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I'm sure you've heard this slogan:

Coffee is more fun, and Thursday becomes a weekend.

Seven years ago, this variety show was born.

Some people say it's vulgar, spoof and sabotage.

But it does not prevent it from spreading all over the country and becoming a generation's memory of youth.

Even after it stopped broadcasting, everyone still remembers it, and every year people look forward to its return.

Now I can finally say that my source of happiness is back!

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This is the most indecent program.

Weekends are not broadcast in prime time, and there is no top stream.

But it has been broadcast for five seasons, and it has been popular for five seasons.

Variety coffee programs were introduced from Spain and adapted locally.

After imitating performances by different stars in different periods and competing at different levels, the champion "King of Variety Models" was finally selected.

At that time, Zhang Wei, Shen Ling, Qu Ying, Jia Ling and Bai Kainan formed the "Amazing Five", which was in the limelight for a while.

Because the audience was too enthusiastic, the original seasonal broadcast program was changed to weekly broadcast, a proper national variety show.

The reason why the big coffee show looks good is one word: dare.

From the host to the guests, everyone liberates nature, which is to dare to play.

To say the most suitable program for Nana, it must be Variety Coffee Show.

She is a showgirl every time she comes out.

From the snake essence in gourd doll to Mona Lisa.

Even Bao Zheng and Song Wu, who are played in cross-dressing, are lifelike.

Even more awesome, it has to be the Five Heroes.

Zhang Wei squinted at Cai Qin and sang "Like Your Gentleness".

Point a eyebrow mole and imitate Yi Zhongtian in Lecture Room with an accent.

Jia Ling can wear a headscarf to imitate Po.

With a braid, Liu Huan can sing "Start Again".

Zhang Wei's and Bai Kainan's New Year pictures are a big nightmare of childhood.

Shen Ling and Zhang Wei sang Meet 98 together, but Na Ying could kick him out.

From foreign stars to two-dimensional anime characters, there are only things you can't think of, and there is nothing they dare not imitate.

At that time, there was no false dermabrasion effect, no idol burden, only the best intentions.

In addition to daring to fight, all kinds of sensitive topics are discussed directly on the stage, which is daring to say.

Fan Bingbing and Li Bingbing are well known.

In those days, Sun Jian and Huhu directly moved this section of red carpet to the table, stifling their nervousness.

Everyone is silent about the performance of the Spring Festival Gala, and they can also be blunt and sarcastic.

There are too many famous scenes in the program. Now, it is definitely a hot search level with the word "explosive".

Now that the new version of the big coffee show is replayed, can it return to the peak?

Uncle, who couldn't wait, watched the premiere on Friday.

Familiar scenes, familiar opening music.

When He Jiong read the classic advertisement, it was really touching.

Although it's a pity that Nana can't attend the recording of the program because of pregnancy.

But as the soul of "Big Coffee Show", the "Five Heroes" all returned.

This relationship must be full.

The big coffee show must be a bridge, and the spoof "I am a singer" is staged again.

Huang Zulin deserves to be called "the king of ever-changing stars" and still plays steadily this season.

He imitates Hua Chenyu like a mold.

From every little gesture on the body to the method of singing.

Together with the box, people think that this is just the seat difference when Hua Chenyu performs.

Most importantly, I took the prophet's book.

The adapted lyrics are about the scene where dad takes care of the children at home.

It can be said that it is quite close to the current news. ...

Jia Ling turned into a stone elder sister, put on the same sequined suit and painted European and American makeup.

The invincible version of the general bilingual version came, and lip-synching caused public outrage.

Temperament is quite like Watanabe, Japan.

One of the famous scenes, "Lecture Room" also returned strongly, and Lao Fen wanted to cry.

You can only drink one glass of wine a day.

I hope everyone will remember the "sea of people" of his face.

Zhang Wei and Bai Kainan also gagged on the stage, all kinds of nonsense homophones.

When familiar scenes reappear one by one, I feel a little emotional:

After the replay, the variety coffee program seems to be less funny than before.

Seven years have passed, and the entertainment circle has already taken on a new look.

There are more and more men's and women's group programs in10/series, and variety shows are occupied by the draft.

In addition to the changes in the entertainment ecology, the discourse space has become narrower and narrower.

All lyrics, hair dyes, tattoos and earrings that have been reconciled on the screen need mosaics.

These influences can be seen everywhere in the new big coffee show.

The replay of the big coffee show is like being caught, timid and difficult to play freely.

The first performance of the opening ceremony, imitating Kun.

Yang Di and Wei Liu imitated the classic clips in Idol Trainee and drew the exclusive makeup of the men's team.

Neither like nor funny.

In addition to rubbing the heat of a wave of top flow, it has lost its original feeling.

That year's big coffee show, in order to draw a special makeup, I sat for hours.

Even the makeup artist was reported to be so tired that he peed blood … ..

The guests learn the details of the imitated object over and over again, from vocal music to limbs.

In the new version of the big coffee show, there is really not much feeling.

Even the most classic bridge before, the original and the imitator were mounted together, which was quite cool.

In order to imitate Zhou Xiaoou, Jia Ling turned the bald model upside down and painted all her skin black.

Sun Jian imitates Aunt Xue and has a charming smile.

Finally, there will be explosive visual effects and jokes when singing the original song.

The new version of Daxun Wei's imitation of Wang Leehom's words is more like making a pose and attending the announcement that he will cover a song at will.

The most regrettable thing is the news that "boys cross-string girls" were banned earlier.

Judging from the preview of the first and second issues, it is indeed true.

For the audience, those highlights will never be seen again.

The cross-dressing performance of the big coffee show has never been disappointing.

The most magical partner must be Sun Jian and Tribal Tiger.

Sun Jian brought two pear whirlpools and put on a dragon robe. Fan Bingbing can scream when he comes.

Charming green snake and white snake.

Competitors Zhen Xuan and the Queen.

These fragments of that year always make people sigh, and it turns out that beauty is really gender-neutral.

And Shen Ling, who imitated Lu Yu perfectly.

Draw Faye Wong's classic "sunburn makeup", which captures the essence of eye-catching.

In the new big coffee show, Shen, Shen and Shen performed a new version of Meteor Garden.

Make-up can show your intentions, but you can't laugh at your lines.

The "freeze moment" forcibly set by the program group makes it even more unnecessary for the guests to suddenly freeze during the performance.

There is a feeling of boredom. I laughed halfway through a joke and let it out abruptly.

In order to enliven the atmosphere, almost all the staff set up funny people in the hard recess.

In the classic "Lecture Room" session, Bobby Cage's homophonic stalk sounds ok at first glance.

As a result, everyone on and off the stage finally squeezed into the cage, which only made people feel very confused.

The "apology room" set at the end of the program makes people want to say:

Don't play if you can't afford it.

On the contrary, surprisingly, despite the image, I opened my new person, Nalisa.

Imitating Wang Feng's hoarse singing with tactical leaning back can really make people laugh.

Perhaps the program group's heart of "seeking change" has been fixed from the beginning.

At the press conference, it was clearly proposed to cultivate a new generation of "five outstanding figures".

Pull down a long list, and the screen is full of traffic.

It can be seen that in the first phase of the return of big coffee, I worked very hard to circle a wave of old fans.

The whole program is full of deep feelings.

You can't always play emotional cards. If the audience finds it boring, they will change the channel.

Finally, use love beans to invite a lot of traffic.

Except for the comments of fans, I can't find back the fun of that year.

If the program loses its original core, the dog's tail will only smash its own signboard.

I hope the next few issues will bring new surprises.

Don't let this classic memories of youth program go to waste.