What's so funny?

A brother chases his girlfriend, and every morning he has a pack of heart-shaped biscuits and a bottle of milk. Perseverance, finally got what I wanted.

One morning, he went to see his girlfriend with a heart-shaped biscuit. His girlfriend asked, "Where did you buy this biscuit? I went to many supermarkets, but I just couldn't buy this shape. "

He proudly said, "Of course I can't find it. I chewed it up. ...

Universal toy

Several little boys scraped together a dozen dollars to buy toys, but they didn't know what to buy. One of the suggestions: "Go and buy sanitary napkins!" "

People don't understand, why? The boy said, "TV says that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball and skate happily."

Valentine's day

Today, on Valentine's Day, a girl who has a crush on me for a long time called me: "Come to my house, no one!" " "I ran away with excitement! ! ! ! ! ! ! Knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that

No one really ...

Xin di Renjie

Li Yuanfang: Your Honor, a headless man's body was found in the backyard. Di Renjie: As far as I know, this man is dead! Li Yuanfang: Adults know this before they arrive at the scene.

People are dead, my Lord. What a god!

Beautiful woman

Anonymous dreamed of crossing for a long time to become a peerless beauty, but one day she finally crossed and found herself lying on an ancient woman, staring at herself in the mirror. What a beautiful girl, she cut her eyes with autumn water.

Just as I was itching, I suddenly saw a big man sticking his head out of the stairs and frowning and shouting, "Sister-in-law, come down, Song Wu has something to say!"

ask for leave

"Do you believe in life after death?" The teacher asked a student.

"Yes, sir." The students answered.

"In this case, things are right," the teacher continued. "Yesterday you asked for leave to attend your grandmother's funeral. After you left, your grandmother came here to see you. "

equation?of?time;?time?difference

In high school, during a math exam, everyone was immersed in writing. A classmate suddenly wanted to fart, but because it was too quiet around, he wanted to cough to cover his fart. Unexpectedly, the cough was over, and a fart came late, and the whole class burst into laughter. The math teacher smiled and adjusted her glasses and said two words: "Time difference."

Unforgettable memory

I remember when I was in junior high school, once the math teacher taught us the definition of section. After explaining it twice, I still saw a few puzzled expressions in the class and said, "Chop your fingers with a knife. The bleeding place is the cross section! "

This sentence makes everyone in the class have an unforgettable memory of the cross section.

Leaders go first.

The leader was inspecting the school when the fire broke out. The leader couldn't stop shouting: "Students don't move! Let the leaders go first! " The obedient students stood in the wind, and the leader immediately escaped from the gate. Just then, the fire truck arrived in time, and several faucets generously sprayed to put out the fire. The headmaster counted the number of students and found that there were not a few, but the leader was gone.

The fire chief said, "I was driving too hard, as if I hit something at the school gate."

The subordinates are sad and happy: "Leadership, take care!"

service

A foreigner came to Taiwan Province Province on business, and the boss of a company in Taiwan Province Province invited him to play golf. The day after playing golf, the foreigner met the boss of the company. ......

The boss asked, "How was the dance?"

The foreigner replied, "The stadium here is great, and playing ball is a pleasure ... but I don't know why, the caddy always scolds me before the kick-off."

Of course the boss was angry, so he called the caddy. ...

The caddy said innocently, "I just set the ball up and shouted to him' (Fuck you). "