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A sentence that failed on the first blind date

1. Love fades from a focus to a kind of alienation.

2. A few years ago, I secretly went to Beijing to meet my boyfriend at that time. Later, my mother found the ticket. Now, once my blind date fails. I want to BB me, saying that I have failed to chase others so closely.

3. After two failed introductions to my blind date, General Guan, who couldn't bear to watch me live alone, personally bought me a boyfriend.

4. it can never be a reality to return to imagination with imagination.

5.2. No matter how many tears you shed, the motivation to persist is still there.

6. How cowardly I am, how humble I am, how ridiculous I am, how stupid I am, and I don't even have the courage to say a word I like.

7. I can fail, but I can't lose my mind. You can be disappointed, not desperate. As long as you are attached to a miracle, you will get a miracle attachment.

8. Today, the blind date failed again! ! ! I really can't escape the fate of meeting the essence. Is it so difficult to meet a 17? . . Is it difficult? . . Let's continue to be Chinese paper

9. I'd rather lose my soul when I'm sad than give alms like a joke.

1. The blind date failed. I feel that the older I get, the less I like people.

11. Don't say goodbye easily to those who finally meet.

12. My friend failed to go on a blind date. After some spitting, I have to tell her that the world says that women chase men with gauze, but I forget that unless the man has a good impression on you, it is basically barbed wire or charged! ?

13. The blind date failed twice in succession ... I can't tell you how I feel ~ I have to smile, after all, there are parents who need comfort.

14. When I was dating, I was so nervous that I forgot my head and how to speak, so I failed.

15. Emotional failure is a story, but marriage failure is an accident. Manage well and don't let yourself be the perpetrator.

16. It's not surprising that I failed again on a blind date tonight. Forget it, let it be! ?

17. Talking with my grandmother and mother about marriage, I couldn't help crying, because I knew they really cared about me ... because they always thought that I didn't touch and take a step ... However, when I told the truth, it wasn't that I didn't touch, but that I failed in several blind dates. That kind of being rejected by others, that kind of utilitarianism was too hurtful, and I also felt that. The mood is not quite right these days, and the soft part of my heart will break when I touch it.

18.7456! This blind rap seems to be watching a blind date program! Hand in hand success or failure, exm? ?

19. Yesterday, the first blind date was worse than I thought, and it failed. I left each other less than a minute after meeting others. I was actually frustrated.

2. I found that most boys who failed in blind date with me will successfully find the other half of their lives soon after. ? Excited talk about getting a driver's license for the first time

Excited talk about getting a driver's license for the first time

1. I really don't know how to pull straight and park well. Too. Ok. Sure enough, things without talent, even if they work hard, are quite arduous.

2. Work with certificates! No! Rong! Yi!

3. novice drivers are on the road, please pay attention.

4. I guess I have no chance to use it.

5. God is trying to stop me from getting my driver's license. It was clearly said that it was 2 o'clock, and the coach said that it had already left at 12 o'clock. He told me to practice the lights first. As soon as I got on the car that was fine in the morning, the battery died, so I changed to another one and swallowed the dishes. So it was so difficult.

6. I just found it on the road.

7. Only children need to answer it. Adults hold the steering wheel by themselves.

8. I'm on my way to advise you not to go out!

9. Take your driver's license and wait for a co-pilot.

1. It's time to spend the winter vacation at home under the guise of driving test.

11. Autumn Mountain Car God is online!

12. You are quite difficult to get.

13. well, I admit that I'm afraid of death, and I dare not drive. . . . So I don't want to take a driver's license either; If I have to drive, I hope to drive a tank.

14. Learning to drive is not going well. It's worthwhile to read this small notebook and feel so bitter.

15. My luxury car is finally useful.

16. Say something happy, such as-I got my driver's license! Section one, two, three, go through it all!

17. At this time, you should at least have a driver's license, whether you have a car or not.

18. I'm afraid it's going to be black again when I finish learning the car and get my driver's license.

19. Although I was scolded and tanned, I got my driver's license and it was all worth it.

2. We should find something meaningful to do. Wish list: on-the-job graduate student ukulele who takes the driving test! I got my driver's license for the first time. Part II

21. I have a reason to take the driver's license test. i really do not want to go. With the soaring prices, I have no intention, no power and no money.

