Guo: oh, everyone is happy. why are you not happy to come to my place?

Zhang: Then you have to get over it yourself.

Guo: Everyone at home and outside is sad all day.

Zhang: What happened?

Guo: children are not sensible either. Although I am young, I still have two sons. There is nothing serious to do all day. Where's the eldest son? He gets into trouble outside every day.

Zhang: Look.

Guo: It's Xing Wenzhao's birthday. He's gone to make things difficult for others. (Xu Deliang Xing Wenzhao has just made his birthday)

(Xu Deliang takes a sledgehammer with a figure)

Guo: You didn't take any medicine, did you? This one. It's okay. Go ahead.

(under Xu Deliang's belt)

Guo: I don't know whose wicked apprentice this is.

Zhang: Did my apprentice recruit you?

Guo: He was booing at the mention of this. My second son ...

Zhang: Your second son.

Guo: The second son is also angry. I say you buy a pack of cigarettes, and go out with the poor who sell cigarettes, and get on your knees. You said that my heart was full of bad taste.

Zhang: that's not your second son. (at Xing Wenzhao) Hit him!

(Xing Wenzhao holds a machete)

Guo: Go ahead, go ahead. It's okay. I didn't say you. We're talking about Xu Deliang here.

(Xu Deliang)

Guo: Are you finished?

(for two)

Guo: You said this thing ...

Zhang: It's a bit much.

Guo: Xu Deliang, Gao Feng, are these all good people?

Zhang: Did we provoke you?

Guo: no, I feel bad! Not the taste.

Zhang: You said yours.

Guo: You said that everyone was driving and went home to live in a villa. How could they be so miserable here?

Zhang: You are not miserable.

Guo: I'm over 3, and I haven't even been a president.

Zhang: If you think so, you are miserable.

Guo: ah, when will it be my turn? I still rent a house.

Zhang: You can look forward to it. When you become president, you will be rich.

Guo: Oh, the baked wheat cake is also a cloud character? A while ago, I rented a room, a painting, and four rooms. I live here, one across the hall, two left and right. The landlord is an old lady, and living here is chaotic.

Zhang: it's a complex.

Guo: it's a complex! Living in this house across the hall is not a good person.

Zhang: Why?

Guo: A woman, totally beautiful, goes to work at night and comes back in the morning. Do miss's. I hate this!

Zhang: Stay away from such people.

Guo: What are you doing? You're not eating. It's clean and white. Why are you falling into the dust?

Zhang: That's right.

Guo: I went to the landlord's old lady. I said you were going to have bad luck. Did you know that you invited her to stay with you? She's from do miss, and now she's suffering from bird flu ... < P > Zhang: You're confused about this. That chicken, not this chicken.

Guo: oh! You said if you don't ask the old gentleman, can you understand this? Don't keep anything from others.

Zhang: This is scientific knowledge.

Guo: I don't like this. I hate this. When I told the old lady, the old lady was frightened. She went to the room and said, "Move, move, move." She was blown away.

Zhang: that's right.

Guo: I'm happy now. Serve you right! Who told you to ask me for money! I don't like this!

Zhang: (wiping Guo's mouth) Disinfect. This bird flu has infected him. Didn't I tell you to stay away from live chickens?

Guo: I hate famine. The left and right families are not good people either.

Zhang: What do the left and right families do?

Guo: Here is the blacksmith and here is the carpenter.

Zhang: These are all technicians.

Guo: What a technician! Who still uses chimneys after all these years? He gets some iron sheets at home all day, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle

Zhang: This is a song about Xihe Drum.

Guo: There is a carpenter living here, who crunches and crunches some materials in the house all day long. It bothers me! I can't stand holding this Jin Ping Mei!

Zhang: if you can't read it, don't read it.

Guo: I went to see the old lady.

Zhang: What should I tell people this time?

Guo: old lady, you are going to have bad luck again. These two, arms dealers!

Zhang: What?

