Funny sentences about losing weight and talking about your mood

1. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

2. If a person can’t control his own fat, how can he control other people’s hearts!

3. Hold on, don’t eat any of them. How can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat!

4. I am so jealous when I see others losing 10 or 20 pounds. Do you know how they survived?

5 , I used to be very thin, and I will be very thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be satisfactory.

6. No one has the obligation to make me happy. If you want to live happily, you have to rely on yourself.

7. Those who say I don’t need to lose weight are bad people.

8. The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.

9. When I miss you, I can’t receive your call. This is more painful than missing you.

10. Believe in yourself! You can definitely do it! If you lose weight, you can eat as much as you want! If you lose weight, you can buy clothes at will. The salesperson will only say: You can wear this clothes. It’s a bit big! If you lose weight, you won’t fail the exam. If you lose weight, the world will be harmonious!

11. If you say I am fat, I will lose weight! If you say I am ugly, I will have plastic surgery! If you say I am poor, I will earn it! When I lose weight, You are beautiful and rich, do you think I will still choose you?

12. Whenever I eat, drink and have nothing to do, I will think of the serious matter of losing weight.

13. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to you.

14. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament.

15. If you tell me that you can’t endure hunger and ask me what to do, all I can say is don’t lose weight.

16. When it comes to losing weight, fat people are shouting and thin people are doing it.

17. Do you want to be fat for the rest of your life? Do you want to be laughed at by others for the rest of your life? Do you want to be unable to hold your head up for the rest of your life?

18. Just walk more. Go shopping when you have time! Go and see how many good-looking clothes you can wear! Fatty!

19. Being unmoved by delicious food is the highest state of losing weight.

20. Pity yourself, you only have the heart to lose weight and end up being a foodie.