Funny words to persuade people to drink alcohol

1. *** Drink together

“One, two, and two liangs rinse your mouth, three, two, and four liangs are not counted as wine, five, two, and six liangs support the wall and walk, seven, two, and eight liangs Still roaring. A pot of old wine, two cups of tea, three bowls of pig's trotters and four plates of melon. Five, six or seventy-eight friends gathered together, nine points drunk and ten points dizzy." I don’t know if you have heard of this jingle. Every sentence from one to nine rhymes, and it is very relevant to the current situation of life. I think many friends have experienced this feeling when they are drinking. Several friends are sitting together. , gnawing on pig's trotters, punching and drinking, the sound was deafening, making the whole atmosphere extremely lively. However, it is lively and the atmosphere is indeed a bit noisy.

2. Drinking with people you don’t know well

“Half a pound of wine is not enough, a pound of wine is not enough to support the wall, but I won’t walk with a pound of wine. When you meet a close friend, a thousand glasses of wine are too few. You can drink as much as you want, and if you can't drink it, run away. If you see any injustice, who will drink if you don't drink? Inner monologue, daily gatherings, and drinking with unfamiliar people, I am smarter when it comes to drinking. When I meet someone I like, I drink more. If I can't keep up the conversation without talking, I drink as much as I can. If I don't want to drink, I just run away. If he can trick his drinking buddies, he will also persuade him to drink. This jingle perfectly describes the old cunning guy in the wine shop.

3. Drinking with friends

“It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, so if you want to drink, you must drink enough. If you don’t get drunk, it’s better to take a nap. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water. Brothers don’t get tired when they drink, and they can be considered intoxicated when they drink.” These words perfectly describe the deep brotherhood at the wine table. There are very few true friends in life. When you meet a close friend at a drinking party, a thousand glasses of wine will cost you. It is also difficult to find close friends, so when you have a friend who allows you to talk freely, it is good to drink no matter how much you drink. You only drink for real, not for fun. When you drink, you must drink well. Even if you are drunk, there are a lot of brothers. It can be regarded as a kind of intoxication. You can't feel the discomfort caused by alcohol. Being drunk is also a kind of enjoyment.

4. Drinking and refusing to drink

"There is a person who talks endlessly; he feels very intoxicated. Who is this person? It's me, I'm already drunk. Don't laugh at me, it's Burden. I drank too much last night and my eyes were blurred. When I arrived at the door, it was a camphor tree. It was the first time I heard it, and I thought it was very interesting after listening to it. This may be an old drunkard who always thinks that such a jingle seems funny, but if you say it at the wine table, you can refuse to drink and make everyone happy.

5. Drink to keep out the wine

“If wine is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk. The key is to have the right atmosphere. If you are in trouble, I won’t chase you. If you can have a glass of wine. If you have a glass of wine, I will One drink, no need to brag about brotherly feelings. I'll drink a few drinks for you, and you'll carry it, my drunk brother." After hearing this, I don't know if everyone was a little touched. After reading this jingle, I couldn't help but think of these two words: Brothers working together can cut through metal. It would be nice if you don't meet anyone who tries to persuade you to drink at a drinking party, and you also have someone who can take the initiative to help you stop drinking. These are all blessings you have gained through cultivation.