Guo: A blacksmith and a carpenter are secretly making grenades. The blacksmith does it, and the carpenter gives it to him!

Zhang: You're not hurting!

Guo: after that, I went out. When I come back, the two of them are packing in the yard. Make me happy: Hey, what's going on? Why go to you two? ~ ~ (backwards) Go, move, stop! ~~

Zhang: this man is bad, look at him!

Guo: Look, we haven't had enough. Why should we leave after all this fuss? ~ ~ (backwards) Hi! I don't know which bastard made the mistake! ~~

Zhang: Yes!

Guo: don't curse the street if you have something to say. ~ ~ (backwards) Move, go! ~ ~ ~ Look at the fuss, shall I find you a car? ~ ~ ~ (backwards) Don't bother! ~~

Zhang: What?

Guo: ~ ~ (backwards) I moved to his house and he moved to mine. ~~

Zhang: The next crop is bothering you.

Guo: I'll move as soon as I see. There are no good people in this hospital! There is a saying in the dragon robe, once a traitor! Like me, ah, I'm a well-rounded person. Can I live with them?

Zhang: What about you?

Guo: move! Outside Xuanwu Gate, Tanzi Hutong.

Zhang: I found a room.

Guo: hey, great! Small courtyard is very pattern, single house, only one thousand yuan a month.

Zhang: Oh, that's not expensive!

Guo: Is it possible to find such a house in Beijing these days?

Zhang: No, no!

Guo: It's the same for nothing!

Zhang: Yes!

Guo: The landlord's surname is Menye, the third master of Menye.

Zhang: Braised Third Master in Tanzi Hutong.

Guo: You can figure out this hutong. I'm happy to live here. Well, I have my own house and I don't associate with anyone. So something happened!

Zhang: What happened here?

Guo: When I got up that morning, there used to be a fish seller in the alley. Let's buy fish here, and fight over there. Here comes Master Braised.

Zhang: Here comes the landlord.

Guo: With a crutch. Man! Why go to your place? We have to say hello.

Zhang: Yes, say hello.

Guo: where are you going, old man? ~ ~ No.7 Hospital, it's time to collect the house money! ~~

Zhang: Oh, the hospital will collect the room money.

Guo: come on, I'll sit here for a while! ~ ~ no, let's talk about it on the first! ~ ~ No.1 ...

Zhang: What does this mean?

Guo: number one is my room money.

Zhang: oh, people won't come until the day.

Guo: What's the matter these days, sir? It's nothing. Won't you go in and sit down after this? Drink a glass of water, there is light on my face!

Zhang: You should say this.

Guo: Come on! My wife and I mixed with the old man and came to the head of the room. Make tea and sit here. I say you sit for a while and I'll be back in ten minutes! Turn around and go out to do something

Zhang: What are you going to do?

Guo: There is a local building materials store across the road from Hutongkou. This manager, Ah, is surnamed Wen and nicknamed Laonian, who is from Shanxi.

Zhang: Boss Wen.

Guo: He opened a small coal mine in Datong, Shanxi earlier. Fortunately, something happened.

Zhang: Lucky? Shit, something's come up.

Guo: something has come up. More than 1 workers came here to open such a shop. We are good friends and business partners.

Zhang: oh, you are ok with him.

Guo: Push the door and come in: old, old! ~ ~ (backwards) Mr. Guo, there you are. What's up? ~ ~ well, you give me the two thousand dollars and get me two thousand.

Zhang: Oh?

Guo: ~ ~ (backwards) Take two thousand dollars ~ ~ Give me the money to count. ~ ~ (backwards) Oh, I will send it to you yesterday. You are so busy. Two thousand dollars ... ~ ~

Zhang: When will this two thousand dollars count?

Guo: piece by piece. Get a big bag back, give it to my daughter-in-law, and get the whole thing! Take out the whole, 1 yuan: here you are, man.

Zhang: why is this?

Guo: what's the difference between those three days and two days? It's getting colder and colder, so it's a family to leave less.

