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What did you go through when you took the sleeper?

I often travel by train because of my work and life. When I first joined the work, there were three girls on the sleeper on Jingning Road, and they were very happy and strong all the way. Nima was speechless when she asked about the sports university. I went to the dining car for dinner and ordered a bottle of beer. These three people came before I finished drinking ... I guess they were tired after sitting all day. One of them asked for a bottle of beer. Anyway, it's boring. I bought another bundle on the platform and talked over it. Those two went back to their bunks after eating, and we were still drinking. I forgot to ask for some in the dining car in the back. Anyway, I was already on the shop when I felt particularly thirsty. Nima's wine woke up immediately, and her glasses and wallet were on her mobile phone. Who gave me a quilt on a hot day ... I turned my face and looked at the face of the woman opposite me and went to sleep in my direction. I was too scared to drink water and continued to pretend to sleep. It's embarrassing after midnight. I'm always embarrassed to get up in the morning ...? I don't have the courage to ask myself whether to walk back. Then just a few days before the Spring Festival this year. Go back to Xinjiang to see your parents during the Spring Festival. Children's Hospital has 4 soft sleepers, 1 young couple, 1 sister. I had to sit for 33 hours. The chubby boy and girl in Hami is one year younger than the girl. The girl didn't talk much along the way and was in a bad mood. The boy cares about his daughter-in-law very much. The next day, the train entered Xinjiang. Early in the morning, we. I just quit smoking for half a month and am not used to drinking. I drink from 9 am to 2 pm, and the dining cart I drink looks at us while I sell snacks. The young man went to the toilet for a while, and then no one came back for a long time. When I got back to the berth, I saw that the elder sister was still the original one, but there were two more beautiful women in my lower berth ... I asked "Sister and them" and Hami got off the bus. You drank so much and threw up on these two girls all over the floor? People go to Hami, oh ... go back and continue drinking. During Spring Festival travel rush, the train was equipped with cadres. The cadres in our car wear different uniforms, just like the stewardesses of China International Airlines. That's called beauty (drinking too much), which means unsmiling and talking in a typical cadre mode. The conductor is afraid of her. We sat at the same table, and no one spoke, so I couldn't drink any more. She looked at me and I felt speechless. Stop drinking. Are you awake? Not bad! Take the money out of your outside pocket ... when you get off the bus, I said you smile more beautifully! Sister said that getting off the bus is clean, the children go to kindergarten and are poor. ..........