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My Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms Composition

In daily study, work or life, everyone often comes into contact with compositions. Compositions can be divided into primary school compositions, middle school compositions, and college compositions (essays). What kind of compositions have you seen? Below is my composition about the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon that I compiled for you. You are welcome to read it. I hope you will like it. My Eighteen Palms for Subduing the Dragon Part 1

Pressure, pressure, there is too much pressure around us. I have some clever tips to solve it. Do you want to know? Then I will tell you one by one.

Sometimes parents force us to learn this or that, and impose their wishes on us. Parents’ wishes of “hoping for their children to become successful” and “for their daughters to become phoenixes” are good, and we as children also understand. But we want a happy, carefree childhood. This does not mean that we don’t want to learn. We just hope that our parents will respect our choices and give us a free space. For example: Our parents want us to study Mathematical Olympiad, English, piano... They arrange our spare time fully. We carry big schoolbags all day long and go to school with heavy steps. After school, we have to make up for this and that. So tired! Dad, Mom, please respect us, okay?

Now you can use one of my tricks: persuasion. Mom and dad, learning is important, but a person’s life should be colorful. I know you have good intentions, but I want to learn some reading materials other than textbooks. Let us start from our own interests and hobbies, and parents Encouragement and support are the main focus. We must not only study, but also exercise well, learn how to be a good person, and get in touch with society, because people must not only study well, but also have the ability to adapt to society and survive of the fittest, right, Mom and Dad? I don't want to be a nerd, respect me, Mom and Dad!

My parents work very hard and it is not easy to make money. I hope that we will no longer have to endure hardship in the future. Studying hard is our way out. They impose on us their unfinished wishes when they were young and live frugally. We are sent to institutions of higher learning to receive education, but mom and dad, our young minds are also under tremendous pressure, like a big mountain. Can we be happy?

Scores are what we are afraid of after every exam. You will scold us or even beat us because of low scores. In fact, scores are not a standard, they are just a test in our study. The second trick: Scores are not a standard. Human life is the most important and precious. If you don’t cherish life, what are you fighting for?

In the future, I will use my Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms more often to defeat them one by one and win. Mom and Dad, take over! I use my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms to tell the world...I am the best! My Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms Composition Part 2

My clone technique, I have to divide myself into several parts, one part can do this, one part can do that, this is the clone technique.

I have to go to English class every week on Tuesdays and Saturdays. Especially on Tuesdays, I have to do my homework after school at 4:30 and then go to English class. After I come back, I will continue to write what the teacher left. I have to go to bed very late to do my homework. It would be great if I had the ability to do my homework at home and in English class.

In life, I have some hobbies such as handicrafts and painting... Because I have to go to class and do homework at night, my spare time is occupied. If I have the ability to separate myself, I can Split into two and do what I want to do. If I divide myself into countless parts, I can do whatever I want. How great it would be if I could use the art of clones to deal with these pressures!

In fact, we children also have a lot of troubles and pressures. Just like the things I mentioned are very tiring, I want to use my clone technique to solve it. I want to learn the clone technique of my dream while also learning it well. I also want to learn tutoring English well, do my hobbies, and help my mother with housework. I want to use this trick to achieve these things and spend my childhood happily. ah! This is my dream, who can tell me if it can come true? Clone Technique, the Clone Technique of Dreams.

"The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Storm Resurrection", the war happened between me, my mother and my grandma. The cause of the war was: I didn't complete what I was supposed to do as agreed, and my mother got angry and ordered me to be "wanted".

I first "bought" grandma and asked grandma to persuade my mother. When grandma said it, my mother's anger subsided a lot, but it still hasn't subsided.

I took action again. First I said a lot of good things and admitted my mistakes. When my mother calmed down, I begged again and promised to correct it immediately. My mother was finally moved by my begging, so I worked harder and speeded up. She spoke quickly and took the initiative to cancel some of her material requirements. She finally canceled the wanted order and the war subsided.

Once again, my mother and I had some conflicts. I ran away as fast as possible and was about to catch up. I slammed the door and my mother knocked on the door hard. I just couldn’t Open and negotiate with mom through the door. My mother compromised and said, "I won't talk to you. Come out and let's talk." I was afraid that she would lie to me, so I came out only after making her promise. Another dispute was resolved peacefully.

Look, are these three "sure-kill tactics" of mine powerful? If it’s not good, please tell me about your experience.