22. Step forward to the old driver.

23. What kind of experience is it to take a driver's license test?

24. I avoid vehicles according to the requirements when I take the driver's license test. In real life, I avoid vehicles according to the price and the madness of driving.

25. Starting today, I will become my dad's qualified driver.

26. Successfully promoted the old driver.

27. Ahem! The car is bought, and there is a lack of a co-driver.

28. I finally got my driver's license, and finally dared to talk about what happened during the subject exam. It is said that you should send a pack of cigarettes to the car driver, otherwise people will give you a trip, such as stepping on the brakes secretly, so that you can't pass the exam It's my turn to get on the bus. I have already

29. Didi Didi, a novice female driver, came to work with a certificate.

3. I have the certificate. If the car is used, do you want to pick it up at the 4s shop or deliver it yourself?

31. Got your driver's license! Happy! Automatic gear is really much better than manual gear.

32. Can I take you home? 1 yuan starts, and 3 yuan is every kilometer.

33. Although I got my driver's license, I still mused in my mind that there are thousands of roads, and safety comes first.

34. The car can be delivered.

35. The new generation car god is online!

36. Be careful when you go out. I'm going to drive on the road.

37. The road killer has just been released. Please avoid it when you see the car.

38. From now on, I am no longer the person who can only sit in the co-pilot.

39. I have my driver's license. Sisters will buy me a car through crowdfunding!

4. If every driver can drive in a civilized way, drive correctly, drive like you did when you took your driver's license, and obey the traffic rules, there will be many, many fewer traffic accidents, right? The first New Year's Eve with my girlfriend

and the first New Year's Eve with my girlfriend

1. Even if we don't see each other every year, we should be safe all the year round.

2. You all put aside your work and prepare a New Year's gift for me.

3. I only wish you, always happy, always happy, interesting and hopeful, no disaster.

4. strive to advance without fear, and strive for further innovation and glory.

5. Hello, the new year 222! We are eager for success, and we must aim at success first.

6. Happy New Year, happiness and well-being.

7. It's been 2xx years since I blinked. I should have known I wouldn't blink.

8. Don't admit defeat for your dreams, and don't stop no matter how hard you suffer. I'm coming.

9. Looking back on this year, it seems that we have been living like pigs, but we can't be as carefree as pigs!

1. Yesterday's glory has passed. We should strive for the glory of this day, and strive for the glory of tomorrow.

11. I wanted to give you a super cute New Year's gift, but the courier wouldn't let me get into the box.

12. Please remember that I loved you deeply, not just saying it.

13. I wish you a happy holiday and good luck all the year round, old friend.

14. I'll write the annual rings in the calendar, and I'll give you 2xx.

15. Qingfengpu, the mirror building, the boat, is full of worries, the idle pool is out of the water, and the acacia moon is opposite to the tall building. The lotus seeds in your heart are as clear as water. Can you taste them carefully with sleeves? On the occasion of the Spring Festival, * * * intends to say goodbye to his son.

16. Going north and south, we live up to the direction of life, 2xx, and we are on our way.

17. Goodbye, 2xx years! Hello, 2xx years! As long as we try our best, anyone can be his own hero.

18. The road ahead is vast, and everything can be expected.

19. I missed my New Year's resolution. It's been another day, but it doesn't matter. Just make a wish, that is, I can make a little progress in all aspects.

2. Ding-dong, please check your new love. The short sentence of the first New Year's Eve with my girlfriend II

21. Dear yourself, be happy in 2xx!

22. Life is too short, so don't wake up with regrets every day; Face the sun, and you won't see the shadow. To the dying 221!

23. Life is in your own hands, not let life control you! Goodbye 2xx, hello 2xx!

24. Every year, everything is happy.

25. You should cherish the last day. 2xx, be happy on the first day.

26. The bell rang all over the world at : , and the New Year train left on time. It carried away an unforgettable time and ushered in another round of fiery years. I wish you a happy New Year, Pengcheng Wan Li!

