What stories does Su Shi have?

1. Accurately scold corrupt officials

When Su Dongpo was an official in Hangzhou, Zhejiang Province, he once traveled incognito and went to a birthday party at a relative's house. None of the guests present knew that he was Su Dongpo, a great writer. In the banquet room, someone suggested, "Let's have a wine order to entertain. What do you think?"

At that time, Yang Gui, the magistrate, and Wang Bi, the county magistrate, were also present, both of whom were corrupt officials. Wang Bi said, "I'll come first, and a friend will be the same color as frost and snow for two months. I don't know which month it will frost, and I don't know which month it will snow. "

Another official went on to chant: "A mountain with two characters, coal and charcoal of the same color; I don't know which mountain produces coal, I don't know which mountain produces charcoal. " Yang Gui also shook his head and said, "One LV word has two mouths, and the same color is tea and wine.

I don't know where to drink tea and where to drink. " At this time, Su Dongpo chanted: "One word and two ones. Turtles and turtles of the same color; I don't know which one is a turtle, and I don't know which one is a turtle. "

As soon as Su Dongpo finished reading, Wang Bi woke up: Well, "turtle" and "expensive", "turtle" and "pen" are homonyms. Isn't this an insult to Yang Gui and my Wang Bi? He immediately pointed to Su Dongpo and shouted, "fanatic, how dare you curse!"

su Dongpo said, "if you want to swear, I think what you just sang is swearing. Frost and snow can't hide the sun, coal has to burn to ashes, and tea and wine have to turn into urine. They are all things that will soon die out. Isn't that a curse?

The turtle is a symbol of longevity, and my order is a birthday celebration. " Wang Bi was speechless. Yang Gui then saw that the guest had a good reason. After asking about Su Dongpo's identity, they secretly complained.

2. Examiner gave a question

When Su Dongpo was demoted to Huangzhou to be an assistant of Yong Lian, he gave lectures in the local area and trained many famous students. The imperial court sent an examiner, named patrol to give lectures, to check the movement. When the examiner arrived, he wanted to suppress Dongpo's reputation.

One morning, he said to Dongpo, "Su Xueshi is famous all over the world, and Gao Zu must be full of articles. I want to see something. Please ask some people to come for an interview." Su Dongpo immediately picked ten students to see the examiner.

The examiner pointed to the pagoda outside and made the first couplet: the pagoda was sharp and pointed, with seven floors in all directions. As a result, the students couldn't tell each other, and they were ashamed and bowed their heads and waved their hands. The examiner said in a mocking tone, "Su Xueshi, this is ..." < P > Su Dongpo said unhurriedly, "They have come out, and the bottom line of the pair is: jade hand shakes, fingers are three long and two short." The examiner was speechless and had to laugh at himself and say, "Su Xueshi really deserves his reputation. I admire him!"

3. Little sister Lian Qi

Su Shi, who has not met her friends for a long time, invited Huang Tingjian to visit her home. When her little sister saw her brother go out to meet her personally, she made a joke, saying: Brother invites bimonthly outside. "bimonthly" is combined into the word "friend" Su Shi knew that Xiaomei was joking with herself.

I immediately said, "Little sister catches half the wind at the window. "Half" is right for "double" and "wind" is right for "moon". Interestingly, the traditional Chinese word for "wind" means that half wind is "lice", which means that little sister catches lice at the window. Little sister turned away in anger.

4. Famous capital

With Ouyang Xiu's repeated praise, Su Shi became famous for a while. Every time he has a new book, it will spread all over the capital immediately. When the father and son became famous in the capital and were about to show their talents, the bad news of Su Shi's mother's death suddenly came.

the two brothers went home with their father to attend the funeral. Jia You returned to Beijing after the mourning period expired in October of the fourth year, and in the sixth year of Jia You (in 161), Su Shi took the examination of the Chinese secondary school, which is usually called "three-year Beijing inspection". Entering the third class, it is "the first in a hundred years", and Dali is awarded the judge of Fengxiang House.

Four years later, he went to the court to hear the drums. In the second year of Zhiping, Su Xun died of illness, and Su Shi and Su Zhe brothers helped the coffin to return to their hometown and kept filial piety for three years. Three years later, Su Shi returned to the DPRK, and Wang Anshi's political reform, which shook the ruling and opposition parties, began. Many teachers and friends of Su Shi.

Including Ouyang Xiu, the teacher who appreciated him at the beginning. He was forced to leave Beijing because of his opposition to the new law and his disagreement with the new prime minister Wang Anshi. The old rain in the ruling and opposition parties faded, and what Su Shi saw in his eyes was no longer the "peaceful world" he saw when he was twenty years old.

5. lambaste the monk

One day, Su Dongpo visited a temple, and he was disgusted to hear that the monk in charge of the temple had misbehaved. However, the host was respectful to the famous Su Dongpo, and he repeatedly asked Su Dongpo for words. Su Dongpo holds a pen in his hand.

a book of diseases: the fragrance is lingering at sunset, so get rid of the mundane; The fire is cold, come and tie the Italian horse firmly. Be in heaven, the abbot, hung couplets on high places. Many people laughed when they saw them. It turned out that this pair of couplets had two puzzles, and the answer was: bald donkey.