Zhang: Did you give the room money in advance?

Guo: We can't control others. If we talk about ours, you're welcome. Tuck it in your pocket. I said don't go, it's past eleven, eat this! Usually I don't have time, but today I can't father met! Have two drinks! Stew rice, be soft, don't you have croaker at home? Cook two croaker, get tofu, stir-fry two vegetarian dishes, and cut the ham into a plate. Don't drink white wine. Burn some yellow wine, cut some shredded ginger and order some plum. Guys, let's talk!

Zhang: Degang Guo, you are a good friend.

Guo: how about it?

Zhang: Make friends like you.

Guo: there is no such estimate as looking for me all over the world.

Zhang: less.

Guo: it's set, and the father and I are sitting opposite each other, eating and drinking. I've finished eating. The old man put down his chopsticks. Degang, I have to go. There are still a few families I have to go to. If it's late, they will go to work. Come on, I'll mix him, put him on this side, my daughter-in-law will put him on that side, the children will run and jump in front, and three people will send the old man out like an emperor.

Zhang: What a friend!

Guo: it's okay if you don't send it! Sent to the yard, he looked back and looked up.

Zhang: What's the matter?

Guo: Look at that again. His eyebrows are standing up. Guo, move! Grandson! You are so inhuman!

Zhang: Wait a minute, what's the matter?

Guo: Mr. Zhang, I am a respectable person.

Zhang: Yes.

Guo: This sentence really impressed me. I couldn't breathe for a long time when I was crammed. You heard it as soon as I called in ...

Zhang: I heard it.

Guo: what have I done to him?

Zhang: yellow croaker rice.

Guo: I'm in a hurry to pay for the room. Yellow rice wine, sitting here eating and drinking, is polite, is there a sentence for him?

Zhang: Not a word!

Guo: Do you think I have to ask him if I'm a prostitute or if I'm gambling? What have I done to hide something? You really blew me away at half past one. I didn't say anything!

Zhang: He has to say it!

Guo: otherwise, I can't get down with this tone in my heart!

Zhang: That's right! Ask!

Guo: My brain is pounding! Third master, we can't be funny! What have I done to you? Am I a prostitute or a gambler?

Zhang: Yes, let him talk!

Guo: The old man said: What? Gambling with prostitutes? I don't care if I shoot you! Let me ask you one question!

Zhang: What?

Guo: where are all the tiles in my room?

Zhang: please wait a moment.

Guo: I'm so angry ...

Zhang: Don't be angry. Where's the tile in his room?

Guo: Oh, I'm so angry ... I see Venus in front of me.

Zhang: Are you still angry? Where's the tile in his room?

Guo: why do you say this?

Zhang: You won't do it unless you talk about it!

Guo: Yes, let me ask you something. Do you use condoms in your house? You won't get a nail to nail all the tiles?

Zhang: You are being unreasonable! You live there. You have to maintain that room!

Guo: what did I do to the old man? Eat and drink, and I'll give him room money!

Zhang: If you live in someone else's house, you should pay for it.

Guo: where did I get the room money?

Zhang: isn't it a building materials store?

Guo: that's right! Didn't I ask that surname for it?

Zhang: don't you have business?

Guo: nonsense! If you don't give it to him, what's the business?

Zhang: hi! I understand, you took off his tile and sold it!

Guo: I am so angry ...

Zhang: Don't be angry! The old man is angry. Don't be angry.

Guo: He stood in the yard and scolded me! I am an honest man ...

Zhang: Are you honest?

Guo: I have never said dirty words since I was a child! My hands are shaking, my hands are numb! I don't even know if I can feel this arm. I'll swing it and give him a mouth!

Zhang: hit the old man?

Guo: I'm still unconscious. Bang! Bang! I'm tired ...

Zhang: You beat more than 7 old men like this? You are wicked!

Guo: how can I slap him? Let me try my hand! I broke my neck collar, and boom!

Zhang: How about it?

Guo: Laotouguan