Emotions are in arrears, love has been shut down, promises are empty, trust has been shut down, care cannot be connected, lovesickness is not in the service area, everything is suspended, and life is completely frozen! There are many troubles in life, so watch my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms! My Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms Composition Part 3

Today, the weather is good, the sun shines brightly on everyone’s faces, making them warm. I went to the children's library to read with my dad and my classmate Ji Jiahao. When Ji Jiahao and I just passed the automatic snack machine, Ji Jiahao's and my stomachs started to "ring". Dad reluctantly took out five yuan after Ji Jiahao and I begged him. Ji Jiahao and I raced against time to grab the banknotes and stuff them into the coin slot. Ji Jiahao and I bought two bags of small potato chips and kept staring at the delicious-looking bags of potato chips in the window. Two meters, one meter, half a meter... Just when it was about to fall to our feet, it was stuck in mid-air by the drink on the next floor! sky! Isn’t this torturing people alive? Ji Jiahao and I stamped our feet in distress and thought about it for a few seconds. Without thinking, I stuffed the bag into Ji Jiahao's arms and said to Ji Jiahao, "I don't know if I can take a picture of the 'Eighteen Palms of the Dragon'."

Ji Jiahao muttered: " As long as I can eat French fries, I'll take it." But he was stunned, "What are you going to do?" I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and I made taekwondo horse steps and gestures. As soon as a second passed, I didn't do anything. He reached out his hand without hesitation, and while others were not paying attention, he slapped his hands on the glass of the retail machine. Sure enough, when I slapped it on the glass...it hurt! However, when I looked back, the two bags of chips stuck in the drink in front of the glass moved and tilted a little to the left. This trick works! Ji Jiahao immediately started dancing. I let go of my hand and looked at the glass again. There seemed to be faint traces of what I had taken. I looked at my palms again. They were already red. I gritted my teeth. For the fries! There is always this little guy talking to me in my heart. I immediately got into my stance again and slapped her hard again! The two bags of snacks didn't appreciate it at all, and they just moved a little further to the left unhappily! Oh shit! You won’t give it to me, right? See if I don't crush you! Another little guy in my mind said the same thing as me. I stared at the glass. Finally, we took a few steps back like a cow, then rushed forward suddenly, and bumped into each other with our hands and body. Finally, the weight of the two little guys was too heavy, and they couldn't support them anymore, and they fell in front of our toes. ha! Victory will always belong to me under the "Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon"! Ji Jiahao and I picked up the snacks and ate them. My Eighteen Palms for Subduing the Dragon, Part 4

I was walking on the green grass. Not far away, my little tabby cat, Mimi, was catching butterflies. I was holding " "Pizza" while eating - "Baby, it's time to get up, it's time to learn English!" Oh my God! It’s Sunday morning, and I haven’t woken up from my sweet dream yet…! hey-hey! It’s time for me to practice the “Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms” again.” “Mom! Mom, my stomach hurts and I want to go to the toilet! "Seeing that my mother couldn't do anything to me, I was secretly happy! Mom was secretly happy! I got through the whole morning amidst my mother's nagging.

"Baby, it's one o'clock in the afternoon, it's time to learn Chinese Got it! "Look at my "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms", "Mom! I have a severe headache and want to sleep for a while. "I'll take you to the hospital to have a look." ""oh! Mom, I'm holding on tight, maybe I'll be fine after a while." "Okay, you sleep for half an hour first, and then I'll ask you to write down your new Chinese characters and write a diary..." Without waiting, After my mother finished speaking, I had already closed my eyes, and I won again with this trick!

I finally made it to the evening, and I could watch TV.

Just as I turned on the TV, my mother shouted from the kitchen: "Baby, have you finished your homework? It's time for school tomorrow." I haven't finished my homework yet and I have to hand it in on Monday. What should I do? Make up for it quickly!

Time flies by unknowingly. The day before the monthly exam - I look, I look, I look, but I still can’t understand! Alas, if I had studied hard in normal times, I wouldn't be like this today. It seems that my "Eighteen Palms for Subduing the Dragon" was a complete failure.

Classmates! But don’t be like me...just try harder! My Eighteen Palms for Subduing the Dragon, Part 5

The new year has come to us again, and before we know it, we have grown one year older. As we grow older, the "pressure" placed on us also increases.

School, teachers, and annoying homework are like hills, pressing on our shoulders, making us unable to straighten our backs...

Family, parents, sweeping the floor, washing dishes , the housework within our ability is like heavy stones that press on our hearts, making us unable to breathe...

Competition, friendship, vague and ignorant feelings are like a row of Huge waves are coming, making us lose our direction...

If I can use the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, I will sweep away all the pressure...

If I can If I know the Tathagata God's Palm, I will put all the pressure under the Five Fingers Mountain and never stand up...

If I can make the world shift, I will make all the pressure disappear and all the pressure will become Into happiness and laughter...

