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Experience of Water Margin's "Nine-Wen-Long Making a Big Scene in Shijia Village"

Shi Jin is a young man with personality and full of vigor. After "seven or eight famous artists", the average person is no longer in his eyes. Eight hundred thousand imperial coach Wang Jin passed by his backyard, said a word, and rushed to fight with others. Fortunately, Shi Jin is kind in nature and knows how to correct mistakes. Under the guidance of my mentor Wang Jin, I learned a brand-new excellent martial arts. If only Shi Jin had met such a good teacher from the beginning, but unfortunately he had met seven or eight other teachers before, which made Shi Jin infected with many bad habits.

Shi Jin's first master was Jong Li, a "tiger fighter". Judging from his nickname, I know this guy is good at self-promotion. Although Jong Li is also one of the eight outstanding figures in Shui Bo, Ruda bluntly criticized him as "not frank" as soon as he met him. Jong Li is basically a folk artist, and he often tours all over the country. Playing with guns and sticks in the street every day, when there are more people watching, he praises his good martial arts and skills and takes out plasters from his wallet to sell. So how did he become a master of Shi Jin? We estimate that Shi Jin's desire to practice martial arts is too urgent to get guidance. Both in the village and outside, such as Li Ji, Cybertron and Rabbit, are anxious in their eyes. One day, I went to the county to catch up and happened to hear Jong Li bragging in the crowd, so I dragged him over and invited him. Since then, Shi Jin has been one master after another. I don't think this is a begging monk, a Taoist who draws symbols, or a performer in Jong Li.

Although these guys are mediocre in martial arts and subjectively teach people to eat spicy food, their influence on Shi Jin, a little wretched, should not be underestimated. What's the impact? Let's have a look.

First, the most direct consequence is that Shi Jin's mother was vomited to death alive. A farmer's son, who doesn't do farm work, knows how to play games with bare arms every day, and has no ability to keep fit in the future. Your baby is either a tramp or a robber. That's what Shi Jin's mother taught me. Unfortunately, Shi Jin didn't listen. Shi Jin's father is under great mental pressure. In this case, if this title is not properly told to outsiders, he may look to Wang Jin, the head coach of the Imperial Army. Although he thought the writing was shallow and profound, he couldn't help shaking it out in front of the guests.

Second, Shi Jin was tattooed with flowers and embroidery. Shi Jin's hometown is in the rural area of Huayin County, Huazhou. It is a place with simple folk customs. As a simple peasant child, how do you know such a tone at ordinary times? Shi Jin's masters had nothing to teach, so they told him about the scenery they saw in Goulanwa Temple in the city to pass the time. In the long run, Shi Jin's mind becomes lively and can't stop. He must catch up with the fashion in this city. At that time, he didn't sell cultural shirts, so he had to stab a dragon. Fortunately, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, and no one has investigated his greater taboo.

Third, I am vain. Shi caught the robber in Shaohua Mountain, but refused to save him because he was afraid that heroes in the world would laugh at him. He is a wretched farmer in Shaanxi province, and he has never even been out of the county. How can he have a sense of the whole country and care about the views of heroes all over the world? This is obviously poisoned by the illusory martial arts stories told to him by the masters on weekdays.

Fourth, go out for whoring. In the later period of Liangshan, agents should be sent to collect information. Shi came in and said that he had a bitch in this city, maybe an insider. To tell the truth, I was shocked when I saw the Water Margin. How did a decent young man come across the business of whoring? Needless to say, those masters must have taken him to the ditch again. It's a pity that his master forgot to tell him that "bitches are heartless and actors are meaningless", otherwise Shi Jin wouldn't be planted under his lover's skirt.

Recently, our news media has been promoting the importance of education for minors. Through the living example of Shi Jin, we feel that such publicity is really timely and necessary.