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Brainstorm: How did the bear die? How did the fish die?

Stupidity and drowning

Respondents: mama miya 1987- assistant level 3 4- 17 12:5 1.

The bear was stupid and was shot dead.

The man who was shot by himself said, "How could I be so stupid?"

Fish is so depressed.

Responder: power 727- Magician Level 5 4- 17 12:53.

A bear is a stupid fish eaten by a bear.

Respondent: super shj- a scholar from Grade 6 4- 17 12:53.

Bears are stupid and fish are salty.

There is a saying called stupid bear salted fish.

Respondent: ary cheng- level 3 assistant 4- 17 12:56.

The bear starved to death, and the fish was scared to death by a hungry bear.

Respondent: Blue Sky Online Ranking14-1712: 56

The bear was killed by a fishbone, and the fish was killed by a bear.

Respondent: See also Qiao Shengyuan-Manager Level 5 4- 17 12:57.

There are several kinds:

1. Bears are stupid and fish are salty (there is a saying that stupid bears are salted fish).

2. The bear was killed by a fishbone, and the fish was killed by a bear.

A bear is a stupid fish eaten by a bear.

Responder: Angel Sister 0- Trainee Magician Level 2 4- 17 13:0 1

Bear stupid fish drowned.

Ps: a cold joke

At the dinner table, the father asked his son, "Do you know how the bear died?"

Son: "I am dead."

Father: "Do you know how birds die?"

Son: "I'm starving."

Father: "No". Bears are stupid; Birds are noisy to death ... "

Respondents: Hermite-novice level 2 4-1714:11

Eat to death, drink to death

Respondents: o 1r2z 3- ranking14-1714:15.

They are all killed, because people want to verify whether you can't have your cake and eat it.

Interviewee: Nianan-Magician Level 4 4- 17 14:20.

I don't know if the bear is a choking fish, but I didn't kill it.

Answer: Huang Xiaoxiao-Magician Level 4 4- 17 14:5 1

Bears are stupid and fish are thirsty.

Respondent: Zhao's probation period is 4- 17 15:05.

Be blown up.

Reply: Juvenile mystery group-Jianghu Shaoxia level 7 4- 17 16:58

dead

Interviewee: Hope _ 2008 _ 6 18- Assistant Level 2 4- 17 17:07.

"You can't have your cake and eat it." Since you can't get it, destroy it. Ha ha!

Respondent: especially probationary period level 1 4- 17 17:47.

foolish

Respondent: ASD101121-The probation period is 4- 17 18:03.

Bear stupid fish drowned.

Responder: Happy OooO Angel-Trainee Wizard Level 2 4- 17 18:52

Bear stupid fish drowned.

Responder: Maegel-Trainee Magician Level 2 4- 17 18:57.

Bear committed suicide because he was too bear; The fish is parallel, the quality is too poor, and it is dead.

Cubic centimeter/milliliter

Respondent: Zhao Qiongyan-Assistant Level 3 4- 17 19:22

A bear is a stupid fish eaten by a bear.

Answer: All the fish are dead-Jianghu rookie level 5 4- 17 19:59.

The bear was stupid and was shot dead.

The man who was shot by himself said, "How could I be so stupid?"

Fish is so depressed.

Respondent: Mai Linhuo-Assistant Level 2 4- 17 20:44

The bear was scared to death by the fish.

The fish was killed by a bear.

Respondent: dcgxp 12 1- Qian Zongwu 4- 17 20:49.

The bear was drowned by too much water (four points under the word "bear")

Fish will die without water (a horizontal character under the word "fish" is equivalent to land, and without water, it will die of thirst)

Responder: an old pepper-Jinshi was born in grade 8, 4- 17 2 1:09.

The fish was eaten by the bear and the bear choked. ..................................................................................................................................................................

Responder: Ice Light m 16- Assistant Level 2 4- 17 2 1:30.