Think about it, this is impossible. If there is no pressure in the world, it is like the earth has no gravity; if there is no pressure in the world, it is like a horse losing its strength. If there is no pressure in the world, it is like a river losing its dam; if there is no pressure in the world, it is like a car losing its engine. If the earth loses gravity, there will be no order; if a horse loses its reins, it will lose its direction; if a river loses its dam, it will flow erratically; if a car loses its engine, it will have no power to move forward; if we don't Under pressure, the goal of progress and the meaning of life are lost. Although pressure is our growing pains, it is also our motivation to move forward.

Every effort will be rewarded, and hard work will yield hope. As long as we are not afraid of difficulties, face pressure, eliminate interference, and study hard, pressure will turn into motivation and guide us to move forward bravely and reach the other side of success. My Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms Essay Part 6

It is really difficult to get along with my cousin who is unreasonable and wants to have the upper hand in everything.

One evening as usual, she was actually obsessed with the "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon" in the TV series and insisted on having a "battle" with me. "Child, come here and give me a slap, and I will let you go." The cousin was like a majestic and ferocious "Master Tai".

"No, no..." I was so frightened that I stepped back again and again, "I can't beat you."

"The child wanted to run...·She rushed over at a quick pace and threw her I walked into the living room full of adults. The adults who were watching TV attentively were quickly attracted by my cousin's heroic appearance and burst into laughter.

"I can't help but feel so embarrassed when there are so many adults watching. Don't give in," I thought to myself, "Come on, cousin, my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms are also very powerful! "I formally "declared war" on her,

"Come on! The shouts of "kill" echoed in the living room. You slapped me, and my sister and I were already fighting hard. The adults next to me were overjoyed.

"Bang!" I originally intended to hit my cousin's palm with my hard palm, but I accidentally "slashed" her left face directly. A shallow finger mark was imprinted on my cousin's red cheek. The aunt laughed loudly: "Oh, Xiao Su is in trouble, hahaha."

At this time, my cousin was stunned, eyes full of boiling anger, staring at me panting, I was scared He was silent and stood there like a wooden stick.

With a "Enough" sound, I was kicked into the corner by my sixteen-year-old cousin. The heat and pain in my stomach quickly spread to my whole body like a plague, and I instantly felt out of breath. , tears welled up in his eyes, and he couldn't say a word.

When my mother saw this, she rushed over quickly.

She picked me up in her arms and before I could shed tears, my mother's tears were already flowing out like a river. My mother and I burst into tears instantly, and my aunt loudly scolded her sister for causing trouble.

But now. My father is still sitting there, smiling and watching this scene, motionless... My Eighteen Palms for Subduing the Dragon, Chapter 7

My mother was a vague impression in my childhood. She clearly knows how powerful she is because of her "Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms".

In my memory, my mother loves to chatter. She can always act as an "interviewer" on the phone. She "cares" about everything from study to life. She is really long-winded, but it can also reflect her full personality. Love for children.

My mother who is away from home only comes back once a year. That day was my mother's birthday. Although my three and six aunts never thought highly of my mother, they all came to get together with my mother who had returned from a long way away. At that time, I may have been influenced by their dislike of my mother, so I occasionally made some disrespectful jokes. I remember that at that time, my father boiled some brown eggs for my mother. When my mother happily peeled the eggs, my father said a few blessings such as "Happy Birthday". I was a little jealous, so I asked my dad angrily: Why don’t you give me some lucky words? My father, who was not good at words, explained it to me, but I didn't listen at all. My mother also explained it to me, but I still couldn't understand it. Then what! I accidentally said a curse word that I can't remember clearly...

Mom and Dad looked at me in shock. I clearly saw that my mother trembled and the peeled eggs in her hands rolled to the ground playfully. She was so angry that her face became ferocious. A hand stretched out, very powerfully and very quickly, turning into a big outstretched palm, directed towards my face.

I know that my doom is coming. Growing up, I have always "enjoyed" my mother's "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms"! Although my mother is often not with me, she has high expectations for my study, so she is very strict. I often get scared because of trivial things.

Now, my mother’s Tathagata palm is only 0.01 centimeters away from my face! I thought: Even if Sun Monkey comes, he can't save me. I wanted to dodge quickly, but how could I dodge my mother's sudden whirlwind-like slap? Do I have to be like the monkey who was trapped under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years and have to be "caressed" by my mother's "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms"? Before my mother's slap "landed", I suddenly burst into tears.

Mom’s palm stopped in mid-air, only a centimeter away from my cheek. My father smiled and took my mother's arm, reminding me a lot that it is not easy for my mother to earn money while working, and I need to know how to speak appropriately in the future...

At that time, "the rain has passed through the sky", as if it was trying to break my heart. Years of "snow" have all melted away. I know I was wrong. Even if my mother's Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms fall on my face, I will still love my mother who works hard day and night.

I haven’t seen my mother who is working hard outside for a long time, but my mother’s “Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms” have always been fresh in my memory.