27. Those with long legs are called New Year's Eve, and those with short legs can only be called New Year's Eve.

28. Baby in front of the screen, I will accompany you for the New Year.

29. Happy New Year. Let me know in advance if you want a red envelope in the New Year, so that I can delete you and don't affect my New Year's Eve.

3. They all gave you nice and advanced New Year's gifts, but I didn't. But I can start today, insist on not washing my hair, and snow for you on the first day of the new year.

31. I am most afraid of the Chinese New Year. I politely pushed away your red envelope, but you believed it.

32. When New Year's Day comes, I wish you all the best!

33. The sun and the moon greet the Spring Festival with affection, and the mountains and rivers celebrate the New Year without hindrance; Plum blossoms in the snow and frost in the snow, missing words in dreams; A bundle of happiness is accompanied by winter snow, and it is very lucky to be caught in the spring rain. Every success is what you want, and you can enjoy all kinds of happiness.

34. I miss you for the last time this year, and I will still love you next year.

35. Before finding the right person, the only thing to do is to make yourself good enough. Everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people have to learn to grow up by themselves for some time. Bye, 2xx. Hello, 2xx.

36. Where do you spend your Valentine's Day alone, Christmas alone, and New Year's Day alone?

37. Dear, the company's past year was a hard year, a pioneering year and a bumper year. Because of your unremitting efforts, we will make the company so smooth.

38. When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the fairy said I could make two wishes. I said that I hope the person who reads the text message will be happy on New Year's Day and more and more beautiful. The fairy said, I can only satisfy your first wish.

39. It's almost 2xx in a blink of an eye. I hope you are still with me at 2xx.

4. Don't expect sudden good luck, just hope that all efforts of 2xx will be rewarded. I don't accept gifts for the Chinese New Year this year, but only local gold.

42. Time goes back and forth, and dreams remain the same. 2xx, my determination and perseverance will definitely beat you!

43.2xx, some people see dust, others see stars, but it doesn't matter, it's all turned over.

44. Don't mistreat every enthusiasm, don't please any indifference, and look forward to 2xx.

45. forget all your troubles and wish a better tomorrow.

46. It turns out that the saddest thing is not that you spend the New Year alone, but that the person who accompanied you this year may not be with you today next year. Goodbye 221, hello 222.

47. It seems that there are only two chances to disturb you in a year, one is to say Happy Birthday and the other is to say Happy New Year.

48. I hope that everything you strive for will come true in the end.

49. The last New Year's Eve seemed like yesterday, so I wish you all a happy 2 years.

5. Time will turn over eventually, and the years ahead are worth looking forward to.

51. New Year's resolution: Good luck and wealth.

52. Use 2xx's smooth navigation, guide with 2xx's success, accompany with 2xx's hard work, protect yourself with 2xx's perseverance, and forge ahead with 2xx's persistence; Seize the peak of 2xx career, wish you all the best in 2xx, and see you every day!

53. Look, it's almost 2xx, but I still have a lot to tell you.

54. Never give up what you really want. It's hard to wait, but it's harder to regret. Goodbye 2xx, hello 2xx!

55. With the sound of firecrackers saying goodbye to the old year, I wish my family happiness, prosperous career and prosperous fortune in the New Year.

56. Dear self, from today on, let yourself live flatly and lightly, learn to love yourself, you are unique, and be the truest, happiest and most sunny self. 2xx, goodbye. 2xx, hello.

57. New year brings a new atmosphere, with different blessings. Vientiane is updating, giving you eleven new things. I wish you: new people, new scenery, new progress, new things, new wisdom, new things, new fortune, new wealth, new friends and old friends. I wish you a happy new year!

58. In the new year, everything I ask is my wish, and everything I ask is open.

59. The people who accompany you in the evening are very important, from walk to walk, from life to life!

6. I cross every minute with you, and I wish I could cross the rest of my life. Flying for the first time in my life

Flying for the first time in my life (Part 1)

1. Flying for the first time is a flight that takes off at sunset, and it is also beautiful.

2. My sister's trip to Russia has started. It's a long flight for the first time. My sister did a great job.

3. I didn't know that the mountains and rivers of the motherland were so beautiful until I took a plane for the first time and overlooked them from a height.

4. fly