Looking for 3-4 short jokes in English, which can be understood by the second grade of junior high school students. Just 1-2 new words will be enough.

hey Are Directly from America

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter , the money was real. It mady out of patience. At last she couid not hold any more, uttering: “trust me, Sir, and trust the money . They are real U.S. dollars. .are directly from America. ”

Chinese translation:

Real US Dollars

An old Chinese woman went to the United States to visit her daughter. Not long after she came back, she went to a bank. Withdraw the U.S. dollars given to her by her daughter. At the bank counter, the bank staff carefully checked each banknote to see if it was counterfeit. This approach made the old woman very impatient, and finally she couldn't help but said: "Believe me, sir, and please believe these banknotes. These are real U.S. dollars, brought directly from the United States."

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

He won

Tom: Johnny, you How are you, little brother?

Johnny: He is ill and bedridden. He was injured.

Tom: That’s too bad. What’s going on?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean out the farthest out of the window, and he won.

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me ," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

His ear is in my pocket.

Ivan returned home with a bleeding nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"

"A boy bit me," Ivan said.

"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.

“I recognize him wherever he goes,” Ivan said.

"His ears are still in my pocket."

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday ?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more . But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

Good boy

Little Robert asked Mom wants her two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You are such a good boy," my mother said proudly. "Here are my two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady?"

"She's a candy seller."

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father went home with his young son. This child is at that age where he is interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father: "Dad, what does the word 'drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look there are two policemen standing there. If I think of them as four, then I Even drunk.

"But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!" ”

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat- trap, sir," replied the boy.

Hospitality

Since there was no cheese at home when the guests were eating apple pie, the hostess apologized to everyone. The little boy The boy quietly left the room. After a while, he returned to the room with a piece of cheese and put the cheese on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese into his mouth and said, "My child, your eyes are bigger than your mother's." Good. Where did you find the cheese? "On the mousetrap, sir." said the little boy.

Little English Jokes

Last Friday I wore an Adidas shirt to play ball. When an old lady saw it, she laughed at me and said, "Do you

know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex. I have been thinking about sex all day long.

Sex, the abbreviation is Adidas) "I was surprised how he reacted so quickly and had such strong association. When I was rich, an old American next to me helped me out. He said, there is a very famous choir Korn, and one of their signature songs is A.D.I.D.A.S. (All day) I dream about sex) So, this allusion is familiar to many Americans.

You can know the details! I will let you make fun of the Americans next time.

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

A man entered the church and talked with God. He asked: "Lord Ah, how much does a million dollars mean to you?" God replied: "One penny." The man asked again: "What do you mean?" God said: "One second." Finally the man asked: "God, Can I get a penny?" God answered: "In a second."

1, Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Two birds

Teacher: There are two birds here, one is a sparrow. Can anyone point out which is a swallow and which is a sparrow?

Student: I can’t point out, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell me.

Student: Next to a swallow is a sparrow, and next to a sparrow is a swallow.

2. The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings ." replied the little girl.

Fish Net

"Can you tell me what the fish net is made of, Ann?" the teacher asked.

"Tie many small holes together with ropes to form a fishing net.

" the little girl replied.

3. The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.... ."

New Teacher

On September 1st, George came home from school.

"George, do you like your new teacher? " Mom asked.

"Mom, I don't like it, because she said 3 plus 3 makes 6, but then she said 2 plus 4 also makes 6. "

4. A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

A physics exam

During a physics exam, while the students were still thinking hard, Nick quickly answered the first question.

This question is: Why do we move when there is thunder? Do you always see lightning first and then hear thunder?

Nick's answer is: Because the eyes are in front and the ears are in the back.

Jim's History Examination

Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?

Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him

things that happened before the poor boy was born.

Jim’s history test

Uncle: How did Jim’s history test go?

Mother: Oh, it was terrible. . But then again, it’s not his fault. Hey, they asked about what happened before the poor child was born.