Wonderful party connotation jokes

The Essential Connotation of Wonderful Party

My boyfriend is a football player. One day I asked him: What do you do on the court? He replied:? I am a striker when I pursue you, a center when I deal with you, a defender when I take the bait, and a goalkeeper when you want to quarrel with me. ? Is it funny? The following is the essence of the wonderful party I prepared. Let's laugh together!

The essence of a wonderful party (1) 1. Young Song is going to propose to his girlfriend. In order to create a romantic atmosphere, he tied a diamond ring worth 50 thousand yuan on the balloon, ready to let the balloon fly to his girlfriend with the diamond ring.

Unexpectedly, the balloon flew directly out of the gate, and the farther it flew, Song organized personnel to track the balloon and call the police, but it finally disappeared?

2. The laboratory often stinks. One day, I was doing an experiment, and suddenly a stench came to my face. I was very angry and shouted:? Who used hydrogen sulfide?

A nearby Younger blushed and whispered? Dude, I just put a p?

3, driving in rainy days, braked at a red light, and the road slip did not stop the rear-end collision, so dial 1 10 quickly.

The police arrived soon, skidded and caught up with the car.

When Pol.ice got off the bus, he said: Deal with yours first! ?

4. Going to a restaurant with a buddy, the buddy shamelessly compared the middle finger of his right hand and said to the waitress. Give me a toothpick. ?

Who knows the waitress is not to be outdone? Give me two minutes. ?

The essential connotation of a wonderful party (2) 1, playing games in internet cafes on weekends.

The phone rang suddenly, and then I heard my buddy's earnest words. People in their twenties only know how to play online games all day. No wonder they can't find a girlfriend. Can you make a difference?

I'm confused: do you have any questions?

? I have a lot of complaints. I am short of one of these three! ?

2. I pretended to be very sad that day and asked my buddy: Are you my best friend?

He:? What happened? Why do you ask?

Me:? Tell me if you are. ?

He:? Sure, what's wrong with you?

Me:? But my father said that dogs are man's best friends. ?

3. I had dinner with a buddy today and forgot to say anything.

I told him in the middle, you are too cheating, boy, that buddy is about to change his face!

He answered me seriously:? When did I lie to you?

4. I went shopping with some buddies and saw a lot of people gathered on the road. I don't know what I'm looking at.

A buddy said curiously:? There must be something wrong. Go and have a look. ?

Talking, I was dragged by him to watch the fun.

I thought, what will happen? It's nothing more than a traffic accident or a quarrel.

As a result, when I went to see it, there was nothing. After a while, many children poured out of the alley in front. These people around you hurry up and hold the baby.

He lamented:? I thought it was something. It turned out that the kindergarten picked up the children from school. ?

The essential connotation of a wonderful party (3) 1. On the bus, a couple quarreled and the man wanted to fight.

I only heard the woman shouting, will you try to move?

The man suddenly stood up and pointed to the woman and shouted, I tell you, it's a man who will fix it!

Everyone thinks that this man is trying to prove that he is a man!

At this time, the man suddenly said: the woman who doesn't repair is a pure man!

2. girlfriend:? I want to travel! ?

Boyfriend:? Where are you going?

Girlfriend: Gardens in Hangzhou, West Lake in Suzhou, Bund in Beijing and Forbidden City in Shanghai! ?

Boyfriend: I'd better pick a star for you! ?

Yesterday, a MM said my face was big.

I said:? You have a big face. Compare it. ?

She asked:? How come?

I said:? Soak your face in the basin and see who overflows more. ?

She said:? No, you can drink. ?

4. Go downstairs and meet the old MM in the building.

Finding her more and more beautiful, I went downstairs and she went upstairs.

As she approached, she smiled at me and said, are you off work? .

I am happy to answer:? Well, it's off duty. ?

Take a closer look at her talking on the phone with headphones on, and ignore me and continue to say to her mobile phone: Then go and pick up the children. ?

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