Couples joke, brain teasers have answers.

"Brainstorming" is one of many interesting intellectual games. The following is a couple joke I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Couple joke:

Couples joke, brain teasers have answers.

"Brainstorming" is one of many interesting intellectual games. The following is a couple joke I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Couple joke: brain teaser

1. A female prisoner was taken to the police station and kept alone in a high-security cell. The next morning, there was one more person in the cell, and no outsiders could enter! Why is this? A: This is a pregnant female prisoner who gave birth to a baby boy.

Lao Wang is over half a year old. Why does he always like to revolve around women? Answer: Lao Wang sells cosmetics.

3. Why is sea water salty? Answer: The fish shed too many tears.

4. What will men and women become? Answer: Two people.

5. Why do two handsome guys fight for a woman who looks like a dinosaur? Answer: The loser should marry her.

6. A black, thick and hard stick feels warm in the hole. When it is pulled out, the guest will have to pay for it. An industry answer: baking sugar cane.

7. What is dry before you put it in and wet when you take it out, which gives people warm satisfaction? Answer: Teabag.

8. For men, it is certainly a great blessing to be able to marry a virtuous wife; What if you marry a bad wife? Answer: You can be a philosopher.

9. One thing is short for orientals and long for westerners. After marriage, women can give this thing to men, but monks have it but not. Answer: Name?

10. What things in the world are not priced? Answer: family.

1 1. What can I do with one hand? It feels good. Answer: cut your nails.

12. after something is broken, no matter how sophisticated the instrument is, it can't find the crack? Answer: feelings.

13. What is the cleanest ball in the world? Answer: sanitary ball

14. Why do sows climb trees? Answer: men can rely on it. As the saying goes, men can rely on it, and sows can climb trees.

15. What is a flower inserted in cow dung? Answer: morning glory

Couples joke brain teaser 2

1. What is the cleanest ball in the world? Answer: sanitary ball

Xiao Wang rented a house in the city. The lease says that if he accidentally causes a fire and burns the house down, he must pay 3 million yuan. Xiao Wang not only didn't object, but even took the initiative to fill in an extra zero. Why? Answer: I can't afford it anyway.

Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? Answer: eat bananas! Think wrong.

4. Why do sows climb trees? Answer: men can rely on it. As the saying goes, men can rely on it, and sows can climb trees.

5. What is a flower inserted in cow dung? Answer: morning glory

6. Gu Gu suffered heavy losses from thieves, but when the police informed him to solve the case, Gu Gu sent him to solatium to see the thief. Why? Answer: He wants to ask the secret of how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife.

7. Xiaoming writes to his girlfriend every day and sends seven letters every day, but his girlfriend Jenny only receives one letter every day. Why? Answer: He has seven girlfriends.

8. You have a round, white and soft thing in your hand. What do men eat at night? Answer: white steamed bread

9. Xiao Wang has five sweets. After eating two bites, Dalin and his girlfriend saw it. Dalin said, "Good things should be shared with old friends." What should Xiao Wang do? Answer: Say "thank you" to Dalin, and then take Dalin's girlfriend away.

10. A couple who quarrel every day, why did they only quarrel in June of 5438+00 15 days? Answer: They got married in June+10/October, 65438+May.

1 1. Is my heart typing? Answer: Enlightenment.

12. Taxi business is not good. Hit a Korean star. Answer: Che Taixian.

13. What kind of water do men like best in the eyes of beautiful women? Answer: eye contact

14. Men are men. Why did I put wo in front of it and it became a woman? Answer: Please imagine.

15. Jane can't do any housework, and she has a bad temper. Why are her parents urging her to get married? A: Its purpose is to blame others.