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My son sleeps with his mother every night.

Mom said: When you grow up, marry a daughter-in-law to sleep with your mother?

A: Hmm!

Mom said, what about your wife?

The son said, let her sleep with her father.

Dad said excitedly after listening: this child has been sensible since childhood!

A couple is in the park. The woman coquetry says that she has a toothache, and the man says that she doesn't. Then the man says that she does, and the woman says that she doesn't. An old lady saw it and said to the young man, it's amazing. Can you treat hemorrhoids?

A boy gave a nickname to a friend in his class, called Fat Pig. The girl cried to the teacher, who promised to criticize the boy. The next day, the teacher said in class, "A boy is too rude to give others nicknames casually, but he can't call others names he likes."