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Sentences describing kung fu
You are truly a fairy. You broke all my swords. You must give them back to me. Yang Daxia said indignantly.
Ha ... ha ... ha ... you are so funny, a man who lost his life and claimed compensation from me. How outrageous? People who can't be killed laugh their heads off and have stomachaches.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Yang Daxia jumped into the air, his legs flying like scissors and touching each other ... About ... touching, firmly hitting the undulating chest muscles of the undead.
Caught off guard, the undead stepped back, looked at Yang Daxia in surprise and said, What's your trick?
I'm teasing you with the method of preventing carelessness and attack! I just want you to let your guard down, let your anger out, and then go straight to your heart and go straight to Huanglong. Yang Daxia said.
Good boy, really good. But don't forget, Lao Tzu can't be killed. The fairy said viciously.
So what if you can't kill someone? You have to pay for my sword today, and you have to pay for your own life. Yang Daxia said.
Your boy is too self-righteous I've been in the Jianghu for twenty years, and I've made great achievements, with few failures. I killed someone. No one ever killed me. The reputation of people who can't kill people is not empty. Son, you lost today. As soon as the voice fell, the immortal's iron fist came out, with a rainbow-like momentum.
Yang Daxia quickly covered his face with his hands, and felt a fist wind blowing on his face. At this time, the fist has not arrived and the gas has arrived. I saw the trees swaying around, as if a storm was coming. Powerful true spirit, directly throw Yang Daxia in the air.
Yang Daxia lost his center of gravity and rolled in the air again and again, like a broken kite, losing his balance.
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