Ask for a campus sketch script of a Chinese odyssey.

Opening: Music (Theme Song of Journey to the West)

The Monkey King: (singing) Brother Monkey, you are really something. Wuxing Mountain can't hold you down, and a walker jumps out. Monkey, you are really rare. You haven't changed your mind, my true colors!

Master, after walking so far, let's have a rest.

Tang Priest: There is a family not far ahead. Let's have a rest there.

The Monkey King: But, my grandson. . . It is urgent.

Tang Priest: You Po Hou, you lazy donkey are grinding shit and urinating. Go back quickly, the teacher is waiting for you in front.

The Monkey King: OK! I'm leaving!

(Tang Priest shakes his head and walks forward, and the Monkey King flashes into the background. )

The Monkey King (shouting): Master! No toilet paper!

Tang Priest: Leaves. . .

(Tang Priest continues to walk, and the old man's family comes out)

(Kannika nimtragol holds her mother, and the other hand hides her face and cries. She walked to the center of the stage and stopped. )

Old man: well, son, we can only take you so far. Let's go, or it will be too late (say that finish, I can't bear to look back)

(Mom pats kannika nimtragol on the shoulder)

Mom: Let's go, let's go (holding kannika nimtragol's hand, kannika nimtragol sings backwards) I can't bear to part with it, but time can't go back. It's worth loving you, but it's time to stop. You should be fine without me. I can't bear it. I want to hold you tight for the last time.

Daughter-in-law: Dad, Mom, me. . . .

I turned my head and left without taking a few steps. I ran back to my mother's arms in slow motion, mother and daughter cried, and the old man sighed. )

Tang Priest (walks up to the three men to salute): I'm a monk in brackets, and I'm the younger brother who came from the east to learn from the Tang Dynasty. I want to borrow your place to rest for one night. I wonder if I can.

Mom (clapping hands): Oh, my God, it's the Royal Brotherhood!

Old man: Go ahead, monk. (Don't cry too much)

Tang Priest: Old benefactor, what makes you so sad?

Old man: alas! Monk, you don't know, we have a big and ugly pig here! I'm going to marry my daughter today, but the wizards can't beat him. Now I'm going to send my daughter out.

Mom (threw herself at the Tang Priest's feet and cried with her legs in her arms): Monk, help! Help! Please help my daughter! Save our whole family!

Tang Priest (picking up his mother and waving his hand): No problem, no problem, none of the four. Give it to my monkey apprentice.

Mother quickly thanked her and took her daughter back.

The Monkey King (Tangshan dialect): I just heard it in WC. These are tiny boxes. Watch!

Then I remembered the wind (music), and the old man's legs were weak, dragging the Tang priest.

Old man: Monk, let's avoid it.

The Monkey King: Master, go back first. My grandson wants to meet this pig.

The old Tang Priest left, and the Monkey King was sitting on the side of the road wearing a red hijab.

Pig Bajie (singing old boys): That's the person I miss deeply day and night. How can I express it? Will he accept me? Ha ha ha ha. . . . My old pig is finally going to marry a wife. Think about it, how comfortable it is for me to sit on the train and eat hot pot and sing with my wife! hahaha. . . . Dai Ling, I'm coming!

Welcome kannika nimtragol with open arms

Pig Bajie: Don't be shy! Please come to me! Oh, come on, baby, we'll be a couple!

Seeing kannika nimtragol still there, he stepped forward and lifted the veil on his shoulder.

Pig Bajie: Dear, because of you, I like the mortal world; With you, I fell in love with this night; With you, this night has become romantic; With you, this night is no longer bleak.

(put away romance and restore nature)

Pig Bajie: Come on, Miss, let's go into the bridal chamber.

(Say that finish chasing kannika nimtragol, kannika nimtragol silently followed the music wedding March)

(Kannika nimtragol quickly retreats to be a monkey, and Pig Bajie falls down and waits for a while).

Kannika nimtragol: What are you looking at? Grandpa, I can't walk! (Looking at Pig Bajie, feeling shy) I can't walk! You cheated on me.

Pig and a carp are rolling around.

Pig Bajie: OK, OK.

(Music Pig Eight Rings Back Daughter-in-law)

(Music Tracker's Love)

Pig Bajie (singing): Sister, you are sitting on a pig's head.

Daughter-in-law (singing): Brother, I will go with you.

Pig Bajie (singing): Yeah, yeah, love me and shake me. . . . Lady, why are you so heavy (you fell down before you finished)

(Kannika nimtragol jumps aside)

Daughter-in-law (pretending to be coquetry): You think others are heavy. Don't you love me anymore? Do you really not love me? Oh! Heartbroken. . .

Pig Bajie (flustered): Dare not?

Daughter-in-law: OK, OK! Look at you. You are very tired. Take a break.

Pig Bajie immediately lay down on his back.

Daughter-in-law (sitting next to her): Husband, you are the fairy there. I don't know how to marry you yet.

Pig Bajie (sitting up): Oh, forget it. I thought I was the marshal of the canopy, and I was awesome in all directions. Just because she offended Chang 'e, she was banished to the world by the jade emperor and thrown into the womb of a pig, and she grew like this.

Daughter-in-law: Thanks to your ugliness, you dare to come out and meet people.

Pig Bajie: I didn't want to come out at first, but Guanyin in the South China Sea instructed me to wait for the Buddhist scriptures here. I didn't expect to meet your wife This is the luck of my life! Who cares about Buddhist scriptures?

I just want to hold the little girl's hand happily. )

Daughter-in-law: Wait, you are just talking. Hands up.

(Bajie gets up): OK! (Music washing, brushing, singing) Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe.

(Kannika nimtragol kicks Pig to the ground behind his back, grabs his ear and turns to the Monkey King)

The Monkey King: Idiot! Look who I am.

Pig Bajie (startled): You, you, you. . . Is it the Tathagata, Jade Emperor and Guanyin Bodhisattva who hand-picked the special envoy of the Western Classics to take Huaguoshan, the Monkey King, water curtain cave and the Monkey King, the Great Sage of Qitian?

The Monkey King: Thanks to those two holes under your eyebrows, you can vent your anger. Come with me to see master.

(I dragged Pig Bajie with one foot and bumped into the old man, mother, Tang Priest and his party. )

. . . . . . . . . . . . . to be continued

Pig Bajie (seeing the Tang Priest and recognizing it as Master, he quickly climbed over and hugged the Tang Priest like a savior): Master! Master! I have been waiting for you for 250 years! (Singing) Wait 250 times, wait once ~ Ah! Guanyin said in his ear, you wait for him all your life, just for this sentence, ah, heartbroken.

Tang Priest: Ah! (Singing) Is that you? Is that you? You are waiting for me.

(Picking up Bajie) You can hang out with me from now on! Will it give you the ability to understand the dharma number?

Pig Bajie (staring at Tang Priest affectionately and seriously): I do.

Kannika nimtragol comes out with her mother.

Pig eight quit: daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law

Old man: Senior, this

The Monkey King: Don't be afraid, Lao Zhang. Just let him call twice.

Pig Bajie (walks up to the little daughter-in-law): I once had a sincere love in front of me, and I couldn't cherish it. If God gives me another chance, I will love you for ten thousand years. . .

Pig Bajie (running to the master): Master, I have a request. I hope the master can agree.

Master, can Ada go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures with us?

The Monkey King: You idiot.

The Monkey King grabbed Pig's ear and said, They ran after each other.

Tang Priest: Well, let's hit the road when things are settled.

They stopped and stood with their backs to the Tang Priest.

Old man: Have a good trip, monk.

Pig eight rings; Ida, you have to wait for me. I will marry you when I go to Xijing.

The Monkey King kicked Pig's ass. Pig ran behind the scenes and shouted, I'll come back.

Let's go on stage and jump to the end of Poor Happiness.