Who has a cold joke, just one! Answer one! ! You think this is the funniest.

Why do you want one? I have a lot, but I can't pick out the funniest one. Please select.

The Jade Emperor and the Tathagata argued about who was the great man in the sky.

Jade Emperor: I am the master of heaven!

Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey.

Jade Emperor: I was robbed at 17500!

Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey.

Jade Emperor: Can we not talk about monkeys?

Tathagata: Your sister was slept by mortals.

Jade Emperor: ...

Tathagata: Your daughter was slept by mortals.

Jade Emperor: ...

Tathagata: By the way, your niece has also been slept by mortals.

Jade Emperor: Grass! Send you to the west! The new version of Journey to the West is really ... Scene 1, the monkey Sun steals the elixir in the sky and is overjoyed when he comes out: "Haha, it's apple-flavored! And strawberries! " In the second scene, the master and the apprentice went through the armed barrier. After being caught stealing ginseng fruit by Zhenyuanzi, Daxian said that everyone was beaten 30 times. Friar Sand said, "There are only twenty-six fruits on the tree, but you want to beat us with thirty lashes. Did your arithmetic teacher die young? " Zhang Dao, do you want to ruin my childhood?

I remember that there was a petite beauty cleaning the blackboard in the class during the break of junior high school. Because he is not tall, he can't wipe a large area on tiptoe. The way she worked hard greatly aroused my desire for protection! Without saying anything, I went up to her and said kindly, "I'll help you." She was very moved and said, "Thank you." Then I put my arm around her waist and picked her up.

The strongest reason to break up in history: Boy: Let's break up. Girl: Why did you break up? Give me a reason. Boy: We are not suitable. Girl: What's the matter? Boy: Our gender is not suitable.