Are there any funny jokes that can be told in front of many people, instead of the old jokes that few people have heard?

A classmate is nearsighted, and all his classmates like to play jokes on him. As soon as they met, they shouted at him, "Blind man! Blind man! " One day, one of his friends dropped in at home and forgot to wear glasses. When he comes home at night, he has to borrow a lantern from his friend's house. That night, there was a bright moon hanging in the sky, and he returned home smoothly. The second time, a group of friends visited his home, and he immediately boasted, "Hum! You always say I'm blind. Actually, my eyes are fine. I only borrowed a small lantern from a friend's house last night and came back smoothly. " At this time, a neighbor's child sent him a letter, which said, "Dear friend, you mistook the birdcage for a lantern last night, please return